The other day I had a good laugh after I received a call from a guy I’d once almost had a one nightstand with until I realized that he was about to penetrate with no condom…Eish that was a bummer and needless to say I got dressed, walked out on him and and stepped to my hotel room which was also on the same floor(blame it on work travel), the reason I was thinking about him was because this guy had called me saying he couldn’t get over that thing I did on him “down there” and wanted to find out if I could do it again because no other woman had done that to him and he just wanted me to finish what I started…I laughed it off, told him to go take a cold shower and take his wife to sex classes.

U probably wondering what exactly I did to that poor little rich soul and today I’m gonna let you in a little secret that guarantees that priceless moan from your man, it’s what I call the NUMBER8 and the IRONING BOARD. Number 8 is licking and sucking around his “tasty-curls” whilst making an 8 movement with your tongue, and the ironing board was something my late cousin shared with me and this is done by licking that (don’t know what to call it) but that line that starts near the buttocks and separates the “balls” with a not so wet tongue in up down movements like you ironing. And like most stuff she taught me, it works like a charm *Bless Her Soul*

Anyway ladies this isn’t about you just thought I’d share since I know ya’ll read anyway…I can’t help but think of Mary J Bliges “I’m Going Down” song right now and that’s because that’s exactly what we are about to dicuss.

The guy I lost my virginity to was an ass because there was nothing special about my 1st time but the guy after him *starts praying for a 1 night return* was king! He made it all special and this was by going down on me, what we call “muffing” he stuck his tongue in and out and sucked like it was he was taking his last breathe…oh Chineke (as the ibos put it) was devine!

After that experience a I started wanting every guy to do that to me and I started using that as a sign of whether he’s into me or not. I hated guys who wouldn’t go down and It was always my black brothers who refused and I still can’t understand why because they are the first people to take your head and shove down to the sticks! Damn anyway lets hope you guys reading this will be the difference.

The euphemism for muffing is “eating out” and I think that will be my IT word for now.



There is no right or wrong way to “eating out” but just in case you’re wondering what women want, here are a few tips:

Start by sucking her nipples and then move along down to her belly still sucking gently and while doing that slide a finger or two in that “eating area” just to make sure it’s moist and ready for you then start kissing her on her inner thighs and then gently suck on the vi jay jay lips, its makes me weak at the knees.
Move your tongue in circle like movements inside the “eating area” and then start licking as though you are trying to get something out of her vi jay jay. This experience is so good I swear I’d pay anyone who would be able to satify me thoroughly while doing that.
Remember guys, the same way you hate women who bite while giving you a Mouth Action is the same way women hate being bitten while you’re “eating out”
Avoid putting yourself in a situation like I did once, of going down on a person and getting pubic hair stuck in your teeth or mouth by encouraging your partner to mow the lawn…trust me you feel much fresher unless ofcourse it’s the 1st time you guys are doing the deed!
Always try and take a shower or bath together before doing this as both of you will be comfortable knowing that you’re “eating out” on a clean area.
And last but most definitely not the least, try using those foods like ice cream;chocolate let your girl watch you spread chocolate body paint or whipped cream around her “eating area” it”s always wonderful seeing a guy treat your body like a canvas and also it will make you licking It off a wonderful experience.
I know that this is not something a lot of people like doing but instead of wanting your girl to “singing on your mic” as my Xhosa friend from South Africa put it, surprise your girl by “eating out” it could just do wonders for your relationship! Just make sure you have no cuts around your mouth though. Safety First!!

Sorry, i couldnt read past the 'take his wife to intimacy' classes! He was married Ok, i'm out

Ohhhh!!! sorry, was having a blonde moment. Just re read and wanted to apoligise for my misunderstanding.

Amara, that is scary

@mbogo live a little

Can we discuss this privately

Ok

It is

wow! Thats the bomb. Learnt a thing or 2.

''eating out'' isn't so bad provided u know how to do it,also the chic has to have some hygiene down there

Of course that is the rule of the game for both parties

for real, ma babe bougth me a rolex watch
after i cclean her kini with ma mouth.

mmm. . .this is quite revealling. i guess i have learnt somfin new. . .that means i av got to update ma system. . .anyway thatnx. . .looking forward to more. . .

all this na theory jor

old fashioned. used to mouth wash when we were dating but now
we are married 'no more'

Nice

nice, be right back , let me go try it out.