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Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by badboym: 11:33pm On Feb 26, 2010
Papa Ejiro is a church warden in Warri and heis in charge of collecting the Sunday offerings.One Sunday, after church service, the priestcounted the money and discovered the offering was less thanhe expected.Then the following confrontation took place.Priest: Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money?PapaEjiro: No, Fada, I notake.Priest: I dey ask you again: PapaEjiro, you take from the offering money?PapaEjiro: Fada, I say, I notake from the offering money.


Priest: Papa Ejiro, make you go enter for confession box now, now.PapaEjiro: No wahala.(thenthey go to the confession box and they both take theirseats).Priest: Papa Ejiro, I deyask you again. "You take from the offeringmoney?"PapaEjiro: Fada, I no dey hearyou, Priest: (yelled at top of his voice)Papa Ejiro, I say you take from the offeringmoney?!PapaEjiro: (yelled back) Fada,I no dey hear you o!Priest was now getting irritated.


So he comes out of the confession box and tellsPapa Ejiro to trade places with him and says to Papa Ejiro'ok, ask me any question you like l will see if person can hear from this side'.Then, they tradedplaces and this was how it went.PapaEjiro: Fada, na true say you dey sleep with MamaEjiro?ThePriest replied: "My god, Papa Ejiro, na true you talk, dem no dey hear wetinperson dey talk from dis side!!!! Its ok Papa Ejiro.
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Kunbee: 12:08am On Feb 27, 2010
Cul
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by kodylicky(f): 4:59pm On Feb 28, 2010
lol
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Kunbee: 10:33pm On Feb 28, 2010
R u sure
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Lolajoy(f): 1:29am On Mar 01, 2010
@poster,are you the father or papa Ejiro? grin grin
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by beecrofty(m): 2:49am On Mar 01, 2010
damn funny, i like papa ejiro style, IMO kunbee sounds like mama ejiro,
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by kodylicky(f): 8:29am On Mar 01, 2010
beecrofty:

damn funny, i like papa ejiro style, IMO kunbee sounds like mama ejiro,

is she? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by r231(m): 12:38pm On Mar 01, 2010
kul
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by beecrofty(m): 1:47am On Mar 02, 2010
kody-licky:

is she? shocked shocked shocked

YES SHE IS grin n u r the FATHER.
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by parki: 2:37am On Mar 02, 2010
farts in room and walks away quietly
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Kunbee: 5:28pm On Mar 02, 2010
Mama ejiro ko mama eforiro ni
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by r231(m): 9:44pm On Mar 02, 2010
^^^^^^hehehe grin
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Kunbee: 2:19am On Mar 03, 2010
kiss
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by flexystar(f): 10:18am On Mar 03, 2010
lol dis is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet lwkm
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by shayoor(f): 10:19am On Mar 03, 2010
lol
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by flexystar(f): 10:37am On Mar 03, 2010
Nairalanders: Dani we want to make Ben 10 d only moderator

Dani 1 luv: I cant hear from this side.
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by flexystar(f): 12:04pm On Mar 03, 2010
Nairalanders:  Dani we want to make Ben 10 d only moderator

Dani 1 luv: I cant hear from this  side.
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by flexystar(f): 12:39pm On Mar 03, 2010
Nairalanders: Dani we want Ben 10 to be d only moderator


Dani 1 luv: I cant hear from dis side
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Kunbee: 4:52pm On Mar 03, 2010
Eh en so Is that why you are posting it thrice
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by r231(m): 11:30pm On Mar 03, 2010
he is on auto redial lol
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Lolajoy(f): 12:14am On Mar 04, 2010
flexystar:

Nairalanders: Dani we want to make Ben 10 d only moderator

Dani 1 luv: I cant hear from this side.


Okay
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Kunbee: 1:13am On Mar 04, 2010
hmmmmmm
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by parki: 1:23am On Mar 04, 2010
all these nairaland babes wowo, true story

if u fink i am lying ask them to post their pix
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by kesterchuk(m): 10:14am On Mar 04, 2010
hw are we guys smiley

Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by dani1luv: 5:52pm On Mar 04, 2010
flexystar:

Nairalanders: Dani we want Ben 10 to be d only moderator


Dani 1 luv: I cant hear from dis side
Get a Life tongue
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Lolajoy(f): 11:49pm On Mar 04, 2010
parki:

all these nairaland babes wowo, true story

if u fink i am lying ask them to post their pix
[/quote
Okay then

Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by flexystar(f): 11:22am On Mar 05, 2010
Kunbee:

Eh en so Is that why you are posting it thrice
kingbee, i believe its ur bee like face dat blocked my text in getting thru dats why i have to send it again and again in fact does it box u if i fill dis page wit it?
dani1luv:

Get a Life tongue
get dead tongue.
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Kunbee: 12:04am On Mar 06, 2010
flexystar:

kingbee, i believe its your bee like face dat blocked my text in getting thru dats why i have to send it again and again in fact does it box u if i fill dis page wit it?


Since i am a mod here i like seeing this orderly, thats all cool
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by flexystar(f): 12:06pm On Mar 06, 2010
congrat then
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by flexystar(f): 12:21pm On Mar 06, 2010
congrat then
who dey block me angry
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by chibest5(m): 12:55pm On Mar 06, 2010
na only God go help that fada shocked
Re: Papa Ejiro And The Priest: Lwkmd by Kunbee: 11:38pm On Mar 06, 2010
Abi o

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