The day i wont 4get is da day i fel frm stairs,though I wasnt injured but i hate dat da day

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the day I was born

The day I got my period

The day I won't forget was the day I had Jaundice and my eyes turned yellow.

the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!

ayettymama:

the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!

Did this once to retaliate for a friend that got slapped by her ex. Hmm, to be young and fearless!

Curious to know what set you off on him.

the gut thot he could do me anywho

i showed him se

khaki no be leather!!

the guy was even lucky- i was plannin to shank him

didnt have a knife!

ayettymama:

the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!

He's nt a Man jor! Y dnt U try it wiv me or Chris Brown?

noble_gas1:

He's nt a Man jor! Y dnt U try it wiv me or Chris Brown?

trust me hes a man was a public place so he cant beat me!!!

its rihanna chris brown can beat

if i was her i will have poked my fingers in his eyes in an attempt to gouge his eyeballs out!!

pls some women are absolutely not supposed to be messed wiv!!

ayettymama:

the gut thot he could do me anywho

i showed him se

khaki no be leather!!

the guy was even lucky- i was plannin to shank him

didnt have a knife!

You were lucky that the dude you slapped was a softy

he wasnt!!!

he's one of them lagos dudes

but he cant beat me it was his workplace

plus he can get arrested and risk gettin deported!!!

ayettymama:

trust me hes a man was a public place so he cant beat me!!!

its rihanna chris brown can beat

if i was her i will have poked my fingers in his eyes in an attempt to gouge his eyeballs out!!

pls some women are absolutely not supposed to be messed wiv!!

Realy? Did u actually See her face after she was mercilessly battered?

yes

he was DRIVING WITH ONE HAND AND BEATING HER WITH OTHER!!!

what kind of woman is THAT weak??

what was she doin with 2 of her hands??

kai- wen i offer u some sweet mr knuckles, steer the wheel anywho and jump out of the vehicle!!

lolz

ayettymama:

he wasnt!!!

he's one of them lagos dudes

but he cant beat me it was his workplace

plus he can get arrested and risk gettin deported!!!

Risk wetin?
The dude only has to claim self defence and he'll be alright.
Or do you expect him to sit down and look like a mugu while you beat him up?

[size=13pt]the day my bag fell in public and condoms fell out of it
peeps were giving me the knowing look. . . . . . like humph this one is a mobile sexx house
if only they knew i was coming from a youth seminar where they gave us all condoms
omo to say i was embarrased is an understatement o   [/size]

^^ hmmmm 'youth seminar'

keep decievin urselves!! why would u collect it if u dont need it?? lolz

@chick2pimp

seriously now?? after an employee finished beating a FEMALE customer

do u really think the company will give a shite why??

this is london! you should now how it works!!

obviously he wasnt lookin he was tryna hold me down

but im too quick!!- was givin him consecutive slaps

wen he reaches out to hold me again- ill jump back!! then lean forward and slap him 2ce again!!

lolz he actually held me on the floor in the end!! but wen he released me i jumped up and took hold of his trousers 'naija style'

kai see wetin i learn from naija!!!!

ayettymama:

^^ hmmmm 'youth seminar'

keep decievin urselves!! why would u collect it if u dont need it?? lol

Abi O! Its obvious dat she needed it!

this is london! you should now how it works!!

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and so wat? Phuck London!

obviously he wasnt lookin he was tryna hold me down

anoda proof dat he wasnt a smart arse!

but im too quick!!- was givin him consecutive slaps

OMG!!! U see wat i mean?

wen he reaches out to hold me again- ill jump back!! then lean forward and slap him 2ce again!!

Nw dis confirms it all dat he is a woman in man's clothing!

lolz he actually held me on the floor in the end!! but wen he released me i jumped up and took hold of his trousers 'naija style'

kai see wetin i learn from naija!!!!
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I bet u must feel lyk a powerful lady afta D incident.Lucky U!
Even D boxing star, {LAILA ALI} cant try it wiv me!

lolz

im not powerful im just here braggin!!

that day i was soo angry i acted on impulse

i almost bought hot cofee to pour on him!- i didnt have any change!!

kaii i dont even no where i get the wickedness from!!!

if anyone gave me a gun i wouldve shot him!!

i did actually regret it but its a fun story to tell!!

ayettymama:

^^ hmmmm 'youth seminar'

keep decievin urselves!! why would u collect it if u dont need it?? lolz

[size=13pt]and emm i dont remember writing that i dont need it
i just wont go outta my to get condoms
twas a seminar on HIV/AIDS we were all given. . . . .nd why should i reject it  
even if i dont need it i know tons of pple that do i coulda given them
so nobody is deceiving anybody in this case ma'am[/size]

trust me even if it was u u wont even no wat to do

imagine a girl u trust rushes up to u and slaps u consecutively??

b4 u hve a chance to retaliate she grabs hard at your balls??

woo u will forget all boxin skillz u have and try and calm the woman dwn!!!

googles:

[size=13pt]and emm i dont remember writing that i dont need it
i just wont go outta my to get condoms
twas a seminar on HIV/AIDS we were all given. . . . .nd why should i reject it
even if i dont need it i know tons of pple that do i coulda given them
so nobody is deceiving anybody in this case ma'am[/size]

lolz no pun intended gurl

ive just heard the 'seminar' story soo many times it plays like a song in my head!!

ayettymama:

trust me even if it was u u wont even no wat to do

imagine a girl u trust rushes up to u and slaps u consecutively??

b4 u hve a chance to retaliate she grabs hard at your balls??

woo u will forget all boxin skillz u have and try and calm the woman dwn!!!

Hmmm, Although u ve gat a point der & dats y am stil tryna figure owt his offence.If i may ask, wat did he do?

hehehehehehe



when im ready to confess why i hate all men ill let unno!

ayettymama:

hehehehehehe



when im ready to confess why i hate all men ill let unno!

"Nè pas possiblè".
HATE ALL MEN? Dnt tel me U av a -ve stereotype bowt men or do U?

no

lets just say to me a man is an accesory instead of a neccesaty

i dont need them for company

D day i wil neva 4get is 14 feb 2010.  I was surfin wit my phone and eatin akara and akamu, in 2 mins it fel insid d akamu, i switchd on my lappy and got odinga virus ,as i rose frm ma bed 2 get my anti virus, i kickd d screen. Angry wit maself i went 2 cal ma gf ,she told me she was ill dat she cldnt mak it. On ma way 2 d soft ware offic i saw ma gf smoochin wif ma dad in a garden bar. Was so angry i didnt slow down 2 climb a pothole and burst ma brain box. I got out of d car and flagd a taxi 2 a beer parlour 2 kool off, lo and behold mumsy wif alhaji, dads biz friend. Quickly left d place, Was so pissed i didnt luk left or rite b4 crosin d road and ended up in a hospital wit two broken ribs and a twistd toe. Hated every1 4 weeks. A Very HAPPY VAL. Twas.

^^^ up nollywood!

Yes, written by aqrius age. It did happen like dat. I ve neva gotten so angry in ma life.

Yes, written by aqrius age. It did happen like dat. I ve neva gotten so angry in ma life.

all the guys i've ever fancied are taken, the remaining are wastemans, pervert, players and ugly. no one truly cares for me but i know i will find love that will last soonish. the day i will never forget is everytime i find out: ohh he might be the one, he's single and my type but always turns out he doesnt want a relationship. jand guys = players