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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 8:20am On Jan 08, 2018
*At a restaurant? Wash your hands
after ordering. The menu is
generally the dirtiest thing you can
touch!
*The word ‘never’ is said a total of
73 times in the Justin Bieber song
“Never Say Never”.
*The man who voices Spongebob
Squarepants is married to the
woman who voices Plankton's
computer wife Karen.
*exercise
alone doesn't help with weight loss.
It's your diet that should be the
main focus.
*A Japanese woman was having
laser surgery on her cervix when
she farted, igniting the laser and
setting herself on fire.
*If caught in a burning building, get
low. The breathable air will be near
the floor.
*Philophobia is the fear of falling in
love.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 10:51am On Jan 08, 2018
-If you cant send an Excel file because its too big, save it as .xlsb. This will shrink the size.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by Henryjr(m): 7:26pm On Jan 08, 2018
Guy u better continue o
So interesting

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 7:33pm On Jan 08, 2018
Henryjr:
Guy u better continue o So interesting
welcome onboard boss!!
Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 10:56pm On Jan 08, 2018
*Mark Zuckerberg purchased all four homes surrounding his house in order to ensure his privacy, for a total of $30 million.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 8:22am On Jan 09, 2018
*Michael Jackson requested his wine
be served in Diet Coke cans during
flights, because he didn't want his
kids to see him drinking alcohol.
*Hitting snooze on your alarm can
make you more tired than if you
had gotten up right away.
*The Greek language has 4 words
for love — Agape: charitable love;
Eros: sexual love; Philia: love
between friends; and Storge: family
love.
*Studies have found that praise
rather than criticism is the best way
to help employees improve.
*A girl's favorite song will tell you
more about her feelings than her
lips ever will.
*A person usually makes a lot of
hand gestures when telling a true
story. When telling a lie a person's
hands will stay noticeably still
*Listening to your favorite songs
before bed can help you sleep
better and wake up more
refreshed.
*Five Things you can do to be
happier: 1. Meditation 2. Smiling 3.
Exercise 4. Help others 5. Follow
your passion.
*Using a phone or portable
electronic device while driving
increases your risk of crashing.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 8:52am On Jan 10, 2018
-Vin Diesel’s name is an anagram(words gotten by re-arranging other words) for
“I end lives.”
-In Brooklyn, New York, you can rent
a mom for $40. She listens to you,
gives you advice, cooks, and helps
with chores.
-No word in the English language
rhymes with orange, silver,
and purple
-There are 7 different kinds of twins:
Identical, Fraternal, Half-Identical,
Mirror Image, Mixed Chromosome,
Superfecundation, Superfetation
-Lamborghini cars were invented
when the Lamborghini tractor
company was insulted by the
creator of Ferrari.
-Age is just a number, maturity is a
choice
-You can ripen a sour mango by
soaking it in warm water for 10
minutes.
MORNING!!!

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 2:00pm On Jan 10, 2018
-If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 12:38pm On Jan 11, 2018
-When you have a crush on
someone, your brain overlooks and
ignores the flaws of that person
causing them to appear "perfect"
-January is named after the Roman
god Janus. Janus was a temple god
who could look forward and
backward at the same time
-Feeling low? Day dreaming about
the bright future will instantly give
you a boost.
-Once Charlie Chaplin entered a
contest for “Charlie Chaplin look-
alikes” and he came in third.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by MetalJigsaw(m): 5:05pm On Jan 11, 2018
Interesting

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 5:10pm On Jan 11, 2018
MetalJigsaw:
Interesting
welcome onboard Sir
Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 5:11pm On Jan 11, 2018
-Over 30 million Facebook accounts belong to dead people.
Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by MetalJigsaw(m): 5:59pm On Jan 11, 2018
freshkpomo:
welcome onboard Sir
welcome to where sir

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 11:33pm On Jan 11, 2018
-Eminem was beaten so badly by a
school bully that he spent over a
week in a coma at the age of 9.
-It is healthier to sleep in the nude
than with clothes on.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:27pm On Jan 12, 2018
Nice thread you got here, Op. . *Thumbs up
Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:28pm On Jan 12, 2018
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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 7:02am On Jan 13, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
Nice thread you got here, Op. . *Thumbs up
thankyou sir
Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 10:57am On Jan 13, 2018
-11% of the world is left-handed.
-While in love, people typically become jealous, anger easily over small things, curious and often worry about losing that individual.
-The more sex you have, the more you want. -Having negative friends is linked to depression, lowered self esteem, insomnia and anxiety. Positive friends promote good overall health.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 6:04pm On Jan 14, 2018
-If you keep smelling something that
is not really there, you may be
experiencing the earliest symptoms
of schizophrenia.
(A disorder that affects a person's ability to
think, feel and behave clearly.)
-LOL used to mean "lots of love"
before the Internet.
-The most used line in movies is
"Let's get out of here."
-Your body makes you sexy. Your
smile makes you pretty. But your
personality makes you beautiful(ladies).
-About 2% of Nigerians are cannibals,and another 10% that have eaten suya,canned meat,beef,meat pie or from a restaurant may have eaten human meat unknowingly!!

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 10:57am On Jan 15, 2018
-If you think somebody is giving
you a fake number, read it back to
them incorrectly. See if they correct
you.
-A group of frogs is called an army.
-The Olympic Gold Medal is actually
only 1.34% gold. The rest is 92.5%
silver and 6.16% copper.
-When you become really close to
someone, you can hear their voice
in your head when you read their
texts.
-The average woman absorbs up to
5 pounds of damaging chemicals a
year thanks to beauty products.
-The smell of newborn babies
excites women in the same way an
addict craving for drugs enjoys
their fix, according to scientists.
-Halden' is a high-security prison in
Norway where every cell has a
flatscreen TV, an en-suite shower
and prisoners can listen to music.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by Viiictor10(m): 9:40pm On Jan 15, 2018
freshkpomo:
welcome onboard Sir
thank you sir,

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by Ajoboss(m): 5:14pm On Jan 16, 2018
Dis Is really educative

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 10:56pm On Jan 16, 2018
-Four is the only number that has
the same amount of letters as its
actual value.
-A secret admirer once gave Rihanna
a bouquet of marijuana for
Valentine's Day.
-The expiration date on water
bottles is for the bottle, not the
water.
-Crocodiles are fast on their feet, but
cannot turn very well. If one is
chasing you, run in zig zag lines.
-A lack of education can be as deadly
as smoking.
-The nicest people tend to often be
the ones who have been mistreated
the most.
-Having friends from other cultures
makes you more creative.
-70% of people enjoy old songs
because of the memories they've
attached to them.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 3:53pm On Jan 17, 2018
-A teaspoon of honey is actually the
lifework of 12 bees.
-There are two ways of being rich:
One is to have all you want, the
other is to be satisfied with what
you have.
-Listening to music at high volumes
makes a person calmer, happier
and more relaxed

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 7:46pm On Jan 18, 2018
-In Australia, kangaroos kill more
people than sharks.
-The words "twerk,"
"derp," and
"selfie," have been added to the
Oxford English Dictionary
-Online Dating: If you ask somebody
questions and they reply without
asking you anything back, they're
not interested or lack social skills.
-Staying awake for 2 weeks straight
can kill you.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 4:28pm On Jan 20, 2018
-Just because a person doesn't talk
about their problems doesn't mean
they don't have any.
-Martin Luther King died when he
was 39 years old. An autopsy found
that he actually had the heart of a
60-year-old from stress.
-Being sarcastic on a regular basis
can add up to more years to your life.
Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the
mind.
-Yellow teeth are stronger, the
natural color of our teeth is a light
yellow color. Whitening your teeth
can permanently weaken them.
-It's much easier to give advice than
to take it.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 4:01pm On Jan 21, 2018
Goodbye comes from the phrase, "God be with ye."

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 10:23pm On Jan 23, 2018
-If you replace the "W" in "where"
"what" and "when" with "T" you get
answers to the questions.
-Music is powerful enough to
change a persons perception of the
world.
-Going through sad experiences
actually makes us smarter and
through that, we become better
thinkers.
-Limerence is the technical term for
having a crush on a person.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by pascal558(m): 10:38pm On Jan 23, 2018
freshkpomo:
-If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions. -Music is powerful enough to change a persons perception of the world. -Going through sad experiences actually makes us smarter and through that, we become better thinkers. -Limerence is the technical term for having a crush on a person.
Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 2:03pm On Jan 25, 2018
-You can't make the same mistake
twice. The second time you make it,
it's no longer a mistake, it's a
choice.
-If you don't dream, you most likely
have some sort of personality
disorder.
-Cheating is a choice, not a mistake.
-Some people aren't actually anti
social, they're just very selective
when it comes to the people they
associate with.
-The Bible is the most shoplifted
book in the world.
-We change our voice when we talk
to people we like.
-Sarcasm makes you mentally
stronger. Which is very effective
when dealing with emotional stress
and frustration.
-A sophomaniac is a person who’s
under the delusion that they are
extremely intelligent.

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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by freshkpomo(m): 6:23am On Jan 29, 2018
-Not having enough sleep per day
leads to a desire for sex, depression
and alcoholism.
-A Russian man once drank 3 bottles
of vodka. He then jumped out of a 5
story window, walked back up, and
jumped again.
-Coffee can lower your risk of tooth
decay.
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Re: Factipedia from freshstuffs by Stevewonder004(m): 5:47pm On Jan 30, 2018
Nice one thnk you

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