There are folks absolutely capable of going through extraordinary contorsions to extend courtesies and considerations to the ever expanding harem of President Buhari's officially protected persons (OPP).

You hear that Facebook is not a court. You hear that Facebook is a mob. You hear that the court of public opinion is evil. You hear that no OPP has been found guilty in a court of law of competent jurisdiction. They drone on and on and on, finding roses and the most expensive perfumes for Babachir Lawal, Maina, etc.

All well and good, abi? You can't possibly fault their submissions, abi?

Then they take a lunch break.

After lunch, they resume their Facebook trial of Dasuki, Saraki, Diezani...

Out of the window: everything, every logic they posted before lunch.

If you do not learn to read Facebook with a chuckle and a great sense of humour, you go kpeme o.