ClassCaptain:
5..


I quickly covered the shattered chicken 's head with sand and took the lifeless body inside..My sister was already rolling with laughter as she spotted my wet zip area ....

I was sweating profusely and praying that God forgives me of my sins ...

" boo, where is the head ...my mum asked smiling..I was quite surprised..

" The knife was too sharp,I butchered the head , Dad cannot eat it...

I was expecting an outburst of words on how angry dad will be and all that but to my surprise , my mom.was just smiling and chuckling..

I was sad and it felt like my innocence has been taken away..I was thinking of all the chicks the chicken would have given birth to if I had not brutally murdered it like one useless criminal ...

I.was still ruminating about my sin when my dad came outside smiling too and questioned ..

He killed it - he said looking at my mom.


my mom nodded in affirmation ..

"That's my boy "... My Dad shouted in joy and ecstasy.. It was as if his son had won a million dollar ..I saw the joy in his face...

He came close to me, rubbed my head and patted my back as my mum shined her semi white teeth in admiration and my sister too , that one was just blushing anyhow..

" You are now becoming a man...I would have killed it but you did "..That was brave of you '"........

....

Mehn, mehn , mehn....I could hear a Goat bleating and someone knocking on the door.

Tayo, is that you - My dad asked ...

yes sir , - The person responded..

Alright come in ...


The young man came inside with a black goat spotting a nice goatie and tied with a pink clothing around the neck ..

meh, meh, meh.- ....The goat sang melodiously



My Dad went inside as I just stayed there, wondering what was happening??

He came out and gave the Tayo some money ...



Tayo left and did not leave with the Goat ....


At this point , My Dad looked straight into my our eyes and said this was this year's surprise for Us and that he had been saving for this year's present for us.. He stated that instead of buying clothes for us every time which we usually spoil and misuse , he thought it wise to buy a goat so that we can resolve the issue of not having plenty meat to eat during Christmas as the chicken meat is not enough ...

my mum and sister were so happy as they jumped up in excitement and in anticipation of the death of the new goat ...My mum went to hug my dad and my sister followed too while I just stood , watching and wondering what kind of family God decided to put me like this..

, Thank you daddy...Thank you my husband..

this was what I was still hearing when suddenly I heard a masculine voice which seems to belong to my Dad..


" Boo, OYA Goan and untie that Goat and kill it.....



That was the last thing I remembered before the black out


!!!!




THE END ......

ClassCaptain:


1...

I spent the previous night on my Braveheart23 2go account , chatting up precious and promising to send her 100 go credits as Christmas gift..She was obviously excited and I was glad..I was beginning to like her and was just concluding plans to tell her to be my "Girl"..

We chatted till around 2am before my sagem battery died and there was no light to boost the phone as the power holders held their light to themselves like a man without fuel holds his gallon at a fuelling station selling at 145 naira.At least I was able to engage her in a lenghty conversation today...I slept off happily with the hope of continuing our gist and fulfilling my promise to her as soon as possible the next morning �..


Boo. Boo...- My Elder sister called out my name like a woman on her MP stung by a scorpion..

Boo boo..she shouted like three more times..

I am coming ....I mumbled.. There was still no light ...God .

I got out of the room to see My father and mother in a seriously tensed ghen ghen kinda atmosphere..

Good morning ma..good morning daddy.- None of them answered me.

Mum was in the kitchens sieving rice and Dad was in the living room ,one of his hairy yam legs was placed on the stool.

...Yes..boo.How are you - My Dad replied.

I am fine Sir... I replied and prostrated again..

My mum did not bother to even reply or look at me . she continued her kitchen work.....as she sang Jesus na biggy man , u no dare call am small boy with so much vigour and passion..

" Lola, shey u will not come and find the palm oil for me now" ...She shouted at my sister who rushed in to help her find the palm oil which was just right in front of her ....directly..How she didn't see it amaze me..

I looked at my sister to find out the reason for the way mum was acting but she fled to the kitchen before I could communicate to her by matching her foot..

Boo..
Yes sir...
Merry Christmas ..

Thank you sir ...
..
Many more of this in Jesus name....

Amen sir..


"
You will see one chicken outside..White..with red crown like this ..beside the generator outside ...ehn ...Go and kill it....


..I couldn't fathom what I heard ....Probably I wasn't hearing right ......

Kitchen ...

...."I said Chicken...chicken ..And be fast with it...We are going to the Church by 11am for the service..

He said and immediately walked out of the living room as I looked on , my mouth wide open ...

I was just 15 ..!!!!!

queenfav:
My son! Nice story... You are still uninvited anyways,I am yet to forgive you!

TruePass:
Oga go fuvk yourself

Alariiwo:
Look for better things to do with your time nigga..

Only kids and kiddults (adult kids) will read all that and smile. No time guy

ClassCaptain:


mummy , you want to punish me outside 😥😥😥...Forgive and forget

Emzyme:
Hmm
Me no reach 13 before I start to deh kill fowl

I can't even count d number of chickens, pigeons, guinea fowls, bushrat,monitor lizard etc that I have killed
Nd I slaughtered them oo while they were alive

I have always had this zeal for killing things
I for don kill goat nd him bigger brodas oo buh my papa never buy goat come house alive b4

Anything killing dem trust me
I forgot to add snake sef

Alariiwo:
Look for better things to do with your time nigga..

Only kids and kiddults (adult kids) will read all that and smile. No time guy

Alariiwo:
Look for better things to do with your time nigga..

Only kids and kiddults (adult kids) will read all that and smile. No time guy

ClassCaptain:

meh, meh, meh.- ....The goat sang melodiously