True

U DID NAT LISTED THE TWO WORD NIGERIA, wr u'll hr words lik...

follow follow
copy copy
kumbia kumbia
mago mago
mu-mu
ye-ye, etc

fastgyal:
True. pls nominate fastgyal for Miss NL 2017
thanks a lot.

r u a stripper??

No2 is very typical of Nigerians.

Nice one...

Bros, uncle is not anything. Because armrobbers self wey wan rob person dey call am bros or uncle.

Lol very true
I love my people.
One Nigeria.

Having multiple phones and all the networks is just common sense in my opinion. I have all the networks on seperate phone and two tabs for data. That is six. None is practical, none is reliable. In Nigeria having multiple redundancies is common sense. The service industry is piss poor. Imagine trying to make a transfer over the holidays and the recepient didn't get it till the following day. Why wouldn't you have multiple accounts you can access through multiple networks via multiple devices. I hate failure of any kind.

First and foremost they are very very loud

JARUSHUB:
There are certain unmistakable signs that you’re dealing with a typical Nigerian that are hard to ignore. Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency....

What is this Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency?

No be only that two o, what about '' Na'' eg
How far na
Where you dey na

nigerians are very loud

Funny.

nigerians are wonderful people, but the country always have senseless "leaders".

APC is a curse.

God bless nigeria

I love Nigeria

fastgyal:
True. pls nominate fastgyal for Miss NL 2017
thanks a lot.

Why?
Are you brains with beauty or you just like it from behind?

True dat

ITbomb:
Typical Nigerians

1. When you call them on phone, if they know you they shout your name first, if they don't know the number, they do 20 questions with you.
You rarely hear a Nigerian answering a call with Good morning or saying his/her name first

2. Normal acceptable greeting: How far
You want to know if there are Nigerians around even outside the country, just say how far and start counting the number of heads turning

3. Starting a conversation
For guys, start with any of these 3
a. Man U fit beat Chelsea
b. Buhari don finish this country
c. Omo, see dat girl yansh




Ever since I got my Gionee M5, na only one phone I dey use. Full charge in the morning takes me all day

you dey craze wella,how much GIONEE pay you for all this advert？ Me wey i get GIONEE gan never advertise am reach like this.u dey craze u hear？

fastgyal:
True. pls nominate fastgyal for Miss NL 2017
thanks a lot.

Y raise yansh up like person wey wan do the doggy?

Synonymous to the southern Nigerian. .... Cuz we know the value of culture and education. But the other people ain't dat friendly. I tell you.

devigblegble:
I'm memory of I don't give a F U C K

I don't understand.

o boy, this op na werey.....my chest, na laughter go kill me last last.
very true.

thesicilian:
Op You are right sha. Welldone o.

omo no kill this your picture haahahaha up naija .. Omo likew that pic

AliasJoice:
this is true sha

as she talk say sha ... U come day use that sha again ,,, so u no wan change .. U want to be typical naija .... Ok na your fofo chop

steppins:
The last two are for lagosians and south west only.

lai lai ie lai lai

fastgyal:
True. pls nominate fastgyal for Miss NL 2017
thanks a lot.

hmm hope you are fast in the other room

wawu

Alphafeezay:
And we start conversations with apologizing.....


Proudly Naija!!

Bros abeg nor vex I hail u

datola:
After a Long Period of Separation, You’re Greeted With the State of your Weight

A typical Nigerian will break the ice with something like ‘you’ve added weight o!’ or ‘wow, you’re thinner now o, were you sick?’, when you see them again after a long period of separation. This is one of the major ways you’ll know you’re dealing with a typical Nigerian. They just can’t help it.

The most annoying especially by the ladies.

But men when they see after a long time and cannot remember each other's names you hear them scream:

The first person: Chairman!

The other: My oga!

The most annoying one is old women and hairstyle, especially when u r with ur mom.

Mom: this is my son ooo
Woman: enh, this is your son, and you have not told him to cut his hair.
To me: don't you know that the way u dress is the way u r addressed? Go and cut this type of hair.
Me: just bone face look am make e know say e suppose swerve me

I rep 9ja!




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