Thank God they aren't cele...na fellow members them woulda been flogging.

IgedeBushBoy:
Wharrr? Fuunke!

Lol
Apostle muz hear of this

STUPIDITY AT ITS PEAK. EVEN D DEVIL IS LAUGHING

I don't just know why, if to say many people mind is like mine no pastor will ever deceive me.
Sometimes I will be watching them like drama.

mrmrmister:

Ignorance!!!!

Large pile of stark ignorance!

what's the difference between these ones and the ones stoning the devil in mecca

So like devil will be in mecca and be standing there while they stone him

The Bible says for we wrestle not against flesh and blood but principalities and power and spiritual wickedness in high places

How do they know devil has a physical body that can be flogged? He is somewhere busy deceiving, lying and causing mischief whilst these ones are clowning

This is not Godly

STUPIDITY AT ITS PEAK. EVEN D DEVIL IS LAUGHING

donnie:
Imagine if someone mistakenly wipes your buttocks as you're bending down to wipe devil... Fight go burst.

donnie:
Imagine if someone mistakenly wipes your buttocks as you're bending down to wipe devil... Fight go burst.

hahahahahaha. Laugh won tear my pant. U funny oo

With that amount of flogging, the devil will be in National Hospital now.

I didn't know the devil has relocated from Mecca to Naija oo... now make una come see wahala

SirLakes:


Lol
Apostle muz hear of this

You are there bro,

Unfortunately, they themselves are the devil

lomprico:
So the devil resides in their church?

SAVAGERY.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
that is enh

Lobatan

lomprico:
So the devil resides in their church?

No...they put him out before and he insisted on coming back....... so I heard.

lomprico:
So the devil resides in their church?

Well they beleive in Satan as much as they beleive in Jesus. Both are equal in the eyes of Christians, Satan ruled the world and Jesus heaven, sounds like Satan is in their church.

gypsey:
Exactly! the devil doesn't exist.

impose ur idea on dem nau. if u can't sue dem bc devil does not exist y den r u concern

dionysus7:
honestly of all religions, christianity is the least logical.
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had two sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. The people piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god inseminated his child so she can become pregnant with child. who is also god in flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then sacrificed himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he is god. I guess its just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, walks around and says some sh1t for 40 days or so, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth to kill everybody who doesn't believe this story, which he has already chosen those who will believe before man was even created. Also that while he creates mankind in his own image for the purpose of having a relationship with him(narcissism just to be clear)the vast majority of said humans being predestined to eternal torment nonetheless.

Now we have Christians flogging imaginary devil who by the way is god's creation to Bleep sh1t up

Christianity is just flat out stup1d...a person would be a chronic slowpoke to take this story seriously

I'll pretend not to have read what U have written.
it's deep BUT inopportune

This should be moved to joke section

perdollar:
impose ur idea on dem nau. if u can't sue dem bc devil does not exist y den r u concern

were did i impose my idea on them? i am not concerned one bit! I was just making a mockery of them they are ignorant gullibles.

religion!

The same way Muslim stone Devil

Their mumu never do.

The pastor must be taking 'High Grade'

MhizzAJ:
'Operation Flog the Devil' Devil dat s minding his bizness in one corner I dunno whether d devil s a male or a female self

You really want to know his gender? dunno either but I think the bastard is transgender.

Their Mumu Just Start

exercise is good.....lol

after flogging the devil in the church, they will still go back home to fornicate and sleep with other peoples wives and husband. Instead of them to be flogging themselves.

Their MUMU never do

The pastor himself need flogging. #lobatan

[quote author=MhizzAJ post=60317561]'Operation Flog the Devil' Devil dat s minding his bizness in one corner I dunno whether d devil s a male or a fe male self [/quote lol

[quote author=MhizzAJ post=60317561]'Operation Flog the Devil' Devil dat s minding his bizness in one corner I dunno whether d devil s a male or a fe male self [/quote lol

dionysus7:
honestly of all religions, christianity is the least logical.
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had two sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. The people piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god inseminated his child so she can become pregnant with child. who is also god in flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then sacrificed himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he is god. I guess its just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, walks around and says some sh1t for 40 days or so, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth to kill everybody who doesn't believe this story, which he has already chosen those who will believe before man was even created. Also that while he creates mankind in his own image for the purpose of having a relationship with him(narcissism just to be clear)the vast majority of said humans being predestined to eternal torment nonetheless.

Now we have Christians flogging imaginary devil who by the way is god's creation to Bleep sh1t up

Christianity is just flat out stup1d...a person would be a chronic slowpoke to take this story seriously

May God have mercy on you.
Our level of comprehension is far too low to understand the way of the Almighty God.