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daylae:

I'll pretend u don't know wat u're saying,cus u're under the influnce of alchohol! By the way,where's mr. 190?

190 would soon be here, he is actually searching his cash register to sort out the worst fifty naira to settle ur 2 EKE men ( police)

*odered boys to turn the place upside down in serch of 190*



*clears throat* people, em,pls no need to panic,as soon as were done here,we'll be gone,and be assured that the bar will re-open soon as the owner is doing everything to bring sanity to this place. Thank you!

meanwhile 190 escapes through the back door of the club and scales a fence!


destination: ivory coast!

benz190:

meanwhile 190 escapes through the back door of the club and scales a fence!


destination: ivory coast!

This bar conversations are very funny 190 is a wanted man everywhere he goes i pity him googles go soon leave an as he wan escape go ivory coast

^^

she is already waiting for me there~

infact na she advice me mak i come meet am 4 dia~


destination: Ivory coast!

I'll need to contact interpol for assistance on this 190 case! *looks around the deserted bar,and for the first time,had pity on ayetty because of her unyielding investment* well, am just doing my job!

daylae:

I'll need to contact interpol for assistance on this 190 case! *looks around the deserted bar,and for the first time,had pity on ayetty because of her unyielding investment* well, am just doing my job!

rhymes and 190 u too are too bad oo!

emph? why u chase them oo

hmmmmmm!!! where is d bartender plz

Im ready to sell this bar

for 250million naira

with a little renovation

things can pick up!

get back to me asap!!

Walks into the bar with a very fine Chick. . . .Hi Plat, been a while?(feigns his expression like he is unaware of her incarceration at EFCC net)
Me:Did U travel
Plat:Yeah
Me:hmmm. . .where?(xpecting her to tell a lie)
Plat:. . eh. eh. .um. .Um. .Paris. .
Me: lafs & luks at his female company and whispers softly in her ears, "she meant kirikiri"
Platsensing that I did't beliv her gist) quickly changed d topic. . "What do I get U?". . Lookin at my chick
MyChic: oh. . . Get me a bottle of smirnoff, that would do.
Me: Get me my Udeme
MyChicraising her eyebrows) who d hell is Udeme
Me:Women and their insecurity, Plat biko get me my udeme jare!
Plat:*grins*. . . Dont mind him honey, he was referring to a bottle of stout. .
MyChic: calms down her nerves while she sips on her smirnoff
Me: . . Ehe jare Plat. . . whats up with 190?. .heard he's kinda on the run 4rm the authorities
Plat: *sighs*. . .let's not even talk about that criminal,emptied our bar and made away with our to God knows where. . Scheew
Me: . . Geez. . I thought it was all for the luv of d job. . So dat guy had an ulterior motive. .
Plat: i hope daylae and co catch him in his rathole
Me:. . Na wa O!!
Me:caressing my swithrt:"so honey, how waz Ur day at work 2day"
MyChic: was ok except for my boss who keepz giving me mix signals and i dont like d way he stares at my nyansh
Me: baby all i need is a go-ahead 4rm U and i will ve a talk wif him. .
MyChic: Baby 4get him, he is not worth the drama(running her fingers on my thighs)
Me:. . Hmmm. . (now my candy is charging up). . So swithrt what do U want me to do??
MyChicin a seductive voice). . .whispers softly in my earz. . "how abt using those strong hands on Me"
Me:hmmm. . wanna go to the VIP Section?
MyChic:ooohhh. . .i love it when U talk lyk dat,let's go baby!
We both stood up and made for the VIP . . .as the black eyepiece captures the mood with "i gat a feeling, that 2nyt is goina be a gudnyt. . .

@ayettymama 250m? That's a long con u're pulling here! Why sell the bar? Settle with the minister(kpolli)and your problem with abuja will be solved!

@190 u just dey change location like a girl changes cloth. . .night and day go still jam on day! *catches the next flight to accra after a futile huntdown of 190 in cotonou*

Rawswagga walks in nd anounced he posted a topice titled urgent help needed" plz lad nd gent plz ya'll go there nd help me out on dis issue plz is really urgent

190 gets to Ivory coast~
there is war there
changes destination to north Africa,

DJIBOUTI is the place~

Current Location: Djibouti!

**190 treks past 7 deserts**
he is nearly dying
till a nomad sees him,offers him water
190 keeps saying what kind of life is this~

Yeah man! I droped a piece already.

sell the bar? *brings out her blackberry & calls one of her heavy weights* alrite i ll let her know, same time friday she asks, thanks alhaji & hangs up


@ayettymama, u owe me big time, no more disturbances, goons ve been called off, so can we give this place a face lift just like it used to be, GIRLS WANNA VE FUN!!!!!!!!

[i]WOW, the bar has been renovated by experts and in a short time…
But the warning notice outside kept me laughing even after taking my first drink,
What a warning…[/i]It reads,
“Dogs, pets and anyone bearing the name of a car or Mercedes brand NOT ALLOWED 100 meters from HERE!!!!

@Rhymes-
I dont get to go to VIP?

@ayettymama

Nibo lo wa?
Go to the Ekiti thread on politics and reply me kia kia

nne_mak:

[i]WOW, the bar has been renovated by experts and in a short time…
But the warning notice outside kept me laughing even after taking my first drink,
What a warning…[/i]It reads,
“Dogs, pets and anyone bearing the name of a car or Mercedes brand NOT ALLOWED 100 meters from HERE!!!!

^^ DIES
u dey crace ooh~
seriously where is the owner of this bar~


@current location:
TANZANIA!

Madman walks in and kill everybody . .
End of Vero's Bar. . . . .hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hello gals: Abeg help me answer (HIC) why is it that men with the smallest Kini make the loudest noise(Hic)

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