Hope those rats did not eat his certificate ohh

So who do we believe now?.... Waiting for a counter-statement from govt...

By the way, is Chief Otapiapia not a mass murderer?... Why isn't he wanted?

ok.

Hehehehe

Chief otapiapia quickly debunked the news

Factfinder1:
BROKEN NEWS!
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"Our members didn't vandalize Buhari's office" - Rat Association of Nigeria kicks.

Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) has refuted the Presidency's Allegation of Vandalism against their Members.

Reacting to the allegation, the National chairman Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) Comrade Ntapia O. Ntapia said "We respect protocols, our members don't cross National Red Lines. We are peaceful and law-abiding citizens as we are found in every home across the country. We therefore urge the general public and good people of Nigeria to please disregard the ridiculous and baseless allegation"

In a telephone chat with the Aso Rock coordinator of the Association Chief Tụfịakwa Kpokokpo, who also debunked the accusation as false and laughable, warned the Buhari's administration to desist from instigating Nigerians against them.
"You could recall that sometimes last year, this same administration accused us of spreading Lassa fever in some parts of the country which later turned to be false after mass killing of our members. Now they have come again with another bunkum. We are fully aware that Buhari is doing everything possible to ruthlessly annihilate and exterminate us, but he will fail" he said.

Jokes from http://ogashub.com.ng

so u re dia administrator abi keep it up

What a country?

What a funny country 9ja is. check The oza room it might be under serious attack by now.. Let us curb it..

This country nawa

Mp

ahaz:
who on earth could be more idiotic than you.

Are u sure u are not a robot

Neminc:


This ur own Jesus love us, does it not include those people you are calling insane and idiotic? Or does Jesus hate those ones?

ah taya ooooo

Developing story.....

Northern Rats Forum have distanced demselves from d recent rat attack in d govt house. They are blaming a Southern rats coalition led by Lt. Col. Ibibio for trying to destabilize the freedom ,peace and tranquility enjoyed by all rats all over d federation.. Chairman of d rats group, Mallam Bera on behalf of d group denounced d move and calls on d FG to nearby implement d Aso Rock Fumigation act to get rid of dis dissidents and restore calm and normalcy to both d human and rodent civilization..
However a spokesperson of d South Eastern Rats movement Eze Oke has in a previous statement asked all foreign based rats to return back to d zone. Oke in his statement cited irreparable differences and ongoing marginalization in d Aso rock rat affairs..

In d meantime Coalition of South western rats seem to b adding fire to d tension with their stance on d recent call by Mazi Oke.. D group through Alaye Ekute termed d eastern rats as "developers" who contribute little or nothing to d rat republic and shld b allowed to go back to their zones.

It shld b recalled there has been rising tension between both groups with each one pointing accusing fingers at d other in their typical "miners" and "developers" accusations.

We'll bring u more as d story unfolds

Can't stop laughing

CAN IMAGEN THE KIND OF UNSENSIBLE TOPIC ON FRONT PAGE. I HATE NAIRALAND AN EVEN THE OWNER NAIRALAND IDIOT PEOPLE

RAN has ambushed the office of the president

We are responsible!

The rat association of Naigeria yesterday said that the rats that invaded Buharis office
Were from Lybia. And not the rats in Aso rock. And has warned the people to disregard Gaba shehus attempt to tanish their image.

Everything about 9ja is comedy

Jesusloveyou:
I know every sane Nigerians will not believed the rat theory, not to talk of the insane idiotic people of Biafra

What has Biafra got to do with your Hero General Buhari running 440mm just be because of ordinary rat?

Ratatouille

Hehehehehe

I love Nigerians. We know how to make ourselves happy.

things are getting real real bad each and errday and we all keep joking about it

Hahahahaha....Dis wan off me...

dungas30:
CAN IMAGEN THE KIND OF UNSENSIBLE TOPIC ON FRONT PAGE. I HATE NAIRALAND AN EVEN THE OWNER NAIRALAND IDIOT people

u b big mumu...dem force u to join

We now have 2 vice president in the house @allmightyratooo

Meanwhile the National association of Nigerian pussycats (NANP)has given all rats a dead line of october 1st
to vacate the country or face their wrath.

Speaking from his vacation trip, Rabi mew, leader of the pussycats said Rats were off their menu for peace sake but
threatened to put back the spices on the Cat's menu if Hired by the current administration.

Neminc:
In another development, a pro buhari group called the National Association of Patriotic Rats (NAPR) has called for caution in the current face off between the buhari government and Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN). NAPR national coordinator Chief Emu Bera said unpatriotic elements among the Rats community could be behind the disturbing attack on the presidential villa in a deliberate attempt to create tension between the Rats and the government. He particular fingered Lt. Col Oscar Ibibibo of the Royal Rats Brigade (RRB) as a rabble rouser who could be behind the whole upheaval. This is as Lt. Col Ibibibo had earlier issued a quit notice on all Buhari supporters to leave all Rat dominated areas before October 1st or face a general Ratattack

When Nnamdi Kanu called Nigeria a zoo, you people were ranting. Can u see?

illitrate:
Meanwhile the National association of Nigerian pussycats has given (NANP) all rats a deaddline of october 1st
to vacatethe country of face their wrath.

So truly Nigeria is a Zoo?