chijioke17:
Please tell me that's not all for today oga sheikshegetto

Lilisticlili:
Fuuckk

TheUpsetGirl1:
what kinda nonsense is this a post from August last year hitting FP

Lilisticlili:
no vex,nairaland lacks structure,ur post has made fp twice too,though not from lastyear

Lilisticlili:
Story of sex sex sex and sex,I used the word sex because I wanna sound a bit moral. Porn porn porn stories,Bleep Bleep can't we ever read a good story on nairaland devoid of sex? I mean porn

sheikshegetto:
It took me a while getting over my bruised pride, I made sure I was going to let them know I don’t give a hoot about them the next time they showed up, return their cold greetings with ice block greetings of my own and ignored them until they were gone.

One weekend, Karen told me about a pool party a friend of hers was hosting, because of a certain memory about the last pool party I went to, I bid her farewell and hope she had a good time.

“What do you mean, have a good time? Boy you’re coming with me.” She said with a finality that bordered on no further arguments.

Sometimes I don’t know if I had to remind her that my mother was still hale and hearty and her postion wasn’t vacant to be bossing me about. I’m a grown man who need not do what he doesn’t want to do so I agreed to go with her to the party not because I want to but because she made me….grown man in a relationship my ass.
Have y'all ever been to a party of law students?
On a normal day, yunno those folks can be proud to a point of annoyance cos I don’t know whether it’s the fact that they believed themselves superior to the other departments or the black and white attires they strut around in that makes them look like casket undertakers to me. But believe it or not, the ajebutter law students from private unis are the worst and I was unfortunate to be accompanying my ajebutter law student girlfriend to a party full of them…Irony Ayee!!
Like the classic Karen that she was, she waltz into the party already in full swing getting the attention she craved as everyone’s eye’s followed her in as she held on to my arms like a queen in court…what a drama queen.

In the blink of an eye we were soon swamped by her friends and admirers. Jude strolled over, as sleek and immaculate as ever(the tall bastard) both Precious and Valerie hanging on his arms. He recognized me on the spot with a mild nod of his ororo oiled head, and a raised eyebrow to acknowledge how different I look compared to the first time meeting. His companions on the other hand must have attached my look to the pap filled pot bellied mongrel they saw a few weeks before cos they did not know who I was.

sheikshegetto:
It took me a while getting over my bruised pride, I made sure I was going to let them know I don’t give a hoot about them the next time they showed up, return their cold greetings with ice block greetings of my own and ignored them until they were gone.

One weekend, Karen told me about a pool party a friend of hers was hosting, because of a certain memory about the last pool party I went to, I bid her farewell and hope she had a good time.

“What do you mean, have a good time? Boy you’re coming with me.” She said with a finality that bordered on no further arguments.

Sometimes I don’t know if I had to remind her that my mother was still hale and hearty and her postion wasn’t vacant to be bossing me about. I’m a grown man who need not do what he doesn’t want to do so I agreed to go with her to the party not because I want to but because she made me….grown man in a relationship my ass.
Have y'all ever been to a party of law students?
On a normal day, yunno those folks can be proud to a point of annoyance cos I don’t know whether it’s the fact that they believed themselves superior to the other departments or the black and white attires they strut around in that makes them look like casket undertakers to me. But believe it or not, the ajebutter law students from private unis are the worst and I was unfortunate to be accompanying my ajebutter law student girlfriend to a party full of them…Irony Ayee!!
Like the classic Karen that she was, she waltz into the party already in full swing getting the attention she craved as everyone’s eye’s followed her in as she held on to my arms like a queen in court…what a drama queen.

In the blink of an eye we were soon swamped by her friends and admirers. Jude strolled over, as sleek and immaculate as ever(the tall bastard) both Precious and Valerie hanging on his arms. He recognized me on the spot with a mild nod of his ororo oiled head, and a raised eyebrow to acknowledge how different I look compared to the first time meeting. His companions on the other hand must have attached my look to the pap filled pot bellied mongrel they saw a few weeks before cos they did not know who I was.

BiadeFolar:
Sheikshegetto sir, I have only two prayers for you two day.

1. You will never go broke

2. Your longman will never snore at the sight of a punny.

BiadeFolar:
Sheikshegetto sir, I have only two prayers for you two day.

1. You will never go broke

2. Your longman will never snore at the sight of a punny.

TheUpsetGirl1:


I've created a total of 61 topics only on nairaland since 2015..

21 hitted fp.. all the ones that hitter fp this year were created this year not last year

NewBea:


Hit.

sheikshegetto:
His companions on the other hand must have attached my look to the pap filled pot bellied mongrel they saw a few weeks before cos they did not know who I was.

Lilisticlili:
pls why is it "hit" instead of "hitted".

I wnt to learn pls

Lilisticlili:
Fuuckk