haha. It's funny how I used to beg our driver to let me roll tires when I was a kid . But no be pant I dey wear sha haha That s.hit used to be fun abeg.

Krayola:

haha. It's funny how I used to beg our driver to let me roll tires when I was a kid . But no be pant I dey wear sha haha That s.hit used to be fun abeg.

Hehehe . . . abeg drop a verse on behalf on we Ajebutta people.
These pako pple think they're all that.

Imagine Chamo feeling like tapping current was the life.

eldee:

Imagine Chamo feeling like tapping current was the life.

Blame it on NEPA.
Your next door neighbour will have light but we would be left in total darkness.
Desperate times call for desperate measures . . . we had to do something about it.
We rarely miss CL games.

eldee:

This is sumn Ajebutas like you and I can relate to . . . people like Ibime grew up running about in panties rolling car tyres

See this bush man. . . you no know say to be Ajekpako na choice, no be condition. . . .staying home all day and playing computer game like you did must have been a miserable childhood.

Ibime:

See this bush man. . . you no know say to be Ajekpako na choice, no be condition. . . .staying home all day and playing computer game like you did must have been a miserable childhood.

The same Sega Mega Gear 1 you used to play at game centres, we used to have the whole street over to play with us.
Our birthday parties were so crazy . . . you weren't cool if you didn't come.


You know those girls you used to catch grasshoppers for??
We were kissing em

We bin balling since then . . . it's in our DNA
Maynne na God save you say I no fit drop bars

^^^ See this bush man. . . na omo London you want impress with story of Sega Mega drive. . . I laugh in Ajebutter! 

Nigga, dont blame me cos ya mumsie locked you up in the house all day! 

Ibime:

^^^ See this bush man. . . na omo London you want impress with story of Sega Mega drive. . . I laugh in Ajebutter! 

Nigga, dont blame me cos ya mumsie locked you up in the house all day! 

See this Pakororo, it's not my fault that you were rolling tyres maynne.
So tell me, you used to collect rubber bands too right??

eldee:

See this Pakororo, it's not my fault that you were rolling tyres maynne.
So tell me, you used to collect rubber bands too right??

Of course na. . . we play "nearest to the wall" with rubber bands

eldee:

Hehehe . . . abeg drop a verse on behalf on we Ajebutta people.
These pako pple think they're all that.

Imagine Chamo feeling like tapping current was the life.

haha. Omo, Free Chamo. . . U gotta do what u gotta do. That's the Naija way. As long he didn't bath on the side of the road 

Oya make me sef try. 

Lagos State of mind. (Ikeja)

8 o clock is the time for school, never be late in the morning
But awon boys just act a fool, na monkey post dey gwaning
Primary 5 vs primary six, No formation, just get a kick
Teacher shows up to end the s.h.it, but break time is time for “score and keep”


Aje butta boys frontin, too good for the world
But when nobody dey, dem go f.u.ck housegirl
Do all they can, to hide wetin shele
Big Scandal, Ekaete don get belle 

Young teenager tryna to drive, feelin cool
Bribe driver-take the wheel, when we’ve nearly reached school
Can’t see over the dashboard, but chiks can’t tell
I’m sittin on Modern Biology, I tall well well 

Control pad’s the s.h.it, I don’t do pens
Olodo at school, master of Sho Ryu Ken
E no matter who u choose, I go beat u die
Use one hand with Blanka, make you fry

Age 14- maybe 15, was still a kid
But already want it all, awon boys wan hit
Moving cash and jewels, what the hell were we thinking
Spending it on silly thrills, and a fun weekend

eldee:

You know those girls you used to catch grasshoppers for??
We were kissing em

CHEI!!! See yabbing 

Krayola:

haha. Omo, Free Chamo. . . U gotta do what u gotta do. That's the Naija way. As long he didn't bath on the side of the road 

Krayola, stop exposing your childhood traits on here . . .
Just becos u bathed on the side of the road doesn't mean everyone else did.

abi o fe fi JOHN TERRY shey BEST MAN ni

chamotex:

Krayola, stop exposing your childhood traits on here  . . .
Just becos u bathed on the side of the road doesn't mean everyone else did.

haha. I grew up in a  gated community so even if I bath for side of rode na very few people go see me     But for your hood na mass bathing outside so nothin dey there. The whole neighborhood shared a bar of soap. Una be one big happy ghetto-as$ family. 

Krayola:

Young teenager tryna to drive, feelin cool
Bribe driver-take the wheel, when we’ve nearly reached school
Can’t see over the dashboard, but chiks can’t tell
I’m sittin on Modern Biology, I tall well well

hehehe. . . I can relate!

[size=15pt]Me aint privy of the going down of ish like this, Wattup Eldee? U counting me out? Or i'm too microemcee to be recognized RFLMAO. . . . .Just kiddin bruva. . . . . . . . . . . .I'ma pen sumfin 'morro I'm just peepin thru right now . . . .[/size]

Crude:

[size=15pt]Me aint privy of the going down of ish like this, Wattup Eldee? U counting me out? Or i'm too microemcee to be recognized RFLMAO. . . . .Just kiddin bruva. . . . . . . . . . . .I'ma pen sumfin 'morro I'm just peepin thru right now . . . .[/size]

Come on . . . I practically begged people on the Warcraft Update Thread.
I begged so much that Hybrid was laghing at me

Cos here, we laugh at losers/ and clap for looters/
We hustle for Dead Presidents. . . not Yar’Aduas!/
Bandits loot us/ Robbers tax and shoot us/
So we carry gats and lugers. . . to blast intruders!/
We hack computers/ plus we’re mass polluters/
Traffic jams give you Asthma. . . while LASTMA . . . harass commuters!/

Chai! Chineke

impressive yaradua line by ibime . u people should get ready for ''wengewenge state of mind''

maynne . . .i just dropped my verse for dropping sake
it seems i needed to add a lil' more flavour to the isht
so . . .i might be hitting this space wiv a much sleeker verse soon

@ibime
''young man . . .please tell me where you got your skills from"
seriously man, i be your disciple oh. lol

@krayola
your verse is the funniest i've read.

''Do all they can, to hide wetin shele
Big Scandal, Ekaete don get belle ''

Ma 4th installment- A NATIONAL STATE [/i]OF MIND

Nigeria i love thee/ and hail thee/
tho the rest of the world hate thee/
cos u got potential to grow/ and our credential shows/
but we keep [i]"Mutallabin' witout the drive to Blow/

and so/ crooked politician/~~ heatin up the polity/
election Manipulation/ revelation/ of polls-Intrigues/
they masters art of Deception ~~ours shud be called Poli-Tricks/
shockin'~~the quality and quantity of welfare inequality/
tho this could be a set for Scorsece ~~we got National treasury/

errmmm~~i mean treasure/ reachin far beyond measure/
which kleptos called senators/convert for personal pleasure/
a displeasure/~we Pay for their lavishness yet we see no Change/
seems we'r ruled by the 1st lady or did the president have a s.ex change?/

fuel crisis/ keeps fuelin the crisis/ but our patience is priceless/
jesu of oyigbo or Guru,maha all claimin to be who d  true christ is/
on price list/ Naira Depriciatin'~~ so the 1st citizen Emaciated/
clean bill of health? Go to Saudi ~~ still not emancipated/

captivating/ the president smuggled in like contraband/
he aint even welcomed by his own  country men/
the Golden Rule is this:  only those with d Gold rule/
they rather stay in power or die tryin? this dudes dont hav a clue/
give them a magic[i] Ruler[/i] i bet u they cant still Rule/

PDP; Power to the pple ~~yet we live in Darkness' trunk/
the nation's Power is Unstable cos pple in Power are Power Drunk/
power-play en-Ticin' like Mike gettin a pre-intimacy from a hunk/
these Dirty punks Stink greatly they culd learn Purity from a Skunk/

Drama unfolding in the land~~lets sit back and watch this/
Terror got a Time Piece~~9ja on its Watch list/
d ruler or the ruled~~e'rbody is worst hit/
inter-Party Beef/  witout the Music~~~it's the worst Meat/
things fallin apart ~~the Umbrella meltin under the hot heat/

yet we hopeful~~its bout to dawn when it's darkest/
know that time is d harshest/ but soon there'l be harvest/
just cos we talkin the hardest/ dont mean we the baddest/
if we bury all the hatchets/ we gon really go the farthest/
oNe

@eldee tis so so cool man .@mailmalc ur really reppin ur hood,am 4rm benin city i'll b dropin my sturvs in notime.all hail B'SIDE @dbr u very tight bro.eez peeps

Ibime:

hehehe. . . I can relate! 

haha. Good ol days. The kind things wey boys dey use pose back in the days are just plain embarrassing now.

mykali:

your verse is the funniest i've read.

''Do all they can, to hide wetin shele
Big Scandal, Ekaete don get belle ''

   

haha. Thanks. Are u sure u sef no be suspect?

DBR!!! You're due to lich the mic 4 real. I'm feeling this die. You guys are forcing me to frequent this section these days. Today is gone now but, I'll work on something to drop tommorrow.

oNe

DBR and co. . . which one sef. . . . Which one be all this bugga na! . . ahan . . I don vex. . . i nor even drop again!

Whatzup niggies av been very busy but i'll drop my stuff to9t @19:30 local time.eez

STATE OF THE NATION

I was born in this land that is full of Titans
Human and Mineral resources present in abundance
We have problems with political tyrants
Thanks to them our misery is reaching its climax
Political thugs occupying our leadership seats
Running our National affairs like it’s a Titanic Ship
93 days gone with the President missing
Nowhere to be found, events unfolding like soap on TV
Power vacuum, famous phrase in our dailies
Every Nigerian analysing 145 with ease
Ex-AG acting like he’s superior to the VP,
He must be high on cheap weed for spewing this sh/t:
The President can rule from anywhere he is pleased
Be it Saudi or even the Middle East
Akunyili on fire revealing all open secrets
Maybe her newly found courage will help redeem her image
Save Nigeria Group protested with no rampage
While the crisis in Jos deepened with massive damage
Mutallab wannabes dragging us closer to hell
Like a Ship with lost captain we’re closing to wreck
Now, we have a spot on the list made for World threats
The act of FM is exposing us to more threats
Approach any airport and be shown the way to hell
Flash the green P, I swear, you’ll nearly wish yourself death
The president is sick; and the acting president? He is limited
Plus he seems to be afraid of losing his head
No one has been able to see the president
Being his mother is not even enough bet?
Is he dead or alive, I guess no one can tell
All attempts to hide his ill-health remain witless
Who are these cabals and his "kitchen" cabinet?
F^ck them all, they can all proceed to hell

lalaboi:

DBR and co. . . which one sef. . . . Which one be all this bugga na! . . ahan . . I don vex. . . i nor even drop again!

Ole, Kole ja, o n salo
Drop the sh/t and let's smell it

BENIN CITY STATE OF MIND. -stagename youngsire/pagename F87/growin up in a fenced crib in B'city was tough nd tight/still had time 4 aunty cynthia's thighs/i tink it was cul/though i floated/we were indoor goodboys/and outdoor badboys/primary was cul/i recall hommies catchin kpele-kpele(tadpoles)for'em pretty butty girls 4 a smile unda d rain/bathroom slipper WWF fight was my sega and nintendo/i luv boju boju esp hidin wit sandra behind tanks 2 test my PO'GO/as a b'city hommie u hustle or u tussled/bus attachment was a regular/10-50kobo were our danglin blingz/so papa say watcha back 4 gbomo gbomo/willi willi was prison break/ishawuru my 24/4rm circular 2 siluko 2 hillside/hommies still repin hot 4rm all side/lucky was d headnigga'r incharge/but men dey streetz dey charge/adams change AC to fan 4 he talks 2much/nd we rep 2much/yahooboys spend 2much/chicks luv'em somuch/so govt advice somuch/brokenigga'rs run kidnappin/thank God i was neva found wantin/ma hoodgirls luv BEDLEAGUFS/so they signed 4 italian LEAGUES/93.7 gav rythm to d hood/nd we gonna keep hustlin,strugglin aint cheatin reppin ma hood B'City state of mind. B'C CHILLIN. P.s.take it easy bruv.eez.

OSHODI STATE OF MIND

with pride, i rep Oshodi, the infamous
toughest hood in Lasgidi, u must have heard of us
city of sin, the hood of the survivors
walkin around here, it's best u dont fluss
cos if does (do), nigguhs might be walkin away with ur purse
centrally located, its where u can always catch a bus
goin anywhere around the city of Lagos
if Lagos were LA, Oshodi would be Compton
every body red eye, red eye, doin that Igbo something
every kid around around here is hardcore
dont go slacking, tori omo we bad gan
we essential to Lagos states politics
if we dont got ur back, u can neva reach dat office
we good at whatever we do, we gat mad skills
u pay for the original but we still sell u a counterfeit
i got her on ma back, ma hood's got luv for me
i'm an Edo boy but i was raised up here in Oshodi
me and and ma hood connect like beats, hooks and bars
thanx guvnor Fashola for givin us a face lift at last
if u from Oshodi, put your lighters up, wherever u at

abdurrazaq:

STATE OF THE NATION

I was born in this land that is full of Titans
Human and Mineral resources present in abundance
We have problems with political tyrants
Thanks to them our misery is reaching its climax
Political thugs occupying our leadership seats
Running our National affairs like it’s a Titanic Ship
93 days gone with the President missing
Nowhere to be found, events unfolding like soap on TV
Power vacuum, famous phrase in our dailies
Every Nigerian analysing 145 with ease
Ex-AG acting like he’s superior to the VP,
He must be high on cheap weed for spewing this sh/t:
The President can rule from anywhere he is pleased
Be it Saudi or even the Middle East
Akunyili on fire revealing all open secrets
Maybe her newly found courage will help redeem her image
Save Nigeria Group protested with no rampage
While the crisis in Jos deepened with massive damage
Mutallab wannabes dragging us closer to hell
Like a Ship with lost captain we’re closing to wreck
Now, we have a spot on the list made for World threats
The act of FM is exposing us to more threats
Approach any airport and be shown the way to hell
Flash the green P, I swear, you’ll nearly wish yourself death
The president is sick; and the acting president? He is limited
Plus he seems to be afraid of losing his head
No one has been able to see the president
Being his mother is not even enough bet?
Is he dead or alive, I guess no one can tell
All attempts to hide his ill-health remain witless
Who are these cabals and his "kitchen" cabinet?
F^ck them all, they can all proceed to hell
Ole, Kole ja, o n salo
Drop the sh/t and let's smell it

dude, where 've u been? return to the 2 line diss thread ASAP! Or are u throwin in the towel?

@sinistyle

Are you taking Ladipo, Sognle and PWD . . . lived there for sum time

eldee:

@sinistyle

Are you taking Ladipo, Sognle and PWD . . . lived there for sum time

Where in PWD?
I went to school in PWD.
AFSS

chamotex:

Where in PWD?
I went to school in PWD.
AFSS

Are you serious?? I went to AFSS too for some time!!!
Lived in the Officers Quarters. . . two streets from zobo joint
Oh ma dayzzzzzz. . . what set were you??

eldee:

Are you serious?? I went to AFSS too for some time!!!
Lived in the Officers Quarters. . . two streets from zobo joint
Oh ma dayzzzzzz. . . what set were you??

Are you fking kidding me? You knew Zobo joint??
That was our temporary residence during school hours

I left in 2001, SS1 or 2 I think.
I started JSS1 there in 1996.

That was even my Primary School sef . . . . Blimey!

chamotex:

Are you fking kidding me? You knew Zobo joint??
That was our temporary residence during school hours

I left in 2001, SS1 or 2 I think.
I started JSS1 there in 1996.

That was even my Primary School sef . . . . Blimey!

Oh shit!!! Then you must know Akoji and Gideon . . .

Zobo Joint was ours . . . we own that place.
Did you know Maha and Ezeyin??