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Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by simeonval: 10:25am On Mar 26, 2010
benedictac

go for ur dreams becos u can reach them, the more u go the further u know
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by SUKKIE(m): 10:27am On Mar 26, 2010
PhD School of Hardknocks- Over 20yrs experience !
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by igboboy1(m): 10:43am On Mar 26, 2010


IGWE ONE

EZE NKE ASABA

NZE 'N' OZO

EBUBE DIKE II

SENIOR BROS OF IGWE OCHA
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by lovemoi2(f): 10:45am On Mar 26, 2010
bachelors in pussylogy 

masters in dickanatomy

phd in ashawo studies

wink wink wink

still working on how to be a creative LovePeddler studies
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by yahoo2(m): 10:47am On Mar 26, 2010
@Benedictac, thats not my qualification o. It sure is some people's credentials though!
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by beingme(f): 10:51am On Mar 26, 2010
lovemoi2:

bachelors in pussylogy

masters in dickanatomy

phd in ashawo studies

thanks dude. at least u have qualifications . how many of those shows off qualifications has taken nigerian to a higher ground? qualifications that can't make a u reallonaire and a million but a street job hawker
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Nobody: 11:07am On Mar 26, 2010
Masters in SEX education,
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by SuRiUno: 11:55am On Mar 26, 2010
GCE O/L 6 O levels - Maths(A1), English(A2), Physics(A1), Chemistry(A1), Biology(A1), Economics(A3)
GCE A/L 3 A levels - Physics(A), Chemistry(A), Biology(A)

MBBS - University of Ibadan (UCH) With Distinction in Obstetrics and Pediatrics
Post Graduate Medical training: Imperial College School Of Medicine, UK (Advanced Training in Pediatric Emergency Medicine)

MRCOG (Member Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists)
MRCPCH (Member Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health )

Current Position: Specialist Registrar, Paediatrics and Neonates
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Nobody: 12:03pm On Mar 26, 2010
hi am a PILOT With PPL, CPL, AND ATPL
i have 40,500 hours of flight time in my log book,
and also have a B.Sc in Sociology.

i need a job from any good Nigerian Airline.
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by igboboy1(m): 12:07pm On Mar 26, 2010
lovemoi2:

bachelors in pussylogy 

masters in dickanatomy

phd in ashawo studies

wink wink wink

still working on how to be a creative LovePeddler studies

na woman dey talk like this? Chai , chineke me' walahai i swear Nigerian girls una don spoil finish, nevertheless i like your qualifications grin
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Nobody: 12:43pm On Mar 26, 2010
SuRiUno:

GCE O/L 6 O levels - Maths(A1), English(A2), Physics(A1), Chemistry(A1), Biology(A1), Economics(A3)
GCE A/L 3 A levels - Physics(A), Chemistry(A), Biology(A)

MBBS - University of Ibadan (UCH) With Distinction in Obstetrics and Pediatrics
Post Graduate Medical training: Imperial College School Of Medicine, UK (Advanced Training in Pediatric Emergency Medicine)

MRCOG (Member Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists)
MRCPCH (Member Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health )

Current Position: Specialist Registrar, Paediatrics and Neonates

Good for you, maybe some ignoramus will now know not every Nig medical doctor is a security guard abroad
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by woye77: 12:49pm On Mar 26, 2010
Pastor, BL LLB (Hons) grin grin
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by candylips(m): 1:11pm On Mar 26, 2010
SuRiUno:

GCE O/L 6 O levels - Maths(A1), English(A2), Physics(A1), Chemistry(A1), Biology(A1), Economics(A3)
GCE A/L 3 A levels - Physics(A), Chemistry(A), Biology(A)

MBBS - University of Ibadan (UCH) With Distinction in Obstetrics and Pediatrics
Post Graduate Medical training: Imperial College School Of Medicine, UK (Advanced Training in Pediatric Emergency Medicine)

MRCOG (Member Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists)
MRCPCH (Member Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health )

Current Position: Specialist Registrar, Paediatrics and Neonates


you try. cool

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Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by SuRiUno: 1:17pm On Mar 26, 2010
LOL, @wwheelz, you are correct, not every Nigerian professional abroad is a Security Guard or a Taxi Driver, all my colleagues I am in contact with that we went to medical school together in Nigeria are either in the UK or USA, and they are all doing very well in their respective medical specialty, even one of my mentors, also like a senior brother to me back in the days studied Medicine @ OAU Ife Medical school, he is a top Heart Specialist/Cardiologist in New York, his name is Oluyemi Badero, he was named as one of the foremost black Heart Specialists in NewYork a couple of years ago,
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by SuRiUno: 1:22pm On Mar 26, 2010
Check out the link below, this guy makes you proud to be a Nigerian, I aspire to be like him,

http://www.greatifealumni.org/2004awards3.asp
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by teeluv(m): 1:25pm On Mar 26, 2010
NECO
failed

part of the 98% that failed,
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by candylips(m): 1:30pm On Mar 26, 2010
SuRiUno:

Check out the link below, this guy makes you proud to be a Nigerian, I aspire to be like him,

http://www.greatifealumni.org/2004awards3.asp

Wow he is an inspiration . . . 9 solid yrs in post grad. wow impressive
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Sagamite(m): 2:01pm On Mar 26, 2010
Oshodi, Oshodi, Oshodi o

Bariga ma wole o

Hold change, I no get any change

Na N50 naira flat, I beg hold your change o

Sister move na, na 4 people they sit for that side o

If you no go pay for that pikin, make you carry am for lap, my eye tranga today

Fine girl how na?

You fine o

Wetin be your number, nna, I go marry you o

Mayrilaa bo le

Bros you never pay, wey ya money

Oshodi, Oshodi, Oshodi o

Isolo wo le

Na 3 seat I get

Carry ya change o, Oshodi na N40

I no get change today, and I no go dey speak Inglish with you

Oga student, you come dress like professor, wey your change?

Oya go-on-son, won ti wo le tan, e don full


Chei, the good days of my career in Lagos.
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by jaybee3(m): 2:02pm On Mar 26, 2010
Sagamite shocked shocked
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by abdulmutab: 2:27pm On Mar 26, 2010
BSC CHRISTIAN RELIGION, MSC. ISLAMIC RELIGION & PHD IN HINDUS, OGUN,SANGO
USELESS THREAD.
WORK EXPERIENCE MILITANT 2YRS, ARMED ROBBER YILL DATE, 419, YAHOO YAHOO
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by simeonval: 3:14pm On Mar 26, 2010
please mr poster

i have an uncle in the US he has

3 BSC
3MSC
2PHD
and he is a professor

is there any way we can get a good paying job in nigeria for him becos we want him to come back home
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Sagamite(m): 3:22pm On Mar 26, 2010
simeonval:

please mr poster

i have an uncle in the US he has

3 BSC
3MSC
2PHD
and he is a professor

is there any way we can get a good paying job in nigeria for him becos we want him to come back home

Your uncle has 2 PhDs, 3 masters blah blah blah but yet to look for a job, you think a reasonable approach is to come to an anonymous forum and ask a poster, that is just asking unknown people about their qualifications, how best he can get a job?

Are you familiar with the neologistic word labelled as "fuckard"?
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by simeonval: 4:33pm On Mar 26, 2010
i know that fuckard is your middle name oooh sorry i ve forgoting its you surname
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by oluking: 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2010
Bsc (shepe production), Msc palm wine Tapping
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by yusuf2(m): 4:54pm On Mar 26, 2010
GCFR - Grand Commander of the Federal Republic (in view)
GCON - Grand Commander of the order of the Niger (1999 - till date)
CFR - Commander of the federal republic (1990 - 1999)
IN (Insignificant Nigerian) - (1985 - 1990)
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by DualCore1: 4:59pm On Mar 26, 2010
Tshew this thread is lame and for boys. Create a thread "Show off your bank account statement(s)" for men and I'll show off  tongue  grin
No be to show off qualifications wey we tie keep under bed with CV inside brown envelope. No vex, pun intended, i'm self-employed (i dont say "yes sir" to no one)  tongue

9ja! we like paper o. What's a person doing with both CCNA and JAVA? We're just confused, mehn.

As for the bro with SAP, Respect! You no dey find work, work dey find you.  smiley
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by naijacann: 5:06pm On Mar 26, 2010
BSc. Mangement,           Owerri  (IMSU)

MBA Management,         Canada (Univ. of Canada West)

BScN Nursing,                Canada  (Univ. of Toronto)

MScN Nursing                 USA        (Western Gov. Univ, Utah)

DScN Nursing                 USA        (Breyers State Univ, Los Angeles)

PhD   Management        USA        (Suffield Univ, Connecticut)

Going home to naija this Fall for my Youth Service, I really wanna feel that fun.
AGE: 31

ANYTHING STILL LEFT FOR ME TO READ?
UMU NNAA, I DON TRY
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by InesQor(m): 5:18pm On Mar 26, 2010
Keep massaging your egos on this thread. grin cheesy

@Dual Core: You don yarn better abeg. LOL
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by honeric01(m): 5:35pm On Mar 26, 2010
And after doing this, what next? Obama would dash me half of American reserve? undecided
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Nobody: 6:11pm On Mar 26, 2010
B.Sc (Electircal Engineering)
M.B.A (Finance)
CFA (Chartered Financial Analyst)
CAIA (Chartered Alternative Investment Analyst)

Currently a Vice President at the leading Global Financial Services Firm
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by ibabalol: 6:38pm On Mar 26, 2010
@Naijacann, with all these qualifications, why would you
want to go naija for youth service
Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by slap1(m): 6:48pm On Mar 26, 2010
ibabalol:

@Naijacann, with all these qualifications, why would you
want to go naija for youth service
Ask the Bingo.

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