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Police arrested you and collected your phone, a txt msg came in saying; "Abeg if U dey come buy one AK-47 nd 4Bullets make we take do nyt things".
How do U explain to the police that Ur friend meant a Vodka(AK-47) nd 4 Energy drinks (Bullets).
To make matters worse, Ur friend's name is ROBERT but U saved it as ROB-1
What will you do to convince a Nigerian Policeman?
Pls help me answer this...