"i swear i care about you"
"am sorry"

Beautful.B:
so many liesssssssssssssssss he told me

^^^

(We r banging and she noticed some marks on my shoulders)
Ex-girl-how did u get dis finger marks/scars on yuh shoulders?!
Me-playing basketball!!!
(She slapped me got up from d bed and went home)

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Men lie all the time so I'm used to it. I don't consider any biggest or smallest. I just laugh at their stupidity.

vivian chinaza: Men lie all the time so I'm used to it. I don't consider any biggest or smallest. I just laugh at their stupidity.

Don't generalise else you'd incur my ire

Flygeriansteve: Don't generalise else you'd incur my ire

That should make me so scarrreeeeeeedddddd I guess? Men lie! The good ones lie to get into ur heart, the bad ones like to get into ur bed! Period! So out with ur ire joor!

Mine is .......Opening the thread to see names of lies pple ђa√ع heard. only to realize dat it is surposed to b " WHAT" is the greatest lie Ʊ ђa√ع eva heard

When my ex was forming to be calling a friend for almost 20mins and I got upset ,so I force the phone frm him so I can talk with the friend as well.But to my greatest amazement ,this guy was't chating with anyone.WTF!

My ex stole recharge card & came τ̅o my crib τ̅o spend †ЂΞ weekend & lied τ̅o ♍ε she bought †ЂΞ recharge card wit her money, †ЂΞ card seller traced her number wit co_operation from mtn customer care, set her up & got her arrested, i did nt show up @ †ЂΞ station @ all. ∂α† was †ЂΞ end of everytin. Bloody criminal.

Jenams: My ex stole recharge card & came τ̅o my crib τ̅o spend †ЂΞ weekend & lied τ̅o ♍ε she bought †ЂΞ recharge card wit her money, †ЂΞ card seller traced her number wit co_operation from mtn customer care, set her up & got her arrested, i did nt show up @ †ЂΞ station @ all. ∂α† was †ЂΞ end of everytin. Bloody criminal.

hahahahahahah lmaoingggggg.....y U̶̲̥̅̊ sef no dey buy recharge card for her ehn.....chai ur ex no try ooo

My ex wanted to embarrass me so during a cocktail party so she told my boss & all my colleagues that when I poo-poo I don't flush and that infact she has to use knife to divide the poo-poo b4 it can be flushed down..

I swear it was a lie, I flush everytime but they didn't believe me! Witch!

daduke2k: @googles, neva mind.@post, she spent d weekend in school wit me, on monday she was ready 2 go, gav her Tfare and told her 2 lock up . On my way 2 school i 4got my wallet , i came bak an met her shaggin my neigbour. Oboy c laughter.

Lawd Have Mercy!!!

googles: [size=13pt]i caught my boyfriend right on top of a girl grinding her and guess wat he told me "she seduced me i tried to ignore her but she forced me" [/size]but i saw him on top of her looking very well "unforced"

apparently u dont give him complete package

I think the biggest lie I have told is to tell a babe I was gonna marry her " she said that's the only way I was gonna get in her pants" so I promised her and nacked! ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡)../¯

No matter how we want to hide from the fact, we have all been lied to and we have also told lies. In fact, 95% of Boy/Girl relationships (Marriage aside) is built on lies!

She told me P-squaaar is her fada!

googles:

[size=13pt]am sure if i had dedicated my whole life to straffing the pooch he would still do it . . . . .he is so freaky,boy can even climb a paw-paw tree to straf a monkey[/size]

...den girls can climb a mango tree to straff a lizard...see dis babe oh!!!

She claim to be OBAFEMI AWOLOWO last borne and she is just 21yr, Awolowo died in 1987,i beg help me do the calculation
What a big lie

Even after banging her still told me she s a virgn dat I didn't enta,dat it was only d edge I was pookn. Jeezzz was jst laughn after all d I luv while givin her

yuzedo: She told me P-squaaar is her fada!

shiorr...see ur life...."Psquaaar" don turn one person...I tire for U̶̲̥̅̊ o

the greatest lie i have ever heard is "I LOVE YOU"

She z her father is the leader of Boko H***m that if i tried to Bleep up with her all my family member will suffer for it(BOMB)
Latter i find out that she is from Ilorin she just look like Hausa girl
Is this a lie or treat?

My ex girlfriend lied to me dat she was traveling from lagos to the vila (east) only for my cousin to see her in minna with a man

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Jenams: My ex stole recharge card & came τ̅o my crib τ̅o spend †ЂΞ weekend & lied τ̅o ♍ε she bought †ЂΞ recharge card wit her money, †ЂΞ card seller traced her number wit co_operation from mtn customer care, set her up & got her arrested, i did nt show up @ †ЂΞ station @ all. ∂α† was †ЂΞ end of everytin. Bloody criminal.

Birds of same feathers, flocks together, how did u get attracted to her..? Hmmmm, maybe u sef be thief.

Told me she care to be wt me for d rest of her life after being bleeped by anoda guy!! Wht a lie

Beautful.B:
so many liesssssssssssssssss he told me

B which of them was more hilarious.

Tlake: Even after banging her still told me she s a virgn dat I didn't enta,dat it was only d edge I was pookn. Jeezzz was jst laughn after all d I luv while givin her

anelka101: She claim to be OBAFEMI AWOLOWO last borne and she is just 21yr, Awolowo died in 1987,i beg help me do the calculation
What a big lie

"Its not what your thinking"
"I love you"

Whenever she goes to his house,he always play d P Square song "chop my money"Not knowing he only had 3k in his account.