One day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipalata sausage came flowing past, the cat used his paw to get the chipalata and managed to not even get it wet. The cat was happy! The next day the cat was equally as hungry when a larger sausage came flowing past in the
river, the cat dipped its paw in to get t, he sausage and only got its paw marginally wet, the cat was happy! The next day the cat was absolutely starving when a massive frankfurt wopper came flowing past, the cat dipped his paw in to get it but fell in! However the cat retrieved the sausage and was happy. The moral or the story is, the bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!

**clap for urself**

@poster i no see am o

u lack job

*faints*

The responses on this tread are the jokes. not the original thing

i no see joke 4 hereoooooooooo

Wetin b dis now!

Wetin b dis now!

omg i dnt get it

on second thought. . . .u r disgusting ewww! lol

Poster comot ur cat make i c dee joke.

just use ur inner eye and thought ANd not ur naked outer eye

the thing too heavy abeg help me shift am oh

Dickele, make i hire u krane make u take shift that head

D1KeleVra:

shift ya head make driver see back

lol , . mugu

Ewwwww @Poster

What a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtyyyyyy joke

densil:

u lack job

walahi una no good the insults wey una dey give the poor poster alone chai!!!

me likey

1stknight:

Poster comot your cat make i c dee joke.

He can't remove the cat cause there's no joke. . .

where is d joke?mstcheeewwwww