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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by neutrotoba(m): 11:27am On Oct 07, 2017
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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by salt1: 11:27am On Oct 07, 2017
I don't really understand the book.

OK. I'm grandma
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by gabuzee(m): 11:28am On Oct 07, 2017
WTF!
End time book.
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by starchris(m): 11:31am On Oct 07, 2017
It's nothin na
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by YoungExec: 11:31am On Oct 07, 2017
The world has ended.
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by webbro007(m): 11:35am On Oct 07, 2017
DAT writer is a plague & perverts like buhari

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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by mrwonlasewonie: 11:36am On Oct 07, 2017
elvision1:


B is still for BALLS cheesy

besides she say when the grandma read am she no still understand.
The Author actually turned the characteristics peculiar to each animals to a humanlike sexual nature. He made it look like what 21st Century teens would say if they were such animals.
lol.get your mind out of the gutters.when you tell an 8 year old child b for ball,she is thinking of the kind of ball footballers play and not the terstees smiley

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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by LordReed(m): 11:37am On Oct 07, 2017
mrwonlasewonie:
Ok.let's accept it's mistake how can a writer write such sexually lewd writings with bad spellings knowing his readers are basically children of primary school age? What is the meaning of "rain on dem goes" for a child for goodness sakes

No more obi is a boy and simbi is a girl
No more a for Apple,b for ball?smh

The book is not for children!
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Tommy10g: 11:45am On Oct 07, 2017
this is fucking funny
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by alfanio(m): 11:47am On Oct 07, 2017
I am not understanding again ooh!
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by sisisioge: 11:51am On Oct 07, 2017
Holy smoke!

It's really an adult book.
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Nobody: 11:55am On Oct 07, 2017
grin
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by seunmohmoh(f): 11:55am On Oct 07, 2017
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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Fxwarrior: 11:56am On Oct 07, 2017
Xblink:
It doesn't also make sense for adults..... undecided

Can someone tell me any lesson learnt from the few pages seen...

Me: Sir I, Sir I, Sir I

Xblink: Yes Fxwarrior

Me: I learnt that.. Sir I learnt that rain gats fall on dem hoes mehn.

Xblink: embarassed

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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by seunmohmoh(f): 11:56am On Oct 07, 2017
dont act like u re nt impressed.bad gals and guys can relate to this

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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Sterope(f): 12:00pm On Oct 07, 2017
Apparently, the book was not written for kidssad. The writer did not make any mistake, he didn't intend for the book to be read for or by kids



mrwonlasewonie:
Ok.let's accept it's mistake how can a writer write such sexually lewd writings with bad spellings knowing his readers are basically children of primary school age? What is the meaning of "rain on dem goes" for a child for goodness sakes

No more obi is a boy and simbi is a girl
No more a for Apple,b for ball?smh
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by mrwonlasewonie: 12:00pm On Oct 07, 2017
jimohibrahim:



Hoes. Not goes
typo error itk

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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by mrwonlasewonie: 12:02pm On Oct 07, 2017
Sterope:
Apparently, the book was not written for kidssad. The writr did not make any mistake, he didn't intend the book to be read for/by kids



then what age bracket was it for? It wasn't specified there na
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by luminouz(m): 12:02pm On Oct 07, 2017
Iamnobody:
The horse part killed me. Imagine the mom bathing the boy and then he’s balls rise and he tells his momma ‘Don’t act like your not impressed’
Lmaooooooooooo
Ur fvcking crazyyyyyyyy!!!!!
grin grin grin
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by mrwonlasewonie: 12:07pm On Oct 07, 2017
LordReed:


The book is not for children!
what age specification was written on the book
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Sterope(f): 12:09pm On Oct 07, 2017
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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Sterope(f): 12:09pm On Oct 07, 2017
They do not specify age brackets on mills and boon books either. Not all books have age specification whether it is for adult or children. It is left for a discerning adult to know whether a book is child appropriate.


mrwonlasewonie:
then what age bracket was it for? It wasn't specified there na

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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Sanctecosma(m): 12:18pm On Oct 07, 2017
greatnaija01:

WHAT DA.... HOW CAN I UNSEE THIS..... The world as we once knew it has ENDED!!


Lol! So simple just find a way to dissociate your occipital lobe from olfactory lobe, that way, the former will only magnify only distorted images since the the later cannot interpret them. In otherwords, "isi anya-ocha" is the way out. Lol!
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by designVATExcel: 12:23pm On Oct 07, 2017
I don't get the objective of the book though.
The layout (pictures, content size) is clearly for kids, but the actually content is not appropriate.

What audience is this book targeted for, because it's not clear?

Forget grand ma, I could have made the same mistake.
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Nobody: 12:32pm On Oct 07, 2017
seunmohmoh:
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lol spacebooker spotted
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Bmaster(m): 12:33pm On Oct 07, 2017
it can b of use.grandma just shade the words and leave the pictures ...your six years grandchild will need them so.
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Bmaster(m): 12:36pm On Oct 07, 2017
chukige947:
Fortunately we all love money, lets do it again from same source and keep betting and keep on winning as you subscribe for your fixed matches...view details from won ticket
are u sure dis is no printed ticket.cos i see no reason y u would need people to pay u for a game,wen u can win 450,000 every weekend

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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by Nobody: 12:37pm On Oct 07, 2017
greatnaija01:

WHAT DA.... HOW CAN I UNSEE THIS..... The world as we once knew it has ENDED!!

The world ended on the 23rd of September. This is the end time one grin

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Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by thorpido(m): 1:08pm On Oct 07, 2017
Sterope:
Apparently, the book was not written for kidssad. The writer did not make any mistake, he didn't intend for the book to be read for or by kids



The writer is obviously a jerk.
How do you make a book that is colorful,with pictures drawn as cartoons with writings bold and peculiar to children books and put adult contents in it?
He's obviously a mischievous author.
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by seunmohmoh(f): 1:19pm On Oct 07, 2017
drunkcow:
lol spacebooker spotted
hey been looking for u
Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by StaffofOrayan(m): 1:22pm On Oct 07, 2017
Na wah ooo, it wasn't a kids book obviously !!!! if that didn't make you smile, my friend I pity your spouse

mrwonlasewonie:
Ok.let's accept it's mistake how can a writer write such sexually lewd writings with bad spellings knowing his readers are basically children of primary school age? What is the meaning of "rain on dem goes" for a child for goodness sakes

No more obi is a boy and simbi is a girl
No more a for Apple,b for ball?smh

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