Rutley:
Grow up.
(1) Talking while eating is a very bad habit

(2) Talking sex to a lady you just met. You are off the road. Totally off

Mightyraw:
Oga stop the lies Yesterday was Sunday Which work u dey do

ybalogs:
Security nah shift work nah

duduade:
You will make a good playwright....
Nonsense

putit:


OK guys, yesterday was funny....During my free period/ lunch break at work yesterday, was feeling very hungry. I haven't eaten anything solid since the day before yesterday, so I decided to rush down to a popular restaurant near my work...

When I got to the restaurant, I saw this gorgeous lady sitting at one end waiting for her meal to be served. I order for my meal, then approached her table and ask if I could join her. She was like " sure".. Few seconds later, Our meal were both served.

While chatting with her, I could tell she had some psychological issue ( I was not sure tho). After about 10-15 minutes of 'eating and chatting', was almost done with my food..
Here's how the rest of our interaction went;

Putit : Wow. It was nice chatting. We should exchange exchange numbers so we might get know each other more

Lady: You just met a girl 10 minutes ago and you want to collect her number. You're so shallow

Putit: (Confused and curious at the same time) I don't understand, what are you talking about ?

Lady: You can't just meet a girl and start asking for her number. A girl you met just for 10 minutes..

Putit : (smirk) So ?.. What is your point ?

Lady : (getting a little bit frustrated) look here, I don't give out my phone number just like that. Before I give you, we must a know each other at least for a week..

Putit : (Almost laughing) I don't understand, what am I waiting for for at least 1 week , Is it sex or just phone number

Lady : ( Seem pissed off and angry) Sex?? Do I look like a cheap SLUT to you, what do take me for, bla bla bla bla bla bla

(After ranting and criticising for about 2 minute)

Putit: OK, I've heard you..So are we exchanging numbers or what ?

Lady: ( frustrated) OMG!!!, are you normal..What kind of a guy are you, bla bla bla bla bla bla..Are you one of those terrible guys who goes about collecing women numbers.

Putit : (serious face) Yes , Especially girls I'm interested in.

Lady: You're must be sick,And you have the gut to tell me "Yes" ?

Putit: Yes

To be continue...

putit:

{Now guys, let me note some things before I continue..From my interaction with these girl you'll notice she's a " drama queen" or some kinda emotionally unstable girl. Normally I don't accommodate this kinda girl but for some certain reason, I decided to enjoy the moment so I can tell the story later and that's what I'm doing now. And for the records, this incidence happened on Saturday not Sunday. I don't go to office on Sunday)

Now let continue;



Lady: ( seem angry but intrigued by my behavior) I see you're so full of your self, and you think you are special

Putit: hmmm, I'll have to agree with you on that one

Lady: ( smile and quickly switched back to her angry face) please, stop deceiving yourI self!!!

Putit: You've been frowning your face for the past 5 minutes, I sorta like your angry face. Please keep that face angry so I wouldn't lose interest in you

Lady: (laugh but quickly switched to serious face) Don't even think that was funny because You've really pissed me off today.

Putit: OK, I really need to be going now, are you giving me your digit or what ?

Lady: Jesus!!! Wat sort of a guy are you. I just said you've really pissed me off, instead of being remorseful you're still asking for my number

Putit: (making eye strong eye contact with her)

Lady: if I may I ask, Is this how you behave with other women ?

Putit: It doesn't matter how I behave with other girls, I just do what I feel like doing..
Lady: Then you can't have a chance with me, I only roll with guys who are respectful bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

Putit: (Ignore her while being calm and relaxed )
( I was done eating so, so I called the attention of the Waiter, so I can pay and head back to my office. The Waiter arrived. I opened wallet and search for a 500 naira lost in the crowd of 1000 naira notes, found it and gave her)

Waiter: ( look at me like I was sopposed to pay for me and the angry/drama lady)

Putit: I'm paying for just me

Waiter: Ok..( walks away to find my change)
( I ate something of 400 naira, so she going to bring my 100 naira change.. I don't joke with my change even if is just 10 naira)

Putit: (talking to the drama lady) I guess you've never met a guy like me??!!!

Lady: You just full of your self, I don't like guys like you, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
(While she was criticising me, she said a particular thing that got me a little bit pissed off)

Putit: Wow Wow.. You are a very rude lady, I'm done talking to you. Bye
(This is the most interesting part, when I stood up from the chair and I started walking away, some interesting happened. Women are really funny creatures)

To be continued..

Sheun001:
OP abeg cc me when you update
This is getting interesting