Saw this on twitter today and couldn't stop laughing, Nigerians are just funny in so many ways.

Feel free to add yours too

cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44

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As I see camel toe from afar I know say na Airforce1

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"This your wristwatch fine oo, but the original go cost"

Kuku kill meeeee!!!!

makydebbie:
"This your wristwatch fine oo, but the original go cost"

Kuku kill meeeee!!!!

See as you fine for your dp. Thank God say your phone get filter.

Spasmic:


See as you fine for your dp. Thank God say your phone get filter.

I see wetin you do here, but you no get sense sha

Only pigs will recall bad memory at mention of... infact, let me not say anything before some creatures use grunt block my ears.

As I don see dis kyn thread I no say biacan go soon arrive

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SexyNairalander:


I see wetin you do here, but you no get sense sha

The teeth of that person wee de laugh for your meme use style clean ooo....But if you see person wee de brush teeth, you go know.

Lol,
Nothing sweet pass to yab person with pidgin.

E dey pain shaaa,

Na the back of Ur head I take know say Na u.....that pawpaw kind

Ahnahn... You fine small today oooo, hafar na, maga don pay?

as fayose declare for president, I know set PDP don't finish

charijee:
This your shoe ehn, shebi you go do am send forth this year

hmmmn

I don't think I have been insulted indirectly, I can't remember any right now.

a friend as use this one against me. SO U GET SENSELIKE THIS?

dollyjoy:
I don't think I have been insulted indirectly, I can't remember any right now.

My sister, with this your cartoon character blouse, did you miss your childhood?.

Na joke oh. I liked your dp sha.

kimbraa:
My sister, with this your cartoon character blouse, did you miss your childhood?.

Na joke oh. I liked your dp sha.

Lol. Thank you.

dollyjoy:
I don't think I have been insulted indirectly, I can't remember any right now.

that's cos you don't know what sarcasm is

dollyjoy:
Lol. Thank you.

You're welcome.

I been think say na cry u dey cry I no kno say u dey sing o

dollyjoy:
I don't think I have been insulted indirectly, I can't remember any right now.

like say u get memory, u for remember.

Danelo:
like say u get memory, u for remember.

Hahahahaha this is deep, but sadly she no fit pick her sub

This one you package like this,be like say they don pay salary

makydebbie:
"This your wristwatch fine oo, but the original go cost"

Kuku kill meeeee!!!!

swear down

lol

My fav one is when someone is pressing his car horn anyhow, someone would reply to him, dem no buy toy for you when you small ?

lols

As i c u 4my house i knw say na to cum charge fone

Cus i knw say u no get Gen