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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by campuspeep: 2:23pm On Nov 13, 2017
grin
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Taurusianlady(f): 2:23pm On Nov 13, 2017
grin grin grin. relate wt 9 and 2 alot.. #Newbie here

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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by ZombieTAMER: 2:25pm On Nov 13, 2017
When somebody mess inside the bus tongue

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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Nobody: 2:28pm On Nov 13, 2017
number 6 tho grin grin grin grin
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Adebowale89(m): 2:34pm On Nov 13, 2017
very funny cry
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by sulaimon22: 2:36pm On Nov 13, 2017
maiacct6:
funny indeed.









Stupid company
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by maklelemakukula(m): 2:39pm On Nov 13, 2017
Pheals:
all this yeye post... about relating pictures with this and that ain't funny again joor... who else think so?
it so phucking funny

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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by dvkot(m): 2:39pm On Nov 13, 2017
did liemohammed actually said that sh!t....
No3. every fvckin time

Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Alonzo360(m): 2:55pm On Nov 13, 2017
No 9... cracked me up so much
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Offpoint: 2:55pm On Nov 13, 2017
Florblu:
Danfo drama is always entertaining.
Just last week, a driver and his conductor were exchanging blows
Yours truly watched till the end and even made a video
can I have the video?
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by ab11baddo(m): 2:59pm On Nov 13, 2017
aaronson:
That moment you enter a danfo and the driver decides to loud his Fuji pasuma music then you instantly turn to a philosopher just to imagine the good in that music that he so enjoy.
I can relate lol
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by ab11baddo(m): 3:05pm On Nov 13, 2017
Ikotun to oshodi route....after suffering from so many hits taken by ur head due to d road bumps and gallop... One pastor will start preaching.. Telling how d youths are fornicating Nowadays..before you know it... The same pastor start advertising a drug that makes a man last longer in bed with different kinds of condoms..... Lagos is fun and terrible.

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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by mamawin(f): 3:21pm On Nov 13, 2017
11 and 12..... lollll
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by centboy123456(m): 3:38pm On Nov 13, 2017
Florblu:
Danfo drama is always entertaining.
Just last week, a driver and his conductor were exchanging blows
Yours truly watched till the end and even made a video

can u send me d video pls
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by finest0007(m): 3:48pm On Nov 13, 2017
Florblu:
Danfo drama is always entertaining.

Just last week, a driver and his conductor were exchanging blows

Yours truly watched till the end and even made a video


Who else wants to see this video please raise your hand cheesy
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by OlujobaSamuel: 4:06pm On Nov 13, 2017
ab11baddo:
Ikotun to oshodi route....after suffering from so many hits taken by ur head due to d road bumps and gallop... One pastor will start preaching.. Telling how d youths are fornicating Nowadays..before you know it... The same pastor start advertising a drug that makes a man last longer in bed with different kinds of condoms..... Lagos is fun and terrible.
Ikotun to Oshodi still dey okay, try Ikorodu to any part of lagos mainland, na serious issue, there was a day i no know when i yelled sey, na must make una do advert inside ikorodu bus? on my way to ikorodu, one dey advertise drugs, coming, another dey advertise "tira", and the funniest part be sey people dey rush the so called mecca abi na medina tira.
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by kadree(m): 4:09pm On Nov 13, 2017
The one wey dey drive me crazy pass na dat one wey agbero or police go dey hit the top of the bus with iron or stick under hot sun

E dey do me like say make my cloth immediately change to army uniform make I shove sense enter some animals head.
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by presh2mos: 4:25pm On Nov 13, 2017
Can quite relate with #12. Just can't stop laughung
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by seunny4lif(m): 4:34pm On Nov 13, 2017
Na so our Danfo driver go dey drag road with one black range rover and the drive come be Maj Gen driving alone.
One military hinux dey the front of both our Danfo driver and the Range but we no even sabi say the military van na escort for the range and the driver no know.

Until my guy go break the side mirror shocked shocked
What?Even before the man come down, those army forces don dey slap our driver

I don move before 1 sec

No me and them
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by abbeyty(m): 4:40pm On Nov 13, 2017
Pheals:
all this yeye post... about relating pictures with this and that ain't funny again joor... who else think so?

Sorry ohh, the op didn't know that your problems are bigger than the jokes.

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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by forexbinary: 4:49pm On Nov 13, 2017
concupiscent:
"so not funny, and lacks creativity"

-concupiscent

Zero sense

Zero maturity

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Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by bionixs: 4:51pm On Nov 13, 2017
Pavore9:
Should the danfo I am in scratches a 2017 Range Rover with military logo, I will tell the conductor that I want to come down as I forgot something where I boarded the bus! cheesy
eeeeh? na me go come stay Abi? the
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by bionixs: 4:52pm On Nov 13, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Lagosians be waiting for Governor Ambode during 2019 General elections campaign like......
ha okada for lagos no wan hear that name o!
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by adeleye003(m): 4:56pm On Nov 13, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Well,
The only bus scenario I can relate to is having an erection while standing in a molue.

Because my preek reacts violently whenever he is in a claustrophobic situation with numerous females.


Perv alert...
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by judgedredd22(m): 4:58pm On Nov 13, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Well,
The only bus scenario I can relate to is having an erection while standing in a molue.

Because my preek reacts violently whenever he is in a claustrophobic situation with numerous females.

Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by mp3freaks(m): 6:40pm On Nov 13, 2017
baba God answer my prayer..........make i buy my ride.......Danfo or molue no be better tin for human health
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by IgedeBushBoy(m): 7:27pm On Nov 13, 2017
When you finally get to your destination peacefully

Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by Moneyboyz: 7:39pm On Nov 13, 2017
concupiscent:
"so not funny, and lacks creativity"

-concupiscent

I beg come and make your own
It won't be interesting because it's not porn like it is in your profile.
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by concupiscent: 7:52pm On Nov 13, 2017
Moneyboyz:


I beg come and make your own
It won't be interesting because it's not porn like it is in your profile.

"I bet you like my dp but your hypocrisy wouldn't allow you hit the "like" icon. Don't mistake my criticism for witch hunt"

-concupiscent
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by kudzic(m): 8:14pm On Nov 13, 2017
danfo drivers can park on third mainland bridge to carry passengers.
Re: 12 Funny Scenarios You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered Danfo Bus by lifehackmax(m): 8:46pm On Nov 13, 2017
Florblu:
Danfo drama is always entertaining.

Just last week, a driver and his conductor were exchanging blows

Yours truly watched till the end and even made a video


Ah! Driver an conductor keh, yawa 0

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