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| Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 9:23am On Sep 20, 2017 |
Hello FAM..this is like the continuation from my former book of jokes (Jarizod book of jokes) Feel free to post any joke you gat..funny or not, we'll still help you to laugh  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:24am On Sep 20, 2017 |
 Lemme book this space and pull out all my jokes from my archieve  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 9:25am On Sep 20, 2017 |
You have 4k, instead of you to buy Eba Igbo with small coke, you carry the money enter BET9JA shop to play visual, dem come chop you remain #50, you come take the money buy 4 coaster biscuit with 1 sachet of water come dey eat for one corner.. You dey talk say na one mama for your village dey do you, my brother walai no be that mama ooooo, Na AFOWOFA, #receivesense 3 Likes |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:07am On Sep 21, 2017 |
*Laughter Therapy* While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life". Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"  ?Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out! Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse?? -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life… -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Son: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!” -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.” -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! -x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes….. She hugged him immediately. ----- Share to make others smile...laughter works like medicine! 5 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 1:20am On Sep 27, 2017 |
6 baffling facts... the last one will shock you! 1. NEPA/PHCN uses generator in their offices and if you doubt me ask Alhaji Oreku Ganiyu or you ask Temitope Lateefat or you ask Saadu Surajudeen 2. The chairman of Okada union drives an SUV. 3. The CEO of Tecno uses an iPhone. 4. The CEO of Innoson drives a Range Rover. 5. The Nigerian Police use chain on their generator to prevent theft. 6. The President of Nigeria lives in London Good morning my good people. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 8:12pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
LAUGH SMALL !!! A man sent a message to his wife 1st: *Husband's sms:* "Honey please wash those clothes I brought out of d wardrobe". *#no reply* *Husband's 2nd sms:* "And pls cook my favorite soup so I can eat coz am damn hungry" *#no reply* *Husband 3rd sms:* "Darling, Im promoted and given 2 return tickets (me and u) to America and Dubai plus all expenses covered for 3months" *Wife:* "Are u Serious?" *Husband:* "No, i just wanted to be sure u got all the previous messages!" 3 Likes |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 8:14pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
From my old book of jokes..I love this one REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DONT GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGES Some village old women are too much. Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation. "Good morning Maama." Old woman "Morning, *Is this not Chinedu the son of Ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to Chioma the daughter of the jackfruit seller who fell from a jackfruit tree while staring at the buttocks of Nannozi the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the Musoga from the neighbouring village.. is it not ur grandfather Mzee Katende that died of madness? Eh, so you have grown so big?" 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 9:15pm On Oct 03, 2017 |
Long ago I usually disturb my neighbors by pressing their door bell and run away Till it got faulty and I touched it, and it shocked me. I decide it Wont be only me that will get the electric shock. So I called my short friend Abu to press the bell. He was not able to reach so I carried him up Hmmn, what happened changed my life.. Since then I have never touch anything bell again.. Cow bell, door bell, church bell, house bell, school bell, even jingle bell, jingle bell,.... I don't sing it. I don't even like the name Annabel, Mabel and Christabel again... Because the fear of bell is the beginning of long life.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Lionpikin(m): 12:09pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
Cool bro, I followed your chronicles of jokes, pls keep it up 1 Like |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:13am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Lionpikin: Hey dude, I'm the owner of CHRONICLES JOKES and not BoyHuncho. you can check the moniker for confirmation. he was the one in charge of JARIZOD'S BOOKS OF JOKES And beside below is the link to CHRONICLES OF JOKES. I've updated it. https://www.nairaland.com/3561470/chronicles-jokes |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:15am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Nice one BoyHuncho. What happened to your former account and why did you leave JARIZOD'S BOOKS OF JOKES. |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:17am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Ladies that where gucci pant of 100k and bro is telling you to sit down well with you lap close . Uncle wait y will she close her leg eh don't you see that she is wearing a pant of 100k . Aunty don't mind him open it wider , even spread it very well . No i say spread it so that it will be larger than rumors . Oya wait lemme be going 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:18am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Witchcraft is when you enter shoprite . Eat, watch movies, buy items and so on . Now it reach to pay with your atm and you remember that you forgot it at home . O boi eh ..... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 3:04am On Oct 05, 2017 |
preciousuweh: Thanks boss.. I deactivated the account |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Lionpikin(m): 7:27am On Oct 05, 2017 |
preciousuweh:I am sorry sir, bt anyway, you guys are doing a great job putting smiles on people‘s faces, may you also have reasons to always laugh. pls keep it up 1 Like |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 10:27am On Oct 05, 2017 |
CAN'T LAUGH ALONE!!! Dtz how i saw my neighbour fighting his friend. But some people can be very annoying shaa... How would you borrow somebody's cloth and then slim-fit it? 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:37pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
Lionpikin: Awwwwww. thanks Bro. I really appreciate it. 1 Like |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:38pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
BoyHuncho:K |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 1:25pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by AyamConfidence(m): 6:26pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
BoyHuncho:I've read this joke like a thousand times and every time I can't hold the laughter... Just too funny 1 Like |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by alligatorswerve: 7:51am On Oct 06, 2017 |
Lionpikin:why beg him. Even the chronicles of joke, na copy and paste. Just dumb nursery humor. Thrash 2 Likes |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
#Old_but_gold #oldjoke ~Be careful who prints your wedding cards!~ A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a wedding card but he made a mistake by not including the "1" before John so he printed John 4:18. 1John 4:18 says" There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears" But John 4:18 says" For "You have had five husbands before and he whom you have now is not your husband " 2 Likes |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 1:37pm On Oct 07, 2017 |
If you think money is the only thing that changes people, its obvious you haven't come across a person in charge of food and drinks at weddings or funerals. 1 Like |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by donblade85555(m): 2:56pm On Oct 07, 2017 |
Nice jokes. you can post/view more jokes on the site on my signature below |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:49pm On Oct 07, 2017 |
That moment when you join a porn group on Facebook and find that your dad is one of the Admins. Gbese re o 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 5:26pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
Bisi is finished! ! ! See how it happened...Bisi had an unknown caller and d following conversation took place. Bisi: Hello. Unknown caller: Do u have a bf? Bisi: Yes of course Unknown caller: Ehn ehn so u have bf abi. Its ur dad, you'll meet me at home. U will tell me when u started growing horns. Minutes later another Unknown caller called... Bisi: Hello. Unknown caller: Do u have a bf? Bisi: No. Unknown caller: I see u dnt luv me. Its me ur bf Bisi: Ehhhhh swthrt i'm so sorry. I thought it was ma stupid dad. Unknwn caller: Its still your dad, just wantd 2confirm if u had 1. Iku pa e leni, emi ni stupid dad abih?? Aye eh ti baje loni...... 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by akraym(m): 5:43pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
See joke here Godmother: 5 Likes |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 4:33pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
That moment u enter a bus and see ur crush Thats not even the problem, the problem is that ur mother is lapping u 1 Like |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 8:56pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
[b] This has killed me!!!! In secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st Or 2nd to be called out. One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking " Guy wats up? And the teacher went on to the 80s And when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in math? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered......The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, "There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now... I FAINTED! Don't enjoy alone share it with friend... [/b] 2 Likes |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 7:11pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
[b] Etun wo eleyi o.. look at this o This question was asked on Twitter moments ago; "As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?" Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed......... 1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate.. 2. Why I come go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family. 3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi? 4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me. 5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm 6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman 7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I have too much experience please. Where can I apply? 8. Is it not just to open and close gate? GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start? 9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together. 10. Me that I will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat. [/b] 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by BoyHuncho(m): 7:46pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
No matter how bad u are,you are not useless. You could still be used as a bad example 1 Like |
| Re: Huncho's Book Of Jokes by HolyCityComedy(m): 3:44pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
watch what they did to this fake corper he lied to the girl that he is a corper but the girl caught him selling ice fish click on the link to watch and dont forget to subscribe for more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWejOYNMHTk |
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