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Funny: The Real Definition Of Wahala by Niceboyx4(m): 11:16pm On Aug 25, 2017
DEFINITIONzzz OF
WAHALA:
.
¤When the person
interviewing you at your
new job is the same
guy you insulted in
traffic. "Bro, u go apologise tire.!"
.
¤When you abuse your
friend "your mama!!!"
and then u turn around
to see his/her mum staring at you.
"Egbon, u go collect
plenty slap!.!"
.
¤When Mosquito lands
on your father's bald
head and u try to kill it
with your bare hands.
"You must provide d
proof ohh, or else..."
.
¤ When you update "salary things" on Facebook
and your
landlord comments "on
point"""
"U go travel go villa by
force."
.
"When you're in a bus
and you throw away
your #500 note instead
of gala wrapper.
"Chai! E don do be dat!"
.
¤When ur Dad works at
NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God
punish NEPA"....... And
he's there with u.
"Na ur mama go start to
pay ur school fees."
.
¤When u dey on top
okada and the okada
man dey ping... # Lol. Na
automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
.
¤ When you finish
eating in an eatery and
u find out wallet fell out
in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar.
.
¤When Usain Bolt
chases u with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish.
.
¤When u give beggar
#500 note instead
of #50.
.
¤When soldier punish u
finish come release u
make u dey go, u come
climb ur bike come
shout
"officer thunder fire u"
and ur bike no come
gree start again.
.
¤When u dey inside bus,
buy 1 gala and the seller
run wit N950 change...
#CryNogoDoAm
.
¤When you post on Facebook "My boss is an
idiot" and ur boss like ur
post. "No just go work
tomorrow."
.
¤When u read this,
laugh and didn't drop a
comment or like...
biggest wahala.

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Re: Funny: The Real Definition Of Wahala by Oluwasaeon(m): 11:19pm On Aug 25, 2017
Tamarapetty, thought you'd like this! grin

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Re: Funny: The Real Definition Of Wahala by Seguntimmy(m): 11:46pm On Aug 25, 2017
When buhari promised solution to Nigeria's problem and you are yet to figure out the solution, na One Chance be dat o

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Re: Funny: The Real Definition Of Wahala by Tamarapetty(f): 7:06pm On Aug 26, 2017
Oluwasaeon:
Tamarapetty, thought you'd like this! grin
grin funny smuh

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