Marvel1206:
First things first, let me blow some minds and reveal that this book is actually a product of the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Who would have thought? Are you shocked? I sure as hell was. Anyways, let's get into it.
Lalasticlala Mynd44

WORLDPEACE:

Don't be an overly sentimental black person. Be a human. If a story has no black person in it, should they manufacture black characters just to make blacks feel good?
When they the story is about Egypt the people are not whites. They are depicted as mixed or black. If there are blacks in a story you'll see them in it. The bible mentions Libyans, Ethiopians and Egypt. If a story does not have them you can't find black people.

Marvel1206:
5. This was that time Lot's wife refused to hear word and got turned into a pillar of salt.She could've made it out with her husband and daughters oh, but she just had to look back because of like jewelries or something.

Funny story, my sister once told me that the world's supply of salt comes from Lot's wife. I said it to a teacher at school in class. I was laughed at for weeks.

Jacksparr0w1207:
Can I get copy of this book online? This book put me on my Christian journey

Miggs:
The fact that people still believe the poorly wriitten stories in the bible shocks me till this very moment.Did you also notice how many folks on this thread didn't even realize the OPs' sarcastic tone about the mentioned book?

MofePR:


I think the resemblance was intentional. Those that sought to crucify Christ didn't know him. One could infer that he bore some resemblance with his inner circle/disciples. That was why Judas had to betray/identify him with a kiss.

Lightning07:
Yes you can go to www.jw.org

Marvel1206:
13. This was when Jezebel was casually thrown out of a window. She died instantly. Probably from broken bones and internal hemorrhaging. Also, they let dogs eat her body.

I need to have a serious talk with Jezebel's makeup artiste. What is with all that eye shadow?!

Marvel1206:
4. This was when someone came up with the SUPER bright idea to build a tower stretching into the heavens so they could spy on God or whatever.Then God retaliated by plunging them into confusion.

cristianisraeli:
HAHAHAHA..IF U DIDNT READ THIS BOOK AS A CHRISTIAN KID...THEN U MISSED ALOT!!!

CAPSLOCKED:

I WAS ALREADY DEEPLY INDOCTRINATED BEFORE I HAD THIS BOOK.

Miggs:
The fact that people still believe the poorly wriitten stories in the bible shocks me till this very moment.Did you also notice how many folks on this thread didn't even realize the OPs' sarcastic tone about the mentioned book?He is mocking them and the so-called believers are praising him.Good grief...

Mjbless16:
OP did u know u just violate D copyright

Narldon:

Back in the days..


I used to carry my book of bible stories to Sunday school..

Marvel1206:
9. I don't know about y'all but I think this was hands down, the coolest miracle performed in the bible.

Fight me if you disagree. I don't care.

MofePR:


I think the resemblance was intentional. Those that sought to crucify Christ didn't know him. One could infer that he bore some resemblance with his inner circle/disciples. That was why Judas had to betray/identify him with a kiss.

femi4:
In fact, I was told that anytime I eat salt.....na Lot's wife I dey chop

Marvel1206:

Sorry, I wasn't mocking them. The only intention of this thread is to make nairalanders reminiscence the old memories whilst mixing lil bits of sarcasm to spice it up. I am also a christain and I read this book as a kid. Besides, I saw it on a website and thought to share. I clearly posted the source there but you chose to feign ignorance. Have a nice day.

Marvel1206:
First things first, let me blow some minds and reveal that this book is actually a product of the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Who would have thought? Are you shocked? I sure as hell was. Anyways, let's get into it.
Lalasticlala Mynd44

salbis:
Unconsciously, this book had bestowed some positives in my upbringing.

nobilie:


When "a JEW" sold Jesus out. Make I see anybody way go say we are not jews

nobilie:


When "a JEW" sold Jesus out. Make I see anybody way go say we are not jews

Marvel1206:

Sorry, I wasn't mocking them The only intention of this thread is to make nairalanders reminiscence the old memories whilst mixing lil bits of sarcasm to spice it up. I am also a christain and I read this book as a kid. Besides, I saw it on a website and thought to share. I clearly posted the source there but you chose to feign ignorance. Have a nice day.

Marvel1206:
First things first, let me blow some minds and reveal that this book is actually a product of the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Who would have thought? Are you shocked? I sure as hell was. Anyways, let's get into it.
Lalasticlala Mynd44

talebearer123:


Nice reply. U truely are a christian. You wrote it in todays language and with a little sarcasm. Being an atheist is a sickness.