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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Livefreeordieha(m): 8:58am On Dec 06
ThatQuietGuy:
I'm really curious about some people's"thought process".

Goodluck with that...Delving into the mind of a retrogressive saddist is like embarking on an excursion in Bermuda triangle...I'm not a fan...I'm ok dealing and profiling psychopaths and sociopaths atleast that will get me paid�
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Psoul(m): 8:59am On Dec 06
hisgrace090:
Are those 7 things reasonable to get one arrested, my humble question pls.

Dress the way you want to be addressed.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by GetMeRight: 9:00am On Dec 06
Hozier:


90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers, little wonder they are the ones at the forefront of recent spate of attacks on the SARS operatives.
95% of boys going around with laptops, especially those wearing ugly tact less tattoos are big time 419ners and theives, they deserve whatever punishment they get for soiling the image of this country in the mud.
4 in every 5 girl dressing indecently is either a prostitute or a member of robbery syndicate terrorizing this country.

We all should rally around our heroes working day and night to rid us of these snakes & scourges terrorizing our beloved country.
Let me repeat myself, you're sick. SARS would stop such individuals and collect money, then free them. How has that helped you and me and the society? Tell me. That's why they are exploiting everyone out there. I'm awaiting your own story.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by juman(m): 9:03am On Dec 06
Just simply say:

Buhari is a dictator.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by juman(m): 9:05am On Dec 06
Those senseless SARS can arrest you for been breathing.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Livefreeordieha(m): 9:05am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
5 likes 3 shares...I am not surprised that with all the energy you utilized that's all you could get...That gave me some hope..Atleast not a lot of delusional retrogressive saddistic moronicc cave people are here...There is hope for humanity atleast!!!

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by wtfcoded: 9:07am On Dec 06
Chicagoesontop:
I have stayed in other people's country without any form of embarrassment from their police, one day i came to Lagos, lodged in a hotel at Festac, the following morning i was on a bike to meet up with my appointment, Sars people stopped me asked me to pay the bike man by force, they searched me and collected my 2 phones, i showed them my passport that i just came to Nija yesterday, instead the man gave me a thunderous slap asking me to show them where i kept the drugs i smuggled into the country , from there they asked me if i am a yahoo boy and how much i have collected from white men since this year .. i was surprised because i showed them my passport, my ID card and my complimentary card .. After everything shaaa they collected 3k from me after delaying me ... What a shame for just 3k oooo ...
u get luck say na only 3k they collect 4rm u,may be they needed money to buy weed or something.
Those people wicked no be small.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Ashley86400: 9:08am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
What is this one saying?
Wearing earrings, having tatoos or dressing sexy isn't an excuse to be man handled anyhow.
Sars are just bullies in uniform.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Livefreeordieha(m): 9:10am On Dec 06
Yemike:
O.P forgot to add:
* Wearing crazy jean
* Using headset
* Barbing of any hairstyle apart from low cut and scodo
* Beards
* Dressing like a student.






This mumu SARS still trouble me yesterday.






OFFICER: Bring your phone
ME: Take
OFFICER: Oya unlock am
(I unlocked it and give it to him)
OFFICER: Wetin dey inside your bag
ME: Nah some few cloth nah
OFFICER: Bring am
ME: Take
OFFICER: Why alert come plenty for your phone like this?
ME: I used the money for some stuff
OFFICER: Where you dey come from?
ME: From my friend in Offa I'm going back to Oye
OFFICER: Your friend nah male or female
ME: Officer that one nah my biz nah
OFFICER: You dey craze
ME: Sorry sir
OFFICER: I know say u be yahoo boy. You don hide all your pics abi?
ME: I know sabi yahoo oga. I dey okay with the little things I get.
OFFICER: Oya where my own money nah, I see as you dey withdraw money.
ME: Oga as you see me so I no get money o.
OFFICER: You no go leave here today o.
(The driver and the remaining passengers have started murmuring that they'll leave me behind.)
After so muck talk the officer collect 1k




And the officers don high. As dem dey talk dem dey sip Wine.




SARS MUST BE SCRAPPED!!!
lol@,yesterday...Shey dem nor hear the IGP voice nii for reorganization? I was watching some security documentaries and it further elucidated the fact that really Nigeria is in Dark times..
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by BetaThings: 9:11am On Dec 06
InfinixMine:


Carrying a laptop is a criminal offence? You forgot your sense of reasoning while your fingers typed...

February this year 5000 naira was paid to bail me at police station because I couldn't produce the receipt of my laptop I got as a gift 2 years ago, laptop that was brought from the States.


Your mumu is intelligent!

Then get a receipt locally for it
I once stopped between Port Harcourt and Patani for carrying an iron without receipt
The Nigerian police can arrest you for not having a receipt for yourself

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Psoul(m): 9:12am On Dec 06
The way you dressed is the way you will be addressed.
In as much as i don't support unnecessary harassment to citizens, it is advised that citizens should as much as possible avoid anything that can attract undue harassment to them.

If you think that wearing dreadlock hair, nose piercing and ear piercing by men don't have effect on their personalty, ask urself this question.

If i am a recruiting officer of an office, will i tend to employ a guy wearing dreadlock hair and ear ring or the other way round.

In as much as u are free to chose any lifestyle u feel comfortable wt, try to do it to fit into the kind of work you do.
I beliv SARS will easily leave a footballer wearing dreadlock dan an applicant looking for a job and wearing dreadlock or a student wearing dreadlock.

A Musician wearing beard is pardonable dan a mechanic doing same.

So please avoid anything that will bring you in contact with this ppl called SARS. Na only the living wey dey tell stories.
Take it or leave it.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by secpowell: 9:15am On Dec 06
That means your children are arm robber and your daughters are prostitute and your generation to be.
Hozier:


90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers, little wonder they are the ones at the forefront of recent spate of attacks on the SARS operatives.
95% of boys going around with laptops, especially those wearing ugly tact less tattoos are big time 419ners and theives, they deserve whatever punishment they get for soiling the image of this country in the mud.
4 in every 5 girl dressing indecently is either a prostitute or a member of robbery syndicate terrorizing this country.

We all should rally around our heroes working day and night to rid us of these snakes & scourges terrorizing our beloved country.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Kellz193: 9:16am On Dec 06
chilet4cici:
I don't know how to say this because of shame, please nairlanders i need help with my rent as am typing now my land lady has given me till Saturday or throw me out i have been able to get who will buy my phone for 20k all i need is just about 15k please anyone that can help me with anything no amount is little. God will bless you

Please send me your account number
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Livefreeordieha(m): 9:20am On Dec 06
Hotzone:
Nonsense. All these fraudulent e-rats yelling endsars, God will punish u any day u need police for help!
and because u disregard God creations, u unjustly deny them the right to live free...And have peace of mind...God will neglect and abandon all your generations at the very point of your needs..Amen..


And if you don't believe in God...Natural law that made no animal Supreme,will make the animals u and ur likes undermined take u and likes by surprise and send u to ur death via karma airways!
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Wisebisho: 9:25am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
You are a big lie.. Please we are living in a free world if you don't know. Where I lives, even their force men do have tattoos. Even ear rings.. Your look does not make u a criminal, only if you committed a crime.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI: 9:27am On Dec 06
Hozier:


90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers, little wonder they are the ones at the forefront of recent spate of attacks on the SARS operatives.
95% of boys going around with laptops, especially those wearing ugly tact less tattoos are big time 419ners and theives, they deserve whatever punishment they get for soiling the image of this country in the mud.
4 in every 5 girl dressing indecently is either a prostitute or a member of robbery syndicate terrorizing this country.

We all should rally around our heroes working day and night to rid us of these snakes & scourges terrorizing our beloved country.
The yahoo boys or prostitute are not the ones that soiled our name in the mud it's our politicians , our so called leaders , our government , they are the ones that pushed us into doing all this with the billions they are stealing everyday can it be compared to the ones the yahoo boys are stealing
There is no hope for the future in this country , if the naira is like 50naira to 1dollar who will get himself into the yahoo mess
Nigeria has the highest rate of fraudster because of the state of our economy
Don't say the yahoo boys or the prostitute soil your name again say it's our politicians , those that won't be buried where their clothes are , they are the ones that turned us into this
Stay in the country SARS operatives will molest you
Leave the country you may be sold into slavery
Which way God
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Dearlord(m): 9:28am On Dec 06
Nigerian has no conscience.
Why should we seeking to end SARS at this yuletide period?

If we end it something greater than this will emerge.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by comshots(m): 9:29am On Dec 06
Hotzone:
Nonsense. All these fraudulent e-rats yelling endsars, God will punish u any day u need police for help!
Policemen don't help for free even though they are paid from our taxes to protect us,they will still ask for bribe before they rescue you from trouble.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by WrathOfHadez(m): 9:29am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
laptops are mobile computers and are meant to be carried about. Sickening how you lent your voice to emotions and sentiments without addressing any point in law.

Tattoos and hairstyles are expressions of social trends and artistry and do not violate any laws.

The law doesn’t hold any place for the kind of sentiments you portray, neither is it given to narrow-minded dictates of personal opinion.

In one instance you are justifying SARS unlawful manhandlings of innocent people for breaking no law and in the next breath you’re stating people shouldn’t be carrying laptops about....

You’re either seeking attention or you’re very, very broke and socially unevolved.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by GetMeRight: 9:36am On Dec 06
Lakayyyy:
I don’t agree with you.
Security Agencies around the world profile people,they hardly profile you on looks,regular items you have with you,you forget that in a lot of cases the real criminals look innocent,Evans the kidnapper for instance,could pass for a pastor.

A profilers job is far more than the looks.

Body language,eye movement,response to questions,tone of voice..just to mention a very few things a profiler would take note of.

Profiling ko, propeller ni. SARS are out to make money out of every Nigerian who is unfortunate to cross their path on daily basis. What do you mean by profiling when at the end of the day, you will be made to part way with your hard earned money whether you are guilty or innocent?
Please my friend, don't insult or abuse the word "profiling".
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Blaksheep: 9:37am On Dec 06
Chicagoesontop:
I have stayed in other people's country without any form of embarrassment from their police, one day i came to Lagos, lodged in a hotel at Festac, the following morning i was on a bike to meet up with my appointment, Sars people stopped me asked me to pay the bike man by force, they searched me and collected my 2 phones, i showed them my passport that i just came to Nija yesterday, instead the man gave me a thunderous slap asking me to show them where i kept the drugs i smuggled into the country , from there they asked me if i am a yahoo boy and how much i have collected from white men since this year .. i was surprised because i showed them my passport, my ID card and my complimentary card .. After everything shaaa they collected 3k from me after delaying me ... What a shame for just 3k oooo ...

Bike men in festac work with police. They know all the check points of police... wen they get there they will slow down and the police will stop u. Speaking from experience.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by teelaw4life(m): 9:46am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry

I never imagined it possible to be so lacking in education. Whoever put a phone in your hand needs to reconsider and strip you of it asap.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by bigmee: 9:47am On Dec 06
OP you also forgot:
cool Playing draft, whot or ludo in the open
9) Returning late from work or business
10) Possessing two handsets
11) Having two ATM Cards
12) Not owing an ATM Card
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by popularbc: 9:59am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
looks like u havn ceen civilization before,menh u nid to travl out side nigeria an cee hw tinks are other places dude.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by rapheal5(m): 10:00am On Dec 06
Some ppl 're very stupid on this very tread how can a sane man type poo like dis that once u possess all the seven attributes above u 're a criminal u need immediate Evac to d next lunatic asylum...if Sars don beat ur ass b4 u go knw no say hell is real.....u call everybody dat possess dos attributes criminalise what 're dos old fool u called government?
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by OgaCEO(m): 10:00am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry


By saying this sh1t in this 21st century it shows you are 1. Mentally unstable 2. 0% exposure 3. Probably residing in the village. You will remain in the dark for the rest of ya cave life.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by light02: 10:01am On Dec 06
My experience with Police yesterday. Going to Ikeja and I was coming from Ogun state. I stopped at China town at ojota. Just to link up with d bridge oooo...

Police just stooped me and flashed me ID card ooo. Can we know you. Immediately dey asked for my phone and started searching my backward bag ooo. And started checking my phone ooo. Saw Hangout and order apps. Immediately dey see alert from GT and Zennith bank. GT balance 50k, 7h. Zennith bank above 1m. And the money have been transferred to the owner oooo. I show them my ID card and everything ooo. The police man say just corporate once we get to d station na ya wa. For you. Immediately he said I'll free myself with 500k and nothing less. After much talk dey took me to d ATM machine and demanded I withdrew all d money for them. 2 of Dey drove me with okada from ojota to Ogudu road to withdrew d money. And my phone and wallet was stiil with some of them at Ojota. Immediately dey collected d 50k from me... Okay Oga let me go na. Dey said no one of them is going to drive me so I can get a bus going to my destination. I said Oga don't worry I'll walk. Dey said no way.. God helping me Only one Drove d bike this Time. I got to the foot bridge and Ojota. Let me stop here. D man said no way..immediately I known its going to be big trouble. D man was driving me to d station to collect d Rest money he saw in my account. Immediately I had to jump from d bike and Ran off using d Big foot Bridge at Ojota. He couldn't chase me because I started running like a mad man. My advise to every young good looking youth before you leave d House check your phone 3times and clean your phone before leaving d house. I letter checked my phone the police man immediately deleted Debit Alert and was planning on driving me to another police post for further collecting......






Make sure your phone is clean, and always walk with An ID card. Because once you're dressed good and Neat you're a confirm Yahoo boy or cultist.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by funmise007(m): 10:01am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
what an illiterate (laptops scam machine)
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Smartii(m): 10:06am On Dec 06
whether Na SARS or something else, a man on mufti claiming to be an officer at new Benin in Edo state stopped me 8yrs ago ,asking what I had in my bag, then I just got admission into UNIBEN, what do I know as a young man whose parents were in Lagos. Then I just bought a portable DVD a week before that I wanted to take to the person I bought it from for not playing disc any longer at that same new Benin. I was stopped and searched, they saw a portable DVD and said where is the receipt? I said it was home that, I came for repair Here, that the shop I bought it from was just behind them that let's go confirm from them. Even me was scared because I no want go to police station because who want come bail me ..they collected the 4k in my purse after they threatened to take me to station and they later followed me to where I bought it from ,even the people at the shop I bought it from know the officers and they told me, that's how they do, and that I should have created a scene since they didn't carry gun, and why couldn't they have followed me to where I bought it from since it was same location. That money pain me ehn, ever since then, even if na bag I buy, the receipt go dey inside, one police no go come collect my hard earned money this time, I no get money to dash officer be it with gun or not.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Blissp99(f): 10:08am On Dec 06
What are they saying?
Everything gets you into trouble with Police and Sars
Always intimidating people
They act and arrest without explanation

I no follow naa 10k
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Yemike(m): 10:09am On Dec 06
Livefreeordieha:
lol@,yesterday...Shey dem nor hear the IGP voice nii for reorganization? I was watching some security documentaries and it further elucidated the fact that really Nigeria is in Dark times..
I want to tell him that but if you his eyeball as it red like that of dragon, he don high. I was afraid he could gun me down grin

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