divineRx:
i'm from delta state

Wow.. me too, which part ?

thewin005:
I thank God for yesterday's (19/09/2017) big win and big Congratulations to everyone that participated in yesterday's big win. Settle your debts today and thank me later.
See images below for more..

just two games?

IamLEGEND no go kill person walahi

seunny4lif:

Okada oya stop me here
i said stop
im outside ooooh

lol..... U sure u got my address ryt? Can't see u here o

HERSLEY:
lol..... U sure u got my address ryt? Can't see u here o

After digging it raw.
She calls and like :Cassyrooy I missed my period.

Me:

She let a brother smash for the first time and later sent a text, 'Cassyrooy you were very good and I'd like us to hit it again.

Me running to tell my peeps.

After you spilled your seeds after just 2mins into the game and her friend comes visiting.

What to do:

When both of you are beginners and you have to kiss for the first time.
Lawd!

He pleaded only the tip will go in and it ain't be painful.


Before and after photos.

BraniacX:
like say you no know

If i did, I wouldn't have asked

Divay22:

If i did, I wouldn't have asked

I'm neither your teacher nor boyfriend(s)(ex or current) take the meme to them and tell them you don't understand it so they'll sit up and do a better job on you

BraniacX:
I'm neither your teacher nor boyfriend(s)(ex or current) take the meme to them and tell them you don't understand it so they'll sit up and do a better job on you

You're not worth the trouble

Divay22:

You're not worth the trouble

bwahahahahaha don't wanna be worth nada much less any trouble to you in the first place
You think say you smart abi ?
Na my mouth you wan take first hear say headmaster mama don die abi?

BraniacX:
bwahahahahaha don't wanna be worth nada much less any trouble to you in the first place
You think say you smart abi ?
Na my mouth you wan take first hear say headmaster mama don die abi?

Oya carry your wahala and go

Y'all b acting like sex is a big deal....

janey1984:
which umunocha. is it awka etiti own

Yea. You know d villa?

msylva2147:
even your face looks like the Iron itself

Check yourself well before attempting to yab another

TonyeBarcanista:

Repent or I arrange this chick for you

DAMN, THIS SHAPE IS JUST LIKE OUR NIGERIAN ENGLISH "COME AND BE GOING!"

I don't know

IamLEGEND1:
When you about about to pull out but she hook your yansh with her legs at the last second ... Now you're just laying there, reevaluating your life and your future kid's.

.
People plenty for Nairaland. Dis guy fit be pastor pickin

Divay22:

Oya carry your wahala and go

With your okpolo eyes abi?

BraniacX:

With your okpolo eyes abi?

Lol

Divay22:

Lol

you no dey sleep? Abi you be nightwalker?

BraniacX:
you no dey sleep? Abi you be nightwalker?

I dey find who i go recruit for my wicht this night
Wee you accompany me?

Divay22:

I dey find who i go recruit for my wicht this night
Wee you accompany me?

witch fit recruit devil himself? Levelz pass levelz

BraniacX:
witch fit recruit devil himself? Levelz pass levelz

Na mouth win am

Divay22:

Na mouth win am

boss na boss, besides your swag no fit reach my lieutenant own, check am nau

BraniacX:
boss na boss, besides your swag no fit reach my lieutenant own, check am nau

You sure didn't know
What a man can do a woman can do better..

Divay22:

You sure didn't know
What a man can do a woman can do better..

not this one, not thus time the only time when woman dey boss me na when i just want her to feel in charge and hsppy

BraniacX:
not this one, not thus time the only time when woman dey boss me na when i just want her to feel in charge and hsppy

Shebi i tell you say make you carry your wahala and go
Good night bro