murphyibiam15:

hey stick to superior argument and don't insult someone.. the penis doesn't have any odour.. what you probably perceive is the sweat from thighs and heck after a male urinates he flangs his prick and he becomes dry and as for semen do men frequently release semen? isn't it only during sex and after that it stops

I am doctor and have to make you note some corrections.. one love

Lol, I don't know if a prick stinks cos I ain got one but my opinion was due to his very degrading description of the vjay. It made me wonder if he's educated at all to say the least

Fearlez:
Here's her co trollop giving moral support to her eviscerated colleague.


The only reason you were born is because your witless mother was never able to calculate her period.

So boring. You are a breathing form of staphylococcus in motion. You're so lethargic you can actually spread gonoarrea by merely blowing someone a kiss.

Only by drinking cow urine can your thirst for dirty dicks be cured.

Byproduct of gángbáng!

fool

succyblinks:


Lol, I don't know if a prick stinks cos I ain got one but my opinion was due to his very degrading description of the vjay. It made me wonder if he's educated at all to say the least

the guy is an idiot and a pervert

Cinderella5:
fool

Cinderella5:
you turn me on with this words.

But go and die.

I ain't even putting my hands to retrieve my destiny from your yeasty pussy

succyblinks:


Lol, I don't know if a prick stinks cos I ain got one but my opinion was due to his very degrading description of the vjay. It made me wonder if he's educated at all to say the least

my graphic words were a horrific description of your own pussy pulsating with discoloured secretion.

It was like watching your own funeral service

Fearlez:

I ain't even putting my hands to retrieve my destiny from your yeasty pussy

the same hand you use on pit toilet girls? I will go with cucumber dear.

Cinderella5:
the same hand you use one pit toilet girls, I will go with cucumber dear.

cucumber is cold you, fool. A dick is warm with protruding veins that create friction as it ploughs through your pussy walls. You're markedly dumb for not knowing an ejaculating penís sends slight vibrations through out the vestibule of your pussy.

Something no cucumber can achieve

Fearlez:
cucumber is cold you, fool. A dick is warm with protruding veins that create friction as it ploughs through your pussy walls. You're markedly dumb for not knowing an ejaculating penís sends slight vibrations through out the vestibule of your pussy.

Something no cucumber can achieve

I prefer my cucumber to a man who has been fuking smelly pit toilet vj all his life.
By the way, protruding vainy dick is a sign of excessive masturbation. Do you have sense atal?

Cinderella5:
I prefer my cucumber to a man who has been fuking smelly pit toilet vj all his life.
By the way, protruding vainy dick is a sign of excessive masturbation. Do you have sense atal?

protruding veiny dick is a sign of healthy dick.

You're a navel-gazing dunderhead if you don't know blood flow to the penís causes erectión and veins are the conveyors of blood.

But for a girl who has lodged more cucumber in her pussy than Sheraton has lodged guests, I'm not surprised you're a dick illiterate even at 28

Fearlez:
protruding veiny dick is a sign of healthy dick.

You're a navel-gazing dunderhead if you don't know blood flow to the penís causes erectión and veins are the conveyors of blood.

But for a girl who has lodged more cucumber in her pussy than Sheraton has lodged guests, I'm not surprised you're a dick illiterate even at 28

cucumbers and dildos actually, I still prefer cuxmber though, don't know why.

Cinderella5:
cucumbers and dildos actually, I still prefer cuxmber though, don't know why.

can a cucumber use its pelvis to smother your clitóris while a dick is simultaneously pulsating in a deep fucking inside your pussy? Answer's no.

You are dick-alexithymic

Fearlez:
my graphic words were a horrific description of your own pussy pulsating with discoloured secretion.

It was like watching your own funeral service

Can you quit convulsing all over my mention? This is the third mention I have received from you in less than an hour. Please go play somewhere else with your mates

Fearlez:
can a cucumber use its pelvis to smother your clitóris while a dick is simultaneously pulsating in a deep fucking inside your pussy? Answer's no.

You are dick-alexithymic

deek is good no doubt, but that would be within the confines of a healthy relationship.

succyblinks:


Can you quit convulsing all over my mention? This is the third mention I have received from you in less than an hour. Please go play somewhere else with your mates

shut up, you dick! You're the hammerhead who quoted me first and kept unediting my moniker in your rants of foolishness.


Grumpy nanny-goat still wearing granny panties and using rags as sanitary pads. Stupid dick

Fearlez:
shut up you, dick! You're the hammerhead who quoted me first and kept unediting my moniker in your rants of foolishness.


Grumpy nanny-goat still wearing granny panties and using rags as sanitary pads. Stupid dick

I agree, jus stop mentioning me. Thank you

Cinderella5:
deek is good no doubt, but that would be within the confines of a healthy relationship.

Health as in commited? Thought you're the crusader for liberation?

Or health as in free of STDs? Then go for tests and have an unchained, borderless fúck with a meaty dick.

Feel the warmth of a penís separating your pussy lips with a commanding force no cucumber can muster while you relax and enjoy the ride instead of exerting energy with a cucumber, robbing you of half the pleasure.

succyblinks:


I agree, jus stop mentioning me. Thank you

Fücking fúck outta my face and go get a dick therapy to lighten up.

Pidginwhisper:
So ppl wey sabi her for her for blind and unnecessary arguments plenty?


The meaning be say person wey no get money to buy/do one particular stuff go surely condemn those wey dey do am..

You're just a coward using an alternate to seek for attention.

You must have felt I'm you who know nothing other than hawking your ignorance like Akara and bread on NL with that crap you wrote and called a proverb. You should do yourself a favour with google.

Stevengerd:
She no get at all. just arguing unnecessarily. bro wetin be the meaning of that proverb?

You just renewed your idiot licence.

Kondomatic:
Lols, this is like saying that a male doctor should not be allowed to come into the labour room because he doesn't have a womb to carry a child nor vagina to push out the child with.


See, vagina cleans itself internally with its natural secretions. Your duty is to keep the outside clean and dry from excess moisture to avoid yeast infections.

A smelly vagina doesn't mean that you're not keeping it clean, most times it is because of one infection or the other

And to think a guy is even more informed and knowledgeable than most girls here... Kudos to you bro.

I don't know when dipping your finger inside your Vagina because part of the cleaning method, I wonder where they bring these people from.

succyblinks:


Bae stop arguing with sm1 who is very ignorant, I was red with anger seeing how he spewed trash like an imb.ecile. and to think this ones has a mother at home who couldn't do a proper training

Spits!

This one pain u

Cinderella5:
where have you seen such a person without nipples? Another imaginative nonsense. Your brain keep churning out senseless things, what else do you have? Let's here it.

Eerr there aree some girls that dont have niples

kimbraa:
You're just a coward using an alternate to seek for attention.

You must have felt I'm you who know nothing other than hawking your ignorance like Akara and bread on NL with that crap you wrote and called a proverb. You should do yourself a favour with google.

Wetin do your own main..so coz I decide say I wan use my alt don mean say I be coward..even wen u sef dey use your Alt..i talk am say u no get sense @ all am person wey sabi you in Stevenage also talk am...



You still dey on the proverb mata..aswear you be mumu...so you dey expect make you see all pidgin/warri proverbs on google..Waray ni e se!


Take this thread upgrade your brain wey run on Cupcake Android version
https://www.nairaland.com/974887/funny-pidgin-proverbs

Jesu!!!!

Oga fearlez no get chill o

dude gat me practically laughing my ass off with his comments.........

One dude taking two hoes down in one thread

19 bottles of whiskey for you fam

Pidginwhisper:
Wetin do your own main..so coz I decide say I wan use my alt don mean say I be coward..even wen u sef dey use your Alt..i talk am say u no get sense @ all am person wey sabi you in Stevenage also talk am...



You still dey on the proverb mata..aswear you be mumu...so you dey expect make you see all pidgin/warri proverbs on google..Waray ni e se!


Take this thread upgrade your brain wey run on Cupcake Android version
https://www.nairaland.com/974887/funny-pidgin-proverbs

Hehehe Cowards appear with alternates to troll at their nightmares. I must have made your poor life a hellhole.

There's difference between a "Quote" and a "Proverb" or "Adage" even a secondary school pupil should be able to differentiate them but you failed, you failed at trolling with your first shade 'cause I overlooked it and went straight to call your bluff off and you still failed at branding a "Quote" as a "Proverb", get your facts right next time and quit the mind game of "Everyone knows she argues blindly". You're a renowned fool who've failed to realize he's a fool.

Back to your rubbish, fixing of nails should cost me N1,200 at most for both finger nails and toe nails but we don't all like carring nails 'cause of personal preference. Even if I'm poor and feels like, I should be able to afford that but I already have good looking finger prints and toe nail...all natural. So I slammed you trolling attempt back at you for your ignorance. Secondly, fixing damages one's natural nails so I rarely fix for that reason but if I must, it's more of natural...very short and carved almost at same length with my nails.

Go to beer parlours and look at those patronising beer, they're either mentally poor or financially broke 'cause beer posess more harm than good to any man. The rich know so they don't go close to such drinks while it's left for you who thinks he's enjoying his life not knowing you're closer your grave.

Go refund your parent's school fees. It was totally a waste on a block-head.

kimbraa:
You're a guy so you won't be telling me how to take care of my body. I should be the one doing that.

Washing only the vulva doesn't mean the vagina itself has been properly washed. Some will say don't use soap 'cause of the vagina PH but who cares about its PH when keeping proper hygiene that may make your spouse leave you is concerned?.

I wash the labia majora with soap then use my fingers to wash the inside with just ordinary water to remove whatever it shedded. Some just wash the labia majora with water and that's it.

Can you send me a video of how you wash it? Am not sure my gf washes hers well cause I see her do it and it's not like you described.

sKeetz:


Can you send me a video of how you wash it? Am not sure my gf washes hers well cause I see her do it and it's not like you described.

Your gf washes her VJ before you?. Then she should keep washing it that way.

kimbraa:
Hehehe Cowards appear with alternates to troll at their nightmares. I must have made your poor life a hellhole.

There's difference between a "Quote" and a "Proverb" or "Adage" even a secondary school pupil should be able to differentiate them but you failed, you failed at trolling with your first shade 'cause I overlooked it and went straight to call your bluff off and you still failed at branding a "Quote" as a "Proverb", get your facts right next time and quit the mind game of "Everyone knows she argues blindly". You're a renowned fool who've failed to realize he's a fool.

Back to your rubbish, fixing of nails should cost me N1,200 at most for both finger nails and toe nails but we don't all like carring nails 'cause of personal preference. Even if I'm poor and feels like I should be able to afford that but I already have good looking finger prints and toe nail...all natural. So I slammed you trolling attempt back at you for your ignorance.

Go to beer parlours and look at those patronising beer, they're either mentally poor or financially broke 'cause beer posess more harm than good to any man. The rich know so they don't go close to such drinks while it's left for you who thinks he's enjoying his life not knowing you're closer your grave.

Go refund your parents their school fees.

Hehehehe, See paragraph on top foolishness..Abeg gimme the typical example of a proverb..your stupidity na inbuilt one like Q5 ba3...


The only thing wey fit dey gimme nightmare na your level of ugliness..ugly ppl always dey bitter..na the thing wey dey do you be..always bitter..but make person Ugly no mean say make dem no get sense....but you, you Ugly you no come get sense join..



You argue blindly..everyone sabi that part knows..you call me me a renowned fool..but nobody sabi me for here like dem sabi you for your Ugliness and bitterness..me dare you make you start using your pix as dp..ugly Oshi!!



Where you wan see money fix nail sef if you wan fix amyou be poor man pikin with rich girl mentality..na the worse you fit do be dat as your Queen english no add up and still never make you fine since you don dey speak am



Like I don talk before person wey go drink beer,go drink beer..e no matter if he rich or poor...all the nonsense way you type above no add up..abeg clear road.

Shey you been talk say the last msg wey u send before that one go be your last..you be confirm bastard as you no stick to your words



I wan go sleep, drop msg for me before tmorow morning..I love you worwor

Cinderella5:
You likened the penis to an arm leg, that comparison is all shades of wrong. The penis excretes urine and semen, it doesn't matter how small the hole is, the penis ends up stinking because most times when y'all piss, you can't get rid of all the piss, it remains glued to your joysticks and that shit begins to stink.

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your assertion is absolutely wrong and the premise (piss and semen ) you are basing your argument on is equally false. Please whenever you are not sure about something, ask google and don't just talk about unresearched and unconfirmed assumptions like it's fact.

amakadihot87:
.......hahaha......its like i woke u up...........well u cant possibly smell ur own genitals..........ok lets assume its d sweat

lool

pu7pl3:





This one pain u

Ya it did! Seeing I share the same country with empty heads pained me a lot

Who are you?

sunshineR:
Jesu!!!!

Oga fearlez no get chill o

dude gat me practically laughing my ass off with his comments.........

One dude taking two hoes down in one thread

19 bottles of whiskey for you fam

Its your mum who couldn't raise you well that's a hoe, the fact that all your female relatives are loose doesn't mean every girl is like that. For Pete sake we are not in your family meeting