vicfuntop:
A million dollar a night Escort won't even fall for that cheap line. What the hell is @ I don't breathe ordinary air" Well since you said it's 2go, I am not surprised.

come on. its an exaggeration to make you laugh. no one actually uses those lines.


try to have fun a bit please.

makydebbie:
Really? That's cool.

I owe you one

NevetsIbot:
I owe you one

Thanks dear.

NevetsIbot:
forming.... I was and is still a pro at it... only when necessary tho.

I had this ex then who jilted me way back then cos I was kind of a boring douche bag and didn't bang her.. me sef sabi. about two years later.. coming from church and looking dope...I reached my house only to find out she attended the church by my place and she was outside. instead of going in.... I decided to rub it in her face that the dude don chop up... I walked past her into the next street.... last last sha. I ended up walking for up to a kilometre under the hot sun. right now... no time for those yeye stress on top girl.



after forming rich mans son for one Ondo girl for my side here. I overhyped myself on 2go then. fwhat didn't I say? ion wear clothes twice... ion breathe ordinary air. I have a personal maid in my dads mansion. they bathe for me like Akeem in Coming to America..... all that forming Na. only for this babe to mistakenly see me in a baggy trouser... those tee shirts your mum picks for you so you can use in the next ten years as you grow. those big like canopy tee shirts... I was wearing one with the bald head I was carrying about..... mumsi wicked die...... she was like "Are you not Stephen on 2go?" with that crazy smile. We all know Ondo girls can yab.


shame caught my generation ontop my matter.

lalasticlala and seun... comman tell us your story

kikikikikiki

second one though

NevetsIbot:


come on. its an exaggeration to make you laugh. no one actually uses those lines.


try to have fun a bit please.

It's not about having fun. You created a thread that should have honest answers. How would I have known yours was an exaggeration

vicfuntop:


It's not about having fun. You created a thread that should have honest answers. How would I have known yours was an exaggeration

you sense of humour is somehow honestly. I was simply buttressing my points by exaggerating.

NevetsIbot:
haha. thanks. glad I made a smile appear appear on that face. �

I saw what you did there

LoRdCaT:
I saw what you did there

makydebbie:

Sponge Bob smarty-pants.. You saw it too right?

LoRdCaT:
Sponge Bob smarty-pants.. You saw it too right?

Yea I did. some people are just savage.

makydebbie:
Yea I did. some people are just savage.

Lol. Coded savagery.

LoRdCaT:
Lol. Coded savagery.

Honestly.

I never bother about my ex because

NevetsIbot:



holy moly..... I would have resigned if I were you.

resign ke?
And cos of a lady too

i shoulda resigned when finding a job in dis naija is way difficult than finding a virgin olosho

Spending money on females like money was going out of fashion them chop me and call me mugu like Osuofia

I gat no time for such

using all the savings in my account to do birthday.. what pained me most was that she eventually couldnt make it to the party.

four yes ago I regret telling my girl frnd my SALARY AMOUNT.

op I need this lol

Really interesting.

The 14 year old me was trying to form American lover for this girl. . .chei. . .I waited under the rain for her for 30 minutes and in the end she still didn't show up. Lol. All I did was get myself sick for a girl that didn't give a hoot about me. I'm still a hopeless romantic though. It's the reason I'm single. I just haven't found a girl with the right character

I was forming saint Michael for one bae only for the bae to catch me a week later with my goons drinking Hennessy and Red label that feel like disappearing into thin air

AnonyNymous:
The 14 year old me was trying to form American lover for this girl. . .chei. . .I waited under the rain for her for 30 minutes and in the end she still didn't show up. Lol. All I did was get myself sick for a girl that didn't give a hoot about me. I'm still a hopeless romantic though. It's the reason I'm single. I just haven't found a girl with the right character

You being single is as a result of your excessive emotional psychology which somewhat shows how emotional you are to the opposite sex. Henceforth, never devote your 100% mind to any lady, moreover, be busy with your life. If I'm right, you must be an introvert. If yes, try to meet people (strangers) by smiling and seeking their opinions toward things. With that you will surely move out of your comfort zone. Finally, never attach too much importance to any lady until you are married. Gracias

NevetsIbot:



holy moly..... I would have resigned if I were you.

In this economy??

NevetsIbot:


holy moly..... I would have resigned if I were you.

resigned ke!! he just had to carry the cross.

Am Done Doing Favours for people.

It's only feckboys that show off, real men don't have such time!

The fact is I was stupid and I think I know...
It was one Victoria o. The bae was on her own gegely until I started making moves. Fortunately, the bae agreed. Unfortunate me! I thought money runs relationships, I spent until I went flat, although for good reason as she did claimed. Lesson learnt; girls are way smarter, in your eyes, they see their next move, so just come clean and accept the "rebuke or embrace".

sunshineR:
work as an accountant at total E&P nig ltd

saw a random lady and after talking, and exchanging numbers we chatted on whatsapp and i told her i work as a top reservoir engr there not knowing the bae's uncle is one of them top men and she was to be hired soon and put in a higher position than i am

shiii was embarrassing ehn.........we still friends though even shes like my boss too

Ororo no fit be crude oil

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