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ADAM Ate The Apple The Second Time.. by johncallidon(m): 4:30pm On Nov 20, 2017
A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither
of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says;
“So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately
we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a
sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't
break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she handed the bottle over to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half
the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back
on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come
and collect their evidence."
(drunk driver's offence)

Adam ate the apple again !
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change!!!

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