Disclaimer all characters in this story are form of friction,I'm neither a soldier or a uniform person,and I never fought in sambisa.(strictly Nigerian pidgin and slangs)
No part of this work should be copied without the writer's consent(08183489735,Nicheey1@gmail.com)

finally this story is dedicated to the rugged Nigeria armed forces,we're thankful for the sacrifices,keeping Nigeria one is a task that must be done -General gowon.


8 years in sambisa episode 1

after writing jamb I sat for the NDA exam,I did everything concerning the online procedures,pops dry halla me May I dey read as I dey wait for the exam, which kin thing be this one?na so I go just dey ask my self, so tey him seize my phone na that one provoke me pass,sha as na soldier man him be waytin I go do? and na my pa join.

the day of the exam na so mumc accompany me go, as we just dey reach see crowd, immediately I ran to the nearest cafe go take my post card na sui mumc dey halla for my back, you're late already, na waytin comot for her mouth,I check time for my watch na just 8:11am and na 11am exam dey start,inno fit talk,I quiet, the photographer do finish with my post card wrap am for paper gimme,

me: how much
photographer:500 hundred naira
me: blood of president ya'aduwa shey you edit the picture ahbi e go gimme the admission, which one?
photographerlaughs) bros na so na , plus May we use una shine na
me: use who shine?mbok bia,ah reassemble dangote pikin ahbi Mike adenuga na my uncle ni(na sui mumc yarn for back)
mum: what's it Frank?(I turn answer her)
me: nothing(I turn back, carry 5hundred naira give the photographer, come chok my post card inside my back pocket, immediately I waka comot, go where mumc dey stand)
me: mummy it's just less than 22 mins to 9na
mumc: enter now, so they don't detain you for late coming,(I weak, if I follow this woman argue na die I dey here,I kuku waka dey go enter)

I never reach half way em close gate, my mind skip,I no no when I tear race, as I dey run na so many applicants dey run too,na ein one young officer(army) come point the second gate for us, na so I run pass am come shout thank you, two dey my front dey wave at me,I know say then want make I run faster, but for where? with which leg? my leg way Don taya already sha I still maintain my speed,I reach where them dey come stop, where is your exam card? one corporal asked,I carry am for my back pocket give am, him check thoroughly, carry am gimme back, enter he said, using his hand to gesture towards the gate, na so I dey bounce dey waka, next thing I know, person slap me for waist,I turn na one young soldier girl, start jogging she said, na so I begin jog dey rub where she slap me for waist,e pain eh, as I enter the navy school I still dey jog, two young soldiers direct me enter another gate, as I enter waytin I see nearly make me faint.

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see crowd all of them sit down for wet ground,mokpe(I'm dead)I jog go meet one female officer(navy)
me: morning ma
officer: morning,May I help you?
me: yes please, I'm looking for rivers state
officershe look me one kin look) if no be say you fine ehh, you for do frog jump
meI weak,I just kwayet, in side my mind I was like for rivers state here? we go kuku kill our selves) my bad(I finally said after looking dumb founded) .
as i wan waka comot for her front she come hold my hand, next thing I hear , rivers state she begin dey shout am, she shout am reach 4 times before before rivers role answer her, see as them plenty like sand sand, she come leave my hand tell me good luck,I was like thanks a bunch, na so I run go back back, the last person for rivers state role no get joy, de bit just dey complain gimme about him clothe way Don wet, say If na America e no go happen like this,I look am come ask am shey you said America, the boy nod ,tor this is Nigeria not America,I said, him come look me with one kin eye face front, finally at peace, as let a sight of relief.


rain come start dey fall, na so I carry my papers chok inside my shirt May e for no wet, all my body Don wet, but front of my shirt dey dry, which kin thing be this one the girl way dey my back talk, for my mind I say na who this one dey ask?, shey them put gun for your head to come here ni,I check time na 11am already, people Don full scatter, like sand sand, them come say May we pick number, na 769 , the girl for my back na 770, waytin worsen the whole thing be say the girl na my partner so I must enter hall with her, almost when e reach to enter hall after we don stand taya na when my village people strike,, the girl lost, people dey enter hall with their partner ,I dey look for my own,I come dey sweat under cold, where this obanje(witch) go? my body come dey shake, one mid age navy man come dey approach me.
Navy man: why are you standing here? won't you enter?
meI start stam) I'll Babbitt my partner left and hasn't come back
Navy man: go and find her then otherwise you don't sit for the exam(him chok hand for pocket waka comot).

as I say May I start roam around dey look for this girl way my village people wan use control my destiny, person tap me for back .....

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I turn back na her,I happy come vex at the same time, immediately I grab her hand, hold am tight, dey waka enter hall, other soldiers way be know say I be dey look for my partner, as them See dey way I hold I take hold her hand em burst laugh, hold the hand tight ioo one young soldier said laughing, that one sure pass surebet I said jokingly.


I come go join line dey wait, with the obanje for my back, people way dey see it's dey laugh, na so I hold her hand till we enter hall, from there I come leave her hand, she come laugh , mehn see her teeth, well arranged and sparkly clean

she has dimples too,as I dey look her na ein I hear hey you!,I turn na one air force man, he come dey come dey come fast fast, my heart come dey beat , na so I grab my partner hand dey waka dey go meet my pending threat.

I reach where him dey cine greet am

me: good morning sir
air man: what's good about the morning?
mefor my mind I say na me you dey ask ni?, shey when una dey sit us down for parade ground under rain, una no no say morning go bad ni ?) nothing sir(I finally said, after saying everything way dey inside my mind, but I talk am inside my mind)
air man: what number are you(him ask with concern)
me:769(I said with seriousness)
air manwho's behind you(the air man ask impatiently)
mena so I hold my partner cine front of me, )here's she sir(as the man see how I hold the girl he start laugh in my mind I was like, what's doing this one?)


air man: why you come hold her hand like this na, you wan Marry her ni?
me: Marry ke....

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Me:marry ke!,I no want her to lost to avoid stories that touch
Navy manstill laughing )okay oo let me see your exam card (I carry am hold am,still holding my partner's hand ,he checked it thoroughly then gave it back to me )may I see yours,(he said referring to my partner ,immediately she pulled her papers from her side pocket neatly fold ,and handed to the navy man,he checked hers longer than mine ,the gave the papers back to her ) get going (he said pointing at the front Role)


Na so I hold my partner take sit down for role,come leave her hand,e no tey one captain (Army) came in and brief us ,of every thing way him yarn na only "malpractice" shock me ,21years ?!! All cause I copy from book?? Way I no TEF or kill? Na so I start take precaution, I turn look my partner ,she was already saying a prayer with her eyes both shut,this girl fine sha O! ,I exclaimed inside of me ,I couldn't help but stare at her till she finished then gestured like the Catholics (name of the father ,son and the holy spirit) immediately I looked away,may she no think say I dey admire her already



After sitting down for like forever em start share paper (answer sheet) em give me ,give my partner, my hand come dey cold ,I come dey rub them together fast fast ,may e for bring heat,I no no waytin carry my partner hand go hold my hand ,mehn her hand warm,then she passed her fingers through mine,maybe she figured out I was cold,I only smiled at her,then she lean her head on my shoulder,this one na sure ajebutter ,I talk for my mind,when question question paper came ,I pulled my hand from hers ,to collect my question paper and hers ,don't open it yet ,a captain said,so I kept mine in front of me,my partner tap me on my lap ,I turn towards her,she then whispered in my ear ,have you prayed?..


Watch out for episode 2 ,happy independence In advance

episode 2

Have you prayed?!

I weak ,pray for wah na,I said almost whispering
,do you believe in God ?she asked ,before I could
Talk the captain in charge shouted start!I open my question paper,all the question just seem easy,I did English ,maths ,physics and chemistry.

At about 4pm sharp the captain shouted stop!,immediately everybody stopped writing, I gaze at my partner,she had her booklet and question paper covered,some people dey panick
One boy almost wan cry,thank God for popc oo assuming I no come read faa,the captain come say may we bring fourth our papers ,role by role ,as na me and my partner dey first role for left ,when e reach left role na we firsr summit ,immediately exit the hall.

As I say may I stretch body small,one Yeye navy man come shout come here,which kin thing be this the exam never finish Ni?,I waka go meet am,reach way him dey he say may I squat ,ehh squat!!? Maka why ? I talk m for my mind ,I no fit complain I follow the advice "obedience is better than sacrifice"I squat, e no they him don't call many people come (applicants) all of em squat too.


I talk m for my mind na frog jump things oo,as we don't plenty for there ,him say may we dey do frog jump dey go first gate,ahh? First gate? I never enter yet na!,as na me dey front na so I lead hundreds if not thousands of applicants for frog jumping ,the worse thing be say if your partner (person way dey ur front ) stop ,as na straight line instead way them go beat m ,na u them go beat,thank God say na me dey front ,after frog jumping about 3and half miles, I weak,I no fit stand, e dey as if my skeleton break, as we frog jump from second gate to first gate,then from first gate back to second gate.


Them say may we go as we comot from navy secondary school,them say may we stand up dey go,come see as people dey stand dey fall,I lie down flat ,my spirit just go on strike at the moment,I dey hear shout,them don faint ooo some women dey shout ,faint?? I asked my self ,waytin carry them come here in the first place ?,I see person dey my front ,I try open my eye may I for see clearly, waytin I see my mouth no fit talk,immediately my spirit enter back,my brain shift enter factory setting ,I stand up immediately come greet m join.


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Me: well done Bros

Soldier (carrying two koboko(horse whip)way em wrap) waytin you be dey do before ?

Me(for my mind ah say shey u no see me the lie down Ni ,ahbi u blind ?)nothing ,was about getting up before you came

Soldier :oya come dey go(gesturing with the koboko towards the road)

Me:okay sir (I waka jejely comot der)

For your mind you don pursue me ahbi??,na so I begin hear noise ,I say may I turn see waytin dey happen,I see three soldiers dey beat one huge boy ,na so I face my way,my great grand dad lived 227 (cause he was always minding his business)

I reach where my mother be dey,I no see her ,I check time ,na 6pm ,which time I wan use take dey go house ,plus heavy hold up way go dey ,I look for her scatter ,where this woman go kwanu?

I come go back to where I take my post card ,ask the photographer if he be see my mumc ,he say he be see her drive comot ,say she drop extra 2k for transport fare come carry the money gimme
,I thank am come waka comot

Okay where I wan start waka dey go house ?and I no get phone to check Google map,it was getting dark, people were leaving bit by bit ,as I dey waka for main road sluggishly, as I don find bus scatter I no see ,one black Prado stop beside ,me,at first I waka go front ,e still come way I dey come stop beside me ,waytin be this one ?shey kidnappers for park(adaka boro park) don dey use Prado Ni,na so me stop too,the roll down the jeep back seat window ,na my partner I see,she dey smile,aren't you gonna come in?cause from the look of things you seem stranded .

I look her ,I no fit talk,shey I go take that one as insult ahbi compliment?, depends on how you define stranded ,I finally said ,then she laughed .

Look here boy ,I'm only tryna help,she called me boy?? Na so I begin ask my mind my mind come ask me if na m me dey ask ,oh thank you for your concern ,I said ,but I don't know where you're going na ,I can't just follow a stranger just like that ,no offense intended, you know how bad river state is now,I asked a rhetorical question ,so ?! Where you off to mate ?? She asked ,at least she called me mate this time ,pipeline avenue ,rumukurushi ,I said looking at the environment

I'm going to GRA she said ,enough of the conversation get in,she commanded ,I checked time na to 7(pm) day don almost dark finish ,na so I open Door enter ,the jeep start move ,by the way I'm oluchi she said ,wah bout u she asked ,I'm nick I said ,Nick !is that what your parents calls you ? She asked ridiculously, Nick is actually my surname, oh ,well that's great she said .



To be continued ,after all una no dey appreciate person ,even nice ! Person no fit tell me

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I look time na to 7pm,day don almost dark finish na so I open door enter ,the jeep start move ,by the way I'm oluchi she said ,wah bout u she asked ,I'm nick I said ,Nick?! is that what ur parents named u she asked ridiculously,Nick is actually my surname I said already getting tired of her ,oh ,well that's nice ,she said turning her face to her side window ,finally ,Peace ! I said in my mind.

e no tey she brought out her phone ,mehn this girl must be general pikin if not senator ,see phone ! .

soon she slept off ,the driver come dey drive slowly ,waytin make this man dey waka like snail na ? I asked my self ,I peep through the center wind shield ,Mokpe!my nemesis hold up,kasala don burst I I said loud ,the drier come laugh ,the kasala no be here oo ,wahala tie rapper join he said .


na so I sit down near door dey look this things through my side window ,as the street light bright like kilode ,adaka boro na strong person sha ,I said to myself ,see as them name things whole London for ph Adana boro park,as I dey look na ein oluchi tap me for shoulder say if me dey hungry,mehn me dey hungry doe ,buh I told her no mayshe no come gimme something chop later I go come dey fly for night ,I check time na to 9(pm) no hope getting home today ,people for our estate way do over sabi impose curfew (10pm)

we reach GRA around 11:38pm every where bright with street light ,mehn see buildings ,mansions upon mansions.

oluchi :u could spend the night at my place (she said calmly)

it was already late ,like say I get choice ,I kuku agree ,the driver drive us enter through the gates ,see mansion where I enter ,if em wan kill me for here I don die before the kill me self ,one man get this house ??I asked my self ,who be this girl father ??and she's Igbo self ,mehn Igbo kwenu !! as I dey reason all this thing I notice day we don drive like 7mins car never still stop ,na road way get palm trees st both sides with street lights for middle we don dey pass since ,I be came restless ,highly alert ,if I shout for here I doubt if any body go hear ,me finally the car stopped the driver was the first to come down, then hurriedly open oluchi's door .


me follow come down , as I see house my spirit almost comot for my body dey dance Atlanta,she lead the way through the gigantic door,make ur said comfortable she said as we go in the mansion ,I look around the inferior ,this girl's father must be some big fish I said in my mind, choi Bari (God) answer my call iooo ,she showed me where to sleep ,one big room well furnished ,na so I jump on top the bed ,immediately she comot e no they I doze off

Nicheey:
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I look time na to 7pm,day don almost dark finish na so I open door enter ,the jeep start move ,by the way I'm oluchi she said ,wah bout u she asked ,I'm nick I said ,Nick?! is that what ur parents named u she asked ridiculously,Nick is actually my surname I said already getting tired of her ,oh ,well that's nice ,she said turning her face to her side window ,finally ,Peace ! I said in my mind.

e no tey she brought out her phone ,mehn this girl must be general pikin if not senator ,see phone ! .

soon she slept off ,the driver come dey drive slowly ,waytin make this man dey waka like snail na ? I asked my self ,I peep through the center wind shield ,Mokpe!my nemesis hold up,kasala don burst I I said loud ,the drier come laugh ,the kasala no be here oo ,wahala tie rapper join he said .


na so I sit down near door dey look this things through my side window ,as the street light bright like kilode ,adaka boro na strong person sha ,I said to myself ,see as them name things whole London for ph Adana boro park,as I dey look na ein oluchi tap me for shoulder say if me dey hungry,mehn me dey hungry doe ,buh I told her no mayshe no come gimme something chop later I go come dey fly for night ,I check time na to 9(pm) no hope getting home today ,people for our estate way do over sabi impose curfew (10pm)

we reach GRA around 11:38pm every where bright with street light ,mehn see buildings ,mansions upon mansions.

oluchi :u could spend the night at my place (she said calmly)

it was already late ,like say I get choice ,I kuku agree ,the driver drive us enter through the gates ,see mansion where I enter ,if em wan kill me for here I don die before the kill me self ,one man get this house ??I asked my self ,who be this girl father ??and she's Igbo self ,mehn Igbo kwenu !! as I dey reason all this thing I notice day we don drive like 7mins car never still stop ,na road way get palm trees st both sides with street lights for middle we don dey pass since ,I be came restless ,highly alert ,if I shout for here I doubt if any body go hear ,me finally the car stopped the driver was the first to come down, then hurriedly open oluchi's door .


me follow come down , as I see house my spirit almost comot for my body dey dance Atlanta,she lead the way through the gigantic door,make ur said comfortable she said as we go in the mansion ,I look around the inferior ,this girl's father must be some big fish I said in my mind, choi Bari (God) answer my call iooo ,she showed me where to sleep ,one big room well furnished ,na so I jump on top the bed ,immediately she comot e no they I doze off

boss we dey wait na...

joeaz58:
boss we dey wait na...

baba no vex na till on Monday ,cause of u I go update reach episode 7 ,no mind me if I slow for posting ,na Nokia C1 I dey use post oo

Nicheey:


baba no vex na till on Monday ,cause of u I go update reach episode 7 ,no mind me if I slow for posting ,na Nokia C1 I dey use post oo

thanks

I woke up 3am ,hungry no let me sleep,who I wan ask for food? I comot for the room come dey waka any where e reach one side I no no where I from come ,I confuse ,shey I'm mad ahbi the mansion dey mad ??,all the rooms come dey look similar ,sweat start catch me ,I come enter one place way be like kitchen, mehn na kitchen be this oo I nearly shout ,I open fridge the five alive juice and half cake were just smiling at me .

e take me 20 mins to find my way back to the room ,I go bed straight ,as early as 6am I was awake ,took my bath and head straight to the mansion's parlour ,where I saw oluchi sitting on the long white sofa and operating her I phone 3 ,good morning I greeted ,morning she replied ,I can see you're about going she said ,yes I gotta be on my way if I Dont wanna get stuck in hold up I said to her with a calm voice .but in side of me I dey reason how my mama go take crucify me if I no reach house before 10am,okay ! she said under her breathe while she was holding some remote ,I saw her press something and in 30secs some one came to the parlour ,the man who was wearing suit and dark shades stood beside oluchi .

my mind start beat ,na me she call this man for ?? my hand come dey shake ,I come dey reason how I go take shout ,but why na mY head no go pour dollors na ,na kobo e get "he'll drive you home " oluchi's voice brought me back from my thought ,my mind con come down,I look at the man who gave me an assuring smile ,he's tall and pale dark ,has a muscular structure and was bald in the head, I turn my gaze to oluchi ,well since you're insisting who I'm I to say no?she took out a paper and wrote down something ,then stretch her hand with the paper in it to me ,I collected it without opening it ,thank you I said to her then left with the man who's going to drive me

"where are you going sir" the man spoke from. the driver's sit ,rumukurushi I said ,"okay sir" ! he said ,just then I thought if opening the paper oluchi Gave me
"
hey handsome
09076784675 This my number ,call me soon "

I just shake my head carry the paper chok back inside my pocket .

when I reach house mumc just dey ask me questions upon qustions,where did you passed the night ?!,she throw another one ,some friend took me in as it was already dark ,I answer questions so they my popc call from Kaduna say may my mumcs give me my phone ,he ask of the exam and other related stuffs then say may I tell my mumc to gimme my ohone,I tell mumc wayrin popc yarn ,e no they she left the parlour to her room then came back with my phone ,mehn have never felt so happy as I hold my phone with both hands.


2months pass'the result came out ,my name dey first batch,my mumc and siblings happy ehh as if na them dey enter the academy ,em just dey do everything to please me through out that week ,I called oluchi to at least tell her .

me:hello(as the phone connected)

oluchi:yes?!who's this ??

Me:it's Nick the dude you took home months ago

oluchi:hey ,what took u so long to call mee?(her voice changed to a cheerful one)

me:just got a phone (I lied)

the result is out ,I'm in first batch

oluchi:oh haooy you !seems like you'll be holding my hand soon(she said laughing )

me:happy you (I congratulated her )

oluchi:when's your interview ?

me :on the 7th of june+(I said calmly despite the fact that my kid sister was disturbing my life )

oluchi: same here ,eager to see u soon

meis this girl high on Oshogbo weed Ni)okay ,you'llcom be doing the spending ooi

oluchi:no wahala

me:biko may I hang up ,my battery go soon die (I lied ,my battery full set pour ,thing be say n me do the calling, and my airtime dey coma)

oluchi :okay take care

me:you too(I said then hang up )

immediately gave the phone to franca (my kid sister)


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on the bus going to Kaduna (from port Harcourt )it was calm ,the driver was feeling like fly as if he was flying airplane, my phone ring na mumc

me:hello mummy

mum:where have u reach now ?
me(I looked around then saw kogi is moving on a big billcard )kogi I said confidently

mum:that's fast ,hope the driver is nor driving riskless (she inquired)

meI look at the speed meter ,he's running 150-190 )nope !he's not ,(I know my mother e no go tey she go call their head office now now )

mum:okay ,take care(she said then hangs up)

I plug my ear peice in my phone, put the two peice inside my ear start playing songs ,immediately "if I could turn back the hand if time "by Rkelly finished,a call came in ,I looked at the number ,no name then I picked,"hello"I said ,yeah !Nick?! the strange voice said
me:Uhm please who's this ? (I asked)
unknown :thunder strike u Nick, shey u go say u no no me Ni

me:biko no be So ,I just lost my phone ,this one na new one (I lied)

unknown: its eddy idiot ,have been shortlist oo ,and I'm on my way to Kaduna now self

me:brodha !!!thought u died na(I said with excitement)

eddy:no worry you go first me die

me:you wish?? by the way have been shortlist to and I dey inside motor dey go Kaduna

eddy:happy you ,till we meet for academy brodha

me:no lele (I said then he hanged up)

eddy has been my friend since sec ,we passed out in same boarding school together, been friends until he left for jos while I left for port Harcourt .

finally we were in Kaduna ,I called my dad,he came and pick me up after ah hour,mehn Kaduna fine oo,we pass through the ancient Kaduna civilization where the rich customs and tradition of the Hausa people are observed ,the the popular gawo market ,my dad took me for state seeing that very moment ,we went through Kaduna central city , I nearly cried ,but why our governors corrupt na ,see rivers state way suppose dey follow abuja for back , Dont have even 13km road of good condition to show off,7lane roads street lights that made the road bright as if it morning
less populates than port Harcourt I thought ,its been two hours touring Kaduna ,now its time to head back to the barrack,after coming back from gawo central market then we passed through "mando",mehn this place is beautiful, the air was pure compare to port Harcourt ,the street was lively with people selling suya ,corn ,fruits and other stuffs.

reaching afaka I saw lane 4bridge which we climbed ,no single traffic ,we got inside the barrack after my father has shown them hi ID card, every where is fenced with sniper towers every four corner (the barrack us far from civilian population, built inside a forest )heavy security ,I look at almost every where ,troops from the 3rd division infantry all stationed in the barrack street ,heavily armed with Dicon made Ak74 ,while some airborne troops from the air force 108 airborne division were holding Trevor ,with their faces covered,heavily kitted with body armour .

I kept seeing them as we drive on .then I asked my dad why the are deployed here instead of the north east ,he laugh then said "the president is visiting "this are the "regge party"(a group that holds a ground in the military before the arrival of the main group)Dont worry by the time you've passed out bokoharam will be a thing of the pass,well crush them!,my dad said smiling

watch out for episode

5

joeaz58:
boss we dey wait na...

baba oya come

Okay ,if this my post can have 5 likes ,I'll continue the story ,it seems I'm just wasting my time ,I mean no one is complimenting ,not even a "thank you " "Nice job" even if na critics I go appreciate , ,

Nicheey:
Okay ,if this my post can have 5 likes ,I'll continue the story ,it seems I'm just wasting my time ,I mean no one is complimenting ,not even a "thank you " "Nice job" even if na critics I go appreciate , ,

you are a blessed writer bro keep it up....

joeaz58:
you are a blessed writer bro keep it up....

Thanks jare,the story continues ,I'll post tomorrow as much as I can

Episode 5,

8 years in sambisa

I pray so ,I said inside of me ,30 mins were still driving ,daddy seems like this place is far from the city I said ,yes! Yes! ,my father said with a nod ,Afaka new site (training ground ) was built by obansanjo ,just few years ago ,due to the fact that cadets were abusing drugs ,even cofflin meant for cough were abused ,so they had to change them from the old site to the new site ,so they Dont sell in here ?? I asked puzzled ,yes ,they Dont ,it an offense ,theirs neither school church or mosque ,here is strictly training and nothing else ,My dad said then stop the call,this where I stay he said to me while he remove the key from the wheel ,mehn see house ,I didn't know Nigeria had such regards for their troops ,so every thing have been reading in the media were false ,especially on nairaland.com ,the house in question was a 4 bedroom flat ,actually built like a VIP louge ,it's painted milk white ,and has this kind of extra ordinary flowers every corner ,With a little short wooden gate surrounding it with an open entrants .


I looked at my time it was 1am ,I was already feeling sleepy but I managed to carry my luggage from the back sit ,mehn this car don serve oo ,since when I and my elder sister were little na ein him buy this car,the car is a Toyota Carena 2,painted dark red ,though he has two other cars ,Honda accord and Honda civic ,with two jeeps they raley use ,Honda piliot and toyotal sequel, among the cars na this Toyota Carena him like pass .

I waited at the entrants ,waiting for my dad to lead the way ,go in ,he said ,but daddy the door is lock na ,oh ,yeah ,take the card ,he said dipping his hand to his back side pocket then hand me his army ID card ,I just look dumb founded ,as if he knew ,"place the card front of the door lock "he said while pressing his phone ,I put the card front of the door lock ,a green light pop up sliding up and down the lock ,then suddenly stopped,I heard some thing like "cacck" I took the door handle and made my way in ,mehn which kin wahala be this ?? I said to my self as I got to the corridor of the house ,another door stood front of me ,unlike the first this has a keypad ,Just then my father entered ,step aside he said ,then he typed some numbers and press enter ,the door opened by it self ,gimme the card he said ,I gave it to him while I state around the well furnished palour ,I Dont remember my dad carrying any thing when we left Lagos ooo ,this LCD TV no be my pa buy m oo ,I just dey reason .

Immediately he showed me where I could sleep I took off my shoes and jacket ,this ac na wa oo ,upon say cold dey Kaduna ,I pulled the plug from the wall socket ,then pull my trouser ,climb the big bed ,mehn see bed as e soft as bread ,with just my boxer and singlet I reached for my trouser laying on the floor,the brought out my phone ,saw 11 missed calls ,5 from oluchi ,6 from eddy ,who I wan call back now?? So I just kuku drop the phone after I had off my data ,immediately doze off.

I kept hearing noise ,disturbing my sleep ,which kin thing be this ,my father people follow me reach here Ni ,the shouts were becoming louder ,"jejeje we dey go ooo jeje we dey go ooo jeje" they kept shouting ,wait I know that song ,e fit be cadets oo ,I wan start up for my spirit dey say no try m ,

"mama no dey ooo ,papa no dey ooo ,if you wantu killy me kill me make I die ,I will never run away from this training "

The kept singing sounds ,I just remember how me and my elder sister would wake up as early as 5am back then in jos ,despite the cold that will be doing like say na north pole e dey ,just to watch soldiers jogged , we don't actually go out from our block ,we just stood out our back yard good thing we were in third floor so we see things clearly ,the soldiers under the cold weather that me and my sister we wear 2 thick jackets ,wrap our necks with thick scarf ,wear gloves and thick trousers ,with socks and still felt cold ,were wearing only their military customize singlet ,and khaki trousers and boots ,jogging in the lonely roads of rukuba barrack (maxwell cobe cantonment ,Jo's ) all thanks to the street light that makes us see exactly what they were doing ,sometimes heap of smoke-like thing fills the air when the jog ,mehn the good old days I thought inside of me .

"Mama chinedu ,ehh ehh ,where your pikin dey oooo ,pikin way go academy ,abeg pray for him oo ,cause no going back ,ones e don join e no fit comot"

I hear another one ,kai this one na new one ,I never hear m before ,just then I heard noise coming from the plaour ,who be this this early mor mor ,ah got up leaving my thick blanket and soft bed ,thunder fire devil I muster as I felt the coldness of the ground ,I wish say I bring my Pam ,I just dey wish ,I open my bag and brought out a Sander ,I wore it hurriedly ,immediately felt the warmth of the Sander ,my teeth were clashing violently ,the cold wasn't smiling at all ,I wore a short nicka and my jacket then made the way to the parlour .

Mehn this is so unexpected I said to my self as I got in the parlour ,come here ,a boy on camou said as I was about going back inside ,I was like you mean me?? He gave me a nod ,which kin thing be this ?? I kuku waka go meet m ,see as him dey sitdown for the couch like say na him papa own ,when I near am ,I sitdown opposite am ,may me self form kush ,I talk for my mind ,him gimme hand make I shake ,I look him hand look am ,him still stretch the hand ,I just say may I no fall him hand ,I shake am ,do you know me ?? The boy asked ?? Biko how I wan take know u?? I fire at him,how u take enter this house self ,which fard u use ,how u take know the passcode? I just dey ask questions after questions,the bog just look me set smile,for my mind I was like is this one mad ?,which one I wan answer first ?,how u take know the passcode or how u take enter here
?? Bobo answer any one ,I said ,kai Candy u never change ,he said, immediately I shock,how him take know that name ?? Only few of my class people in ss2 called me candy (due to the fact that the Biro game we always played was being won by me using a Nigerian pen named candy ),him throw something on top my body ,I carry am up na name tag ,'Ayiola' A,bastard I shouted immediately I saw it ,he laughed loud ,I rushed at him ,give am hot slap for chest ,(na so we be dey do that year .)bastard u never still die Ni ,I said to him while my hand was all over his camou ,na u wan kill me Ni he said while rubbing his chest .


Ayiola ayiola ,the woman fearer I tease ,not now again oo ,ayiola said with some thick intonation in his voice ,taah garraria ,I said ,sha how u take enter here na ,I asked him with concern ,(I mean place way na my pa card dey unlock am and code way him no gree tell me naim ayio take enter Ni?? Shey na him papa be devil?)

Before he could answer me ,my dad came in laughing ,while he was on the phone, ayio !,your daddy wants to talk to you ,my dad said while handing the phone to him.(what sort of fuckery is this ?? I thought cadets were not allowed in staff quarters I asked my self ) wait oo daddy ,how u take know this creature I asked referring to ayio ,

Been almost a year now ,that's how he comes often ,especially at night .


Ayio is our neighbor son back then in central barrack avenue (CBA,abuja)he and I attended the same school before I left for Lagos ,he's so scared of woman ehh ,remember when a girl asked him if he had his note completed he start stammer like idiot ,the girl kukuma leave am like wawa,sha he's sharp,smart enough, hardly gets up set and he plays 7 ,above all he's neither my niggah or enemy ,but all that could change even with the fact that he's one thermal ahead of me .


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At around 7am I went for jogging ,as I was jogging I saw many young people jogging too ,we jogged through the troops in the streets ,we greeted em ,while they greeted us back ,then someone shouted "one Nigeria ",the troops cheers,along side with the joggers ,me I was just on alert ,eyes was every where ,they started singing "jeje,jeje ,we dey go oh !,jeje,we dey go oh ,jeje".

We kept jogging ,I come notice say the boys no dey taya ,with the way em dey behave my mind tell me say em be soldiers ,na so I find my levels ,at first ah think say na only me notice am,we don jog for two hours now ,all my shirt from my neck to waist don soak scatter .

It 9am already ,day don bright ,na so I just codedly stop do as if I wan tire my canvas lance ,then sit down may all of em pass finish ,cars were now passing ,na so I waka back dey go house ,I weak ehh ,I just dey wish may I reach house already.

When I got to my dad's flat I rang the door bell by pressing the button, my dad came after a min and open the doors
He was already on his military camou

Me: good morning daddy (I said shutting the door behind me)

Daddy:where did u go before ?(he asked with less concern while he continue tiring his desert army boot Lance)

Me:I went jogging (I said taking off my wet shirt )

Daddy:okay ,next time tell me before u go ,Ka'nachiko?(understand? (Hausa))

(While standing up,then adjusted his desert camou hat)

Me:yes sir (I looked at him,mehn some day this will be me,I said in my mind while admiring his desert camouflage uniform with three stars glue to his chest (captain ))but daddy why you wearing camou today na (I asked confused)

Daddy: we are having out door drill today ,and as well shooting targets practice ,other words known As out door shooting range (he said then looked at me with a look have known since I was little)

Mein my mind I was like ,forget it I'm not barbing my hair ,at least nor yet)

Daddy:you'll need a hair cut (he said then walked out on me )

MeI saw him off ,he got into the red Carena 2 and drove of ,mehn that car have tey oo ,may this man let am rest na ,just then I remembered his last words "you'll need a hair cut "hair cut kwa (I said as soon as the car disappears from sight).

2weeks to go,I got transfer to a former NDA site (old site ) where I stayed while I came for my screenings .

In the old site we trained, jogged,hydrate ,dehydrate

It just went in circles till the day of physical screening ,27km run.

I was out there in the road they had kept us ,I was feeling dizzy ,I slept all I wanted last night but still feeling dizzing ,maybe my village people did night vigil ontop my matter ,I look around ,over 300 hundred "yet to be cadets" all out in the road

My white shirt was already feeling like it was cuddling with the sun ,isn't white suppose to prevent radiation? (I thought ,cause my physic teacher back then in CDSS Abj once taught us some thing like that )
My short blue trouser wasn't impressing at all,who selected this as running dress sef? May thunder strike am there ,my canvas was light as hell ,as if I had nothing on ,my foot was already hot, ah don even taya of standing ,but dare not sitdown,this sun way no get joy

Bang!!!(big bang) that's the order to take off I guessed ,was about taking off when I realized every one already did ,I just follow em for back .

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