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You wear makeup but still look like a vampire, my sister thats what we call Adding salt to an injury��
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• Some girls know you are broke, yet they will get pregnant and tell you they have good news for you.. whats good about the news��
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• My sister if your baby knows how many old men sucked those breast, she'd prefer porridge��
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• Women who can Cook can be so dramatic, u find her wearing an Apron just to boil water��
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• This black lipstick is not for every lady, some of u end up looking like dogs or traditional healers
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• One Ibadan girl has been singing since morning "Shawa kote see kote" Instead of "Yawa go dey see gobe"
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• Something bothers me, those girls who go to night clubs wearing crop Tops and leggings, were do they put their money?
Ahbi dem no get money??
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• So u deleted ur bibble App to download Snapchat, I hope u also download a filter that can reduce the heat temperature inside Hell??��
• Sister you are not Rihanna, wear bra and stop showing us that breast that are pointing at your shoes��
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• Girl: Dad, whats better? To pass or to fail?
Dad: To pass obviously!
Girl: oh my God! You'll be proud of me cos I passed my pregnancy text...
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19 ways to fix your wife - when she is falling apart!
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Your wife can be dying in silence while still performing her wifely duties. You will need to know her to know when she needs to be fixed.
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When a woman is always moody, cries a lot, yells on Children, can easily sleep or sleeps a lot, she may be battling with something you are not careful enough to see.
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A real man will not allow his wife to fall apart without fixing her and making her better and happy.
If you discover your wife is falling apart, watch out and fix the following:
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1. CHECK IF YOU ARE THE PROBLEM
You might be her problem, but out of her respect and love for you, she may not tell you. Ask, let her talk sincerely
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2. BE AWARE OF HER RESPONSIBILITIES
Get to know how her work load is killing her. Regardless of whether she stays at home or goes to work, do you know what she does all day? If you don’t, ask her. Her to-do list is probably overflowing with tasks that far outweighs her time and energy.
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3. BE APPRECIATIVE
Be mindful of her needs and appreciative of her sacrifices. The work a woman does at home can be too common that nobody will appreciate her for them, this can be killing her. Appreciate your wife
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4. GET INVOLVED BEFORE SHE BURNS OUT
Don’t just be appreciative, but get involved. The best time to begin helping your wife is now. Don’t wait until she breaks down to offer a helping hand.
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5. GET MACHINE
Get all the machine needed for her work at home (the ones you can afford)...
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