tosyne2much:
You're not far from the truth my brother

NYSC NONSENSE MUST BE SCRAPPED! ITS OF NO IMPORTANCE

tosyne2much:
That's true true, you can't associate with everybody but remember that those who are socially isolated have little chances of becoming successful

Dis is so untrue.

bjhaid:
haha, I'm not talking of total isolation, I'm just trying to say there's no point in being in terms with someone you can't reason together or have an intelligent conversation with

That's true sha. There are some people you just have to put them where they belong

I'm guilty of number 2...Thank God I've learnt my lesson.. albeit the hard way

tosyne2much:
Are you implying that I'm too young to serve in 1995?

u wey dem never born 4 1995?

fabulousfortune:
Dis is so untrue.

Remember I said they don't stand a better chance than their socially active counterparts

tosyne2much:
Remember I said they don't stand a better chance than their socially active counterparts

Lol.... anyway it's ur opinion tho

The part wey get my attention na that girlfriend snatching part, na so playboy corpses go dey roam upandan looking babea to f**k.

Not going for cds. God they need to scrap this useless scheme

orshaw:
I'm guilty of number 2...Thank God I've learnt my lesson.. albeit the hard way

Hope that didn't make you graduate into a member or IPOB or Afonja?

Those married corpers sleeping around.....

me self coper self speechless

fabulousfortune:
Lol.... anyway it's ur opinion tho

I may be wrong though

tosyne2much:
But the same 19, 800 is enough to buy bottles of beer and chase women abi?

I didn't say that...if someone wants to womanize then they need extra monies...bros you no go drink tea again?? Habaa..let's be fair na

birdsview:
I didn't say that...if someone wants to womanize then they need extra monies...bros you no go drink tea again?? Habaa..let's be fair na

Na true sha. Men must drink tea too

otitokoroleti:
u wey dem never born 4 1995?

Ahn ahn Na so you think say I young reach ni?

tosyne2much:
Ahn ahn Na so you think say I young reach ni?

just kidding

WrathOfHadez:


So tosney, you served in 1995? I don't believe it.

Anyways, number 6 caught me:
While at the orientation camp at Agwu in Enugu state, we went on an idle stroll to sea the village stream behind the camp. It was a little bit far and windy covered with dense vegetation and tiny footpath leading deep in to this scary looking stream.

On getting there, I brought out my mobile phone to take a picture of the stream and behold, the villagers scooping water from the stream bed all shouted in alarm, some pleading that if I snap the stream the water would turn black immediately.

I didn't believe it until one pretty girl who looked and sounded educated and was home on holiday told it true.

When I turned to look around, every villager at the stream vicinity was still. Those carrying water on theor head paused, waiting; those scooping water from the stream were frozen midway and those coming down the slope were all still. I knew it was serious then .

A part of me wanted the adventure and the experience but another part, looking at the faces of these villagers, knew I would have more than the wrath of their gods to deal with .

Can you imagine? Some of these things sound like superstitions but believe me, they happen for real

Emmyk:
Some of these happy to just anybody. #EkitiKopa#

Ekiti kopa also

Wch local govt?

tosyne2much:
E don tey nah egbon

Good evening bros, you said you serve 95?

No vex Senior brother.

sacluxisback:

Good evening bros, you said you serve 95?
No vex Senior brother.

Don't mind me jawe bro

Will learn from this as a potential corper.. just help me beg ASUU to release us to write our final exams and defend project nitori olorun

tosyne2much:
Can you imagine? Some of these things sound like superstitions but believe me, they happen for real

Looks fictitious but it's so true. Didn't want to believe it until I looked at the faces of those people. Some were even pleading.

This is honestly uncalled for..

ofuonyebi:

This is honestly uncalled for..

How do you mean?

Who Ync don epp for this country after they finish serving

Anytime I hear NYSC na Ekaite dey always come my mind.
The babe duped me very well during my service year@ Akwa-ibom.
The only thing I enjoy na sex, I sex soortey I lean like buhari back home.

But Tosyne2much neva you pretend here, almost every guys did one or two of the points listed by you.

bjhaid:
that #19800 is still something o that's if you're wise

for those that served in villages, even if u save 2k every month....dats 24k after ur service year....lol

Nedfed:
Anytime I hear NYSC na Ekaite dey always come my mind.
The babe duped me very well during my service year@ Akwa-ibom.

The only thing I enjoy na sex, I sex soortey I lean like buhari back home.


But Tosyne2much neva you pretend here, almost every guys did one or two of the points listed by you.

Hehehe bad man

jubrealguy:
for those that served in villages, even if u save 2k every month....dats 24k after ur service year....lol

E get some places wey dem go post you wey be say you no fit save shishi. E.g Delta, Portharcourt, etc

WrathOfHadez:


So tosney, you served in 1995? I don't believe it.

Anyways, number 6 caught me:
While at the orientation camp at Agwu in Enugu state, we went on an idle stroll to sea the village stream behind the camp. It was a little bit far and windy covered with dense vegetation and tiny footpath leading deep in to this scary looking stream.

On getting there, I brought out my mobile phone to take a picture of the stream and behold, the villagers scooping water from the stream bed all shouted in alarm, some pleading that if I snap the stream the water would turn black immediately.

I didn't believe it until one pretty girl who looked and sounded educated and was home on holiday told it true.

When I turned to look around, every villager at the stream vicinity was still. Those carrying water on theor head paused, waiting; those scooping water from the stream were frozen midway and those coming down the slope were all still. I knew it was serious then .

A part of me wanted the adventure and the experience but another part, looking at the faces of these villagers, knew I would have more than the wrath of their gods to deal with .

This is true, although I didn't serve at awgu. But one if our field trips while still in school was at awgu. They don't allow the use of camera to take photos of their stream/spring. Not because it turned black but because its reported that you will be cursed. Also you are not allowed to fetch water putting on a footwear at any stream in awgu. There is a big hole that was hollowed from a Hill, the villagers believed a myth that it was a big snake that drilled that hole and lived there. Within that area was found bitumen, they believed these snakes excreted the so called black things (bitumen) ,lol. A hole that they all feared to enter is the same hole a white man coming for research entered and came out with nothing happening,lool
Well Awgu where the camp is located is even open, my fieldtrip was deeper than awgu. Deep into the remote parts, I have never seen a village so remote as that in my life.

- No water closet
- No borehole
- No power line.

It was completely remote! I dunno how I survived the few days there for Field trip,lol

tosyne2much:
That's true sha. There are some people you just have to put them where they belong

Oga, your points are noted. But looking at point 7, wetin pack of condoms dey find for ya bag too? Abi na balloon wey yu wan use decorate ya room?