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Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by agabaI23(m): 2:19am On Feb 26, 2010
Please we have 100 40ft container load of used condom for sale.

It is as good in fact better than new one.

Tokunbo condoms come in different makes but they are all of high quality and were manufactured in Britain.

Interested parties should contact while the offer lasts.

Half price sale last only for 2weeks.

Do not say had I known. Rush now!
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by studio43(m): 7:18am On Feb 26, 2010
Were is the joke?
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by Ben13: 9:52am On Feb 26, 2010
oloriburuku
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by Mannylex(m): 9:57am On Feb 26, 2010
**yawn** boooooring, need to get ma pillow closer.
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by Ben13: 10:16am On Feb 26, 2010
confess! you were invited by the topic~! grin
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by agabaI23(m): 11:16am On Feb 26, 2010
never mind guys
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by abbeyemmy(f): 1:17pm On Feb 26, 2010
how much is d whole container?
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by agabaI23(m): 1:24pm On Feb 26, 2010
^ Do you want all the 100 containers or just one?
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by abbeyemmy(f): 1:30pm On Feb 26, 2010
allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wat do u take me 4 i say all
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by agabaI23(m): 1:37pm On Feb 26, 2010
abbeyemmy:

allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wat do u take me 4 i say all
Sincerely sorry ma'am.

Each containers goes for a paltry 1million naira. Remember this is high quality condom. A container for brand new gows for N10M and any regular supplier of tokumbo condom will give you 1 container at 5 million.

I do not wanna do that.

Ma'am this will be very handy for your brothel business.
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by abbeyemmy(f): 1:43pm On Feb 26, 2010
u don start 2 steal, hen tokunbo condoms fairly used ah i cant do businee with u dont bother urself replying
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by mykali(m): 1:44pm On Feb 26, 2010
I need proof of their quality before i can do business. What say ye?
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by agabaI23(m): 1:45pm On Feb 26, 2010
mykali:

I need proof of their quality before i can do business. What say ye?

What kind of proof do you want sir and I will provide it.

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[quote author=abbeyemmy link=topic=404506.msg5589935#msg5589935 date=1267188187]
u don start 2 steal, hen tokunbo condoms fairly used ah i cant do businee with u dont bother urself replying
Why did you say that ma'am.

What can always do business. Say something and we will see how it goes wink
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by nich(m): 2:47pm On Feb 26, 2010
  agaba! since when u start dis kind business? abi no be the same agaba wey i know for ughelli?  angry 

oya, before i close my eyes & open am, run go your oga shop!  angry   cheesy
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by agabaI23(m): 3:05pm On Feb 26, 2010
nich:

agaba! since when u start dis kind business? abi no be the same agaba wey i know for ughelli? angry

oya, before i close my eyes & open am, run go your oga shop! angry cheesy
Abeg no talk too much.

Oga no know say I dey do this oo.

100K for your mouth grin
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by Nobody: 3:48pm On Feb 26, 2010
female condom or male condom? grin
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by agabaI23(m): 4:31pm On Feb 26, 2010
^ for now we are finding difficult to get supply of female condoms.

We were told that the girls prefer to reuse.

Sorry it is only male condom!
If the situation improves, I will keep you posted.
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by abbeyemmy(f): 9:26am On Feb 27, 2010
so oga no know say u dey do ds kind bz,so how u wan tell me say na clean nd genuine bz, i 4get sef,no be d short form of agabagebe be ur name?
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by gidson12(m): 11:49am On Feb 27, 2010
Abaga or wetin b dat ur name
my 2 hotel dey use like 30,000 pieces of condom weekly. Lets do biz, i go dey supply u, all u have 2 do is wash out d semen n resell as tokunbo, let me know if u are interested
Re: Fairly Used Condom For Sale! by agabaI23(m): 3:33pm On Feb 27, 2010
gidson12:

Abaga or wetin b dat your name
my 2 hotel dey use like 30,000 pieces of condom weekly. Lets do biz, i go dey supply u, all u have 2 do is wash out d semen n resell as tokunbo, let me know if u are interested

Sorry sir, I do not market Goldcircle. if you have used female condom. Bring it on. I have enough supply of male condom here already cleaned by another company.


abbeyemmy:

so oga no know say u dey do ds kind bz,so how u wan tell me say na clean nd genuine bz, i 4get sef,no be d short form of agabagebe be your name?
Sorry ma'am it does not mean that.
I can assure you my business is genuine and clean. Trial will convince you!

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