Yeah Yeah......

Y'ALL KNOW THAT AWKWARD MOMENT YOU HAVE TO TELL A LIE TO ESCAPE A PUNISHMENT...,

Be it in School ( secondary school lies were the best)
In the Office
In the Home.
Just anywhere.....,


Okay.....

I once transferred $200 from my Dad's Account when i needed Cash to purchase a Set of Jewelries... and later told him when he complained, that it might have been deducted for Account Maintenance... [s] lol I was broke cus school was in recess [/s]
I had deleted the Alert he later found out sha.....,

Lai Mohammed has already told the lies I needed to tell.

In 1992 dat by year 2000 Nigeria would look like America.. in africa



Guy I see Nepa staff and enter ghost mode these days!

i don't tell lies

sonikstargirl:
i don't tell lies

I guess this is the craziest lie you've ever told.

Spaxon:
Yeah Yeah......

Y'ALL KNOW THAT AWKWARD MOMENT YOU HAVE TO TELL A LIE TO ESCAPE A PUNISHMENT...,

Be it in School ( secondary school lies were the best)
In the Office
In the Home.
Just anywhere.....,


Okay.....

I once transferred $200 from my Dad's Account when i needed Cash to purchase a Set of Jewelries... and later told him when he complained, that it might have been deducted for Account Maintenance... [s] lol I was broke cus school was in recess [/s]
I had deleted the Alert he later found out sha.....,

I guess u wanted to say #200 naira cos dats wat we do use here

Don't know if its a crazy sha. As a new corps member posted to my ppa, i lied to my principal that i can't go to school because i was purging. In less than 5 minutes, he sent one of the teachers to get me drugs. Hmmmmmm. And d person he sent was like i must take it in his presence cos he heard i hate drugs.


Biko don't ask me if i took it or not, I'm still purging. Lol

sirjentul05:

I guess u wanted to say #200 naira cos dats wat we do use here

Lol, that was in Evanston

CEtoO:
Don't know if its a crazy sha. As a new corps member posted to my ppa, i lied to my principal that i can't go to school because i was purging. In less than 5 minutes, he sent one of the teachers to get me drugs. Hmmmmmm. And d person he sent was like i must take it in his presence cos he heard i hate drugs.


Biko don't ask me if i took it or not, I'm still purging. Lol

mehn. That lie was well constructed

Spaxon:
Yeah Yeah......

Y'ALL KNOW THAT AWKWARD MOMENT YOU HAVE TO TELL A LIE TO ESCAPE A PUNISHMENT...,

Be it in School ( secondary school lies were the best)
In the Office
In the Home.
Just anywhere.....,


Okay.....

I once transferred $200 from my Dad's Account when i needed Cash to purchase a Set of Jewelries... and later told him when he complained, that it might have been deducted for Account Maintenance... [s] lol I was broke cus school was in recess [/s]
I had deleted the Alert he later found out sha.....,

Spaxon or what are u called, you have just lied to us again.. It's in ur blood..

biodunjazz:


Spaxon or what are u called, you have just lied to us again.. It's in ur blood..

that one isn't a lie

naob:

I guess this is the craziest lie you've ever told.

nah... believe i don't lie, you can ask Buhari he know I'm always truthful

sonikstargirl:


nah... believe i don't lie, you can ask Buhari he know I'm always truthful

*faints

I once had this landlord,

i was practically oweing him 5 months and he was planning on evicting me.

but as a sharp i wasnt ready to leave. not cos the appartment isnt good but cos he had this loose daughter who was all over me.

i got his daughter into giving me the money i paid him.

That day was the first time i saw a chick on an insane heat period, i gave her the "chris thing" like she always wanted"

as we just finished, i was seeing her off when her p.man came and rang my bell (only jah knows what he wanted)

but when he saw his dauther at my door.

i had to think fast

dont know how it came out from my mouth bt i said "she came to help me wash plate cos i have paid my rent"

ChewingStick:
I once had this landlord,

i was practically oweing him 5 months and he was planning on evicting me.

but as a sharp i wasnt ready to leave. not cos the appartment isnt good but cos he had this loose daughter who was all over me.

i got his daughter into giving me the money i paid him.

That day was the first time i saw a chick on an insane heat period, i gave her the "chris thing" like she always wanted"

as we just finished, i was seeing her off when her p.man came and rang my bell (only jah knows what he wanted)

but when he saw his dauther at my door.

i had to think fast

dont know how it came out from my mouth bt i said "she came to help me wash plate cos i have paid my rent"

it's a miracle that you are still alive till today

Spaxon:
it's a miracle that you are still alive till today

Miracle is an understatement

ChewingStick:


Miracle is an understatement

want did he do na ?

Spaxon:
want did he do na ?

We reasoned like men.

ChewingStick:


We reasoned like men.

na lie

Spaxon:
na lie

lol.. thats the more reason why i said it was more than a miracle.
like seriously, wetin you wan hear.

ChewingStick:


lol.. thats the more reason why i said it was more than a miracle.

like seriously, wetin you wan hear.

I want to know

chukxy:

Hi Spaxon, I got to post here so not to keep derailing the other thread. Hope you had a good night? Is like nairaland dm is not working properly since you could not see my dm. Could not see any of your contact after searching. If you don't mind, could you send me your whatsup detail to chukxy2004 @yahoo.com. Do have a great day ahead

Hi do have a great day ahead too