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Joke Of The Day: If Student Wrote The Bible by qrisamy: 4:53pm On Nov 13, 2017
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning–cold.

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five–double-spaced and written in a large font.

New edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because...

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