I am Still confused why some people see it as a thing of shame to admit they just had a Fart, I don't know if it's against the constitution of the land or if the penalty for passing out toxic gas from your body is a life imprisonment.

I have dropped my bombs severally outside my comfort zone and got away with it but there were times I was confronted and I simply admit and said sorry. I am of the view that if some lies about a little and irrelevant thing as this, such person should not be trusted with anything. Maybe it's just me and my way of handling issues (but this should not be an issue!) because I know of people who wouldn't take it likely if they perceive and strange smell resulting from the gas passed out by the other person.

There was a time I was with my cousin and I felt the need to release my toxic but I wasn't in the mood to stand up from where I was and most importantly, I didn't want to take her unaware so I jokingly asked a corny question. I was surprised at her action, there and then I knew she would be so irritated if such happened because she gave instances of how she handled previous incidents that had to do with other people Farting in her presence. She also mentioned that she wouldn't tolerant such act from her boyfriend.

I have also heard of a person, who feels and assume girls don't Fart and has ended a relationship because a lady came to his house and felt the need to use the toilet, of course, she did! These instances are 100% true but crazy.

click to continue and watch hilarious streets view of this matter. http://www.classic9ija.online/2017/10/who-is-most-likely-to-fart-and-act-like.html

I don't think anyone have heard me fart before, yes, I'm secretive like that.

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I have a friend who farts loudly anywhere irrespective of the people present, I used to be really angry with him but after about 3yrs I got used to it and would just quietly leave the place when he does his shiit