Virgohills:
he will have a lawyer

Jakumo:
Structural engineers in the house, please enlighten laymen like me on this subject of using human cadavers as building materials.

First of all Nairaland's armchair architects would greatly appreciate any facts and figures detailing the tensile strength of human bones, when used as a substitute for iron rods during the construction of buildings, along with a comparative cost analysis of these two alternate building materials.

Secondly, we would be grateful to hear the learned opinion of any forensic pathologists who grace the Nairaland forum, regarding the question of how long it takes for a fresh human cadaver to decay down to its skeletal components, when enclosed in solid concrete in the context of inclusion as part of a building foundation.

Urgently too, we make this clarion to all legal luminaries who peruse the Nairaland forum, seeking their learned opinions on the subject of using human cadavers as building materials to cut costs and protect the environment, particularly with respect to the NUMBER of corpses that will be contractually mandated as reinforcing material, per square meter of poured concrete in both residential and commercial buildings.

Finally, now that Nigerian Corporate Affairs Commission in the capital city Abuja has formally recognized Skull Mining as a legitimate, NATIONALLY syndicated and sustainable enterprise, readers of this forum will no doubt be grateful for any information that can be shared regarding sources of raw material for aspiring Skull Miners nationwide, who may be also considering the idea of diversifying into the building materials business as a side venture.

Thank you in advance and God Bless Nigeria.

Jakumo:
Structural engineers in the house, please enlighten laymen like me on this subject of using human cadavers as building materials.

First of all Nairaland's armchair architects would greatly appreciate any facts and figures detailing the tensile strength of human bones, when used as a substitute for iron rods during the construction of buildings, along with a comparative cost analysis of these two alternate building materials.

Secondly, we would be grateful to hear the learned opinion of any forensic pathologists who grace the Nairaland forum, regarding the question of how long it takes for a fresh human cadaver to decay down to its skeletal components, when enclosed in solid concrete in the context of inclusion as part of a building foundation.

Urgently too, we make this clarion to all legal luminaries who peruse the Nairaland forum, seeking their learned opinions on the subject of using human cadavers as building materials to cut costs and protect the environment, particularly with respect to the NUMBER of corpses that will be contractually mandated as reinforcing material, per square meter of poured concrete in both residential and commercial buildings.

Finally, now that Nigerian Corporate Affairs Commission in the capital city Abuja has formally recognized Skull Mining as a legitimate, NATIONALLY syndicated and sustainable enterprise, readers of this forum will no doubt be grateful for any information that can be shared regarding sources of raw material for aspiring Skull Miners nationwide, who may be also considering the idea of diversifying into the building materials business as a side venture.

Thank you in advance and God Bless Nigeria.