A private number rang my phone as at 2am. I woke up, picked the call and this was our conversation.
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Me: Hello? Who am i speaking to?
Caller: It's your friend from the UK.
(i remembered that common video about yahoo guys)
Me: which one of them are you?
Caller: Don't tell me you have forgotten me so soon.
Me: (chuckles) No i haven't but be specific.
Caller: Guess.
(Now this bros has a typical yoruba tone).
Me: Chucks?
Caller: Hahahah you got it correctly.
(As a legit igbo 'boy' full of igbo sense, i switched from english to igbo).
Me: Heeee Chuks kedu? Nna omego ezigbo odu o.
Caller: (Being smart enough) Hahahah you know we can't speak our local dialet here in UK in public.
Me: Oook thats true. How is UK?
Caller: UK is fine o. How is everyone?
Me: We are fine o. Baba life here no be beans o.
Caller: (Chuckles) Yeah i understand. See i sent you two phones and some money. I gave it to a friend of mine over here who was travelling back to give it to you.
Me: Ah! Thank you ooo.
Caller: Save this phone number, it is the phone number of the man, his name is Fred. (Then he called the number). Call him by 7am today so that you can collect the money and the items.
Me: Thanks alot bro. You too much.
(Fast forward till 7am).
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Me: (Flashed the number, he being so desperate, called)..
Me: Morning sir, am i speaking with Mr. Fred?

Fred: Yes.
Me: Sorry to flash you sir, i don't have enough airtime now and to get airtime will take a good effort from where am staying.
Fred: No problem, how can i help you?
Me: My friend by name Chuks who base in the UK sent me some money and two phones through you to give to me.
Fred: Oh yes, he told me. But the problem is, i am in Kaduna. Uhmmm you know what? Send me 5k so that i can end it through way-bill. Where do you stay?
Me: Aba. But sir, i don't have any money now, thats why Chucks sent me that money. Ok see what will happen, use your money and process the way-bill, send the phones and collect your share from the money Chucks gave you.
Fred: You are stupid. (Ends call)
Me. Hahahahahahahahahahah.

lame

I cant read someone shld help me read..