Just yesterday, I caught a girl shaving her pubics. Funniest thing was that she didn't see me. Bitch left her door opened thinking no one was around lol. I made sure I fed my eyes well.

oP, where's the fun in this? You should have revealed yourself after a while

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MrDickman:
Just yesterday, I caught a girl shaving her pubics. Funniest thing was that she didn't see me. Bitch left her door opened thinking no one was around lol. I made sure I fed my eyes well.

And after all the lucozade, swear you didn't suffer the after effect or Vaseline came to your rescue. I no trust say u survive am cos of your moniker

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I got a girl poking her navel.

Spying on men bathing...never knew ladies do spy on guys too until that day

Agadsman:
Spying on men bathing...never knew ladies do spy on guys too until that day

Saw a lady watching porn,,if not that am @ work I would showed her de other room

Oxster:


Saw a lady watching porn,,if not that am @ work I would showed her de other room

That's normal na... Some ladies watch porn than guys its just that they are better at hiding it than guys.

Agadsman:


That's normal na... Some ladies watch porn than guys its just that they are better at hiding it than guys.

Yaya,,but nothing is BAe like watching porn with your bae

MrDickman:
Just yesterday, I caught a girl shaving her pubics. Funniest thing was that she didn't see me. Bitch left her door opened thinking no one was around lol. I made sure I fed my eyes well.

you fed your eyes well....nawa for you o.
hope your eyes were satisfied.

biacan:
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Saw A Girl Touch Her Armpit and Smelt her Hand

After seeing her dey cut bush for her underground u come run...op u be coward ooo. Me see a lady dey piss like a guy..open every come use hand draw something for underground like car gear...B4 I see jack Robinson she don dey piss like men ooo

She did the most disgusting thing ever fingering herself inside the church during vigil so irritating

Wen I was an under graduate....a lodge mate stood opposite my room window nd started washing ...few Mins later she removed her panty, threw it into a bucket.apparently she Thot no-one was ard....she kum bend dan directly in front of my window with her fat nunu staring at me....after staring for few mins i got bored,I just coughed.....if u see the wey she wan use head take scratch ground az she run enta ......

Dis same girl too o...I went out to blow my nose ard 6am,twas still quite dark...na im I see d chick carry touch lite go piss behind pesin window..after hissing herself,she dipped her hand in her tights,scratched her nunu with her lil finger ,then sniffed....na so she start to dey cough o....mmm

Op, above me. Aww..But punna's natural smell, doesn't choke nah

izaray:
Op, above me. Aww..But punna's nature smell, doesn't choked nah

some pussys don't only choke, they kill

izaray:
Op, above me. Aww..But punna's nature smell, doesn't choked nah

well since I dnt know wat made her cough I cn only assume twas d stench of her punna that almost killed her....besides na early morn she neva baf na...

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I use to say girls can lie but here on nairaland, guys are super liars.
Liars everywhere.

let me park here

smiles

knew a girl who ate paper/tissue paper.

I suspected till i noticed most of my note leaves were depleting anyhow and course materials doing disappearing acts. Tissue paper inclusive

Am not kidding, Google xylophagia/Pica

Alot of ppl have this hidden eating disorder

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I use to say girls can lie but here on nairaland, guys are super liars.
Liars everywhere.

Lol, just because them talk Wetin you no wan hear?


Back to the topic, I have seen a girl few years older than me watching porn. I was 12 or 13 then. The said girl came for holiday in her elder brother's house. I frequent their room but not for porn. On that particular day, I guess she saw a different movie and got curious. Me on the other hand just stroll into their room without knocking and boom, the young lady was watching porn.


I no know how to react in such scenario, so I left her with the porn .I was just a teenager that saw something bigger than him.
If na today, I for stay with the bebe and see the end of the porn together.

I don't come to this section cos I'm always on politics section. It seems I enjoy u guys



During my service year three years ago, I caught a female lodge mate of mine looking at me inside bathroom thru some tiny holes on the door. I was bathing. I opened the door smartly and caught her red handed.


Her n.ipples come 'ripe' like oranges, if no be say I detest raping I for rape her.

Well I can't really say I "caught" her tho but I found it pretty awkward.
Long story short, we were lodge mates and dating, this one time she wud leave for her room to go take her bath. I got bored as she was taking too long, so I stepped in to check up on her and prolly watch her cream that amazing body of hers, room empty Ok, I peek in the bathroom, only to see babe standing over the WC. I was like wtf? who takes a dump standing? lol.
She smiled sheepishly and made some excuse about hygiene but I found dat ish weird.

id911:
I don't come to this section cos I'm always on politics section. It seems I enjoy u guys



During my service year three years ago, I caught a female lodge mate of mine looking at me inside bathroom thru some tiny holes on the door. I was bathing. I opened the door smartly and caught her red handed.


Her n.ipples come 'ripe' like oranges, if no be say I detest raping I for rape her.

lol

mazimee:



Lol, just because them talk Wetin you no wan hear?


Back to the topic, I have seen a girl few years order than me in our watching porn. I was 12 or 13 then. The said girl came for holiday in her elder brother's house. I frequent their room but not for porn. On that particular day, I guess she saw a different movie and got curious. Me on the other hand just stroll into their room without knocking and boom, the young lady was watching porn.


I no know how to to react in such scenario, so I left her with the porn .I was just a teenager that saw something bigger than him.
I na today, I for stay with the bebe and see the end of the porn together.

you yaf poi teytey . How did you know she was watching porn? It means you had watched it or were u born with the knowledge of what porn brotherlooks like.
Besides watching porn is not something really weird. It's just like watching wrestling or football.

Please keep the lies rolling


Me likey

MISSCONGENIALITY:
you yaf poi teytey . How did you know she was watching porn? It means you had watched it or were u born with the knowledge of what porn brotherlooks like.
Besides watching porn is not something really weird. It's just like watching wrestling or football.

Those days it was called blue film, even if you never watch am, you will have a clue What it is all about.


A reserved girl watching porn is weird naa, morever, why wait till everyone is gone? You can watch football and wresting with your younger ones or parents but you Can't say the same with porn

Omo na mess o
I guess she thought the mess was going to do fffffff but eventually it gave the poooooo sound

I was in SS2 then

I guess it was her most embarrassing moment
The worst part was that she was about the most complete babe in the school

What most people call BEAUTY and BRAIN

She's now a graduate anyways

Agadsman:


That's normal na... Some ladies watch porn than guys its just that they are better at hiding it than guys.

I once deleted 6 GB of porn from a girl's laptop.
Her lil bro got admitted in same school and she was to hand over the laptop to the bro with all study materials and full premium paid apps installed so formatting was out of the question.
The videos were so scattered and she wanted to be really sure none will pop out in the search