I picked these jokes on wattpad.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the,
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."


A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.


Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.


Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?


A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Cool though. . .but u should've separ8d d jokes wella.

Nice joks

Tanx

good job :

I likey

A crafty man brough home three bananas for his three children, but they offered him one, while agreeing to share the other two between themselves.

But the fathers objected, saying that it would not be fair to accept one whole banana, and, instead, asked each of them to give him half.

He ended up eating one and half!

Ok

What's ok? U or the joke?

Duh!!!!!

nice one

Really

dont tell me that it is a joke

No its a electrocardio graph of an 80 yr old transvestile

what!! feeble attempts to seek attention mate.

get ursef busy or better stil get ursef a chick and get laid.

u

nice jok

Really

An elderly man who had serious hearing problems, visited his doctor, who fitted him with hearing aids, which worked 100%.

A month later, the old man visited his doctor again, who told him that his relatives would have been very happy that he could hear again.

The old man replied that he had not yet told them, as he spends time secretly listening to their conversations, and that he had changed his will three times!

Nice

Swagger

Pogistega

Nice joke.

Lolajoy I did'nt see the "nice joke" part, but I saw the "I love you" part clearly.

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Naz ones