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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Pavarottii(m): 7:14am On Jan 26, 2018
Pickin wet no dey hear small small, go hear big big"

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Israeljones(m): 7:14am On Jan 26, 2018
it is only when u watch English premiership league you will know the word 'DRINKWATER' doesnt always mean you should drink water

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by driand(m): 7:15am On Jan 26, 2018
grin
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by abdul4bam(m): 7:21am On Jan 26, 2018
Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him no go sleep.
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by press005: 7:23am On Jan 26, 2018
QueenDeborah:
This shouldn't have been on front page, its old, local, and copied.

is it ur front page? tongue tongue

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Deckline(m): 7:31am On Jan 26, 2018
No matter how dark a room is,a man will always find his way to the woman's breast.
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The plantain that refuse to ripen so that people will not eat it will be used for plantain chips.
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He who wants to marry the chief priest daughter should be ready to eat concotion all his life..

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Boyooosa(m): 7:33am On Jan 26, 2018
A woman that wants pregnancy does not wear panties.
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by AMOSCO2010(m): 7:37am On Jan 26, 2018
U try
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by jeeqaa7(m): 7:39am On Jan 26, 2018
abiodun56:
No matter how long d goatee of a he-goat is, d goat cannot shave in d barbing salon of a Lion.


Wrong quote.

In a village where the Lion is the Barber, the goat must learn how to groom beards

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by tete7000(m): 7:42am On Jan 26, 2018
Beauty is not always synonymous with trouble. It is beauty without virtues that brings trouble.
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by unilagfreshest(m): 7:43am On Jan 26, 2018
oju loge furo doti, ( beautiful but stinking pussy).
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Elder4sure(m): 7:44am On Jan 26, 2018
Op you missed these classics

' No matter how hard the penis stands erect, it cannot tear the pant'.


' It is not because a woman's vagina is sweet, then you want to mess and kill her'

'We took a man without brain and made him President, now Nigerians are looking for job'.
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by firo08(m): 7:48am On Jan 26, 2018
kevoh:
Chei, you did not add '[i]fly wey no dey hear word dey follow dead body enter grave[ /i]
e.g buhari
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by magzey: 7:55am On Jan 26, 2018
Kneeling to greet a dwarf is not down grading you will get up with your normal height grin

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Walexybobo(m): 8:02am On Jan 26, 2018
QueenDeborah:
This shouldn't have been on front page, its old, local, and copied.
Hey fresher, appreciate first and have ur comment.
get yaself a king though.

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Walexybobo(m): 8:06am On Jan 26, 2018
Funny.
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Chyolive(f): 8:07am On Jan 26, 2018
Nice one
tete7000:
Beauty is not always synonymous with trouble. It is beauty without virtues that brings trouble.


I agree with you
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by PataAlhaja(m): 8:08am On Jan 26, 2018
Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep!

A woman seeking the fruit of the womb shouldn't sleep with her panties on ...

Obinrin ti n w'omo k'oye k'oma wo pata sun ...

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by skayT: 8:08am On Jan 26, 2018
The same rain that fell on sugar cane also fell on bitter leaf.

You don't tell a blind man the rain is falling, once he gets beaten by the rain, he'll know wussup!

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by MrFly(m): 8:12am On Jan 26, 2018
Don4eva:
Onye taa Azu n'ataghi isi ya, ihe otara enweghi isi. wink


IGBO AMAKA cool
dnt be an ethnic chauvinist! Interpret ASAP
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Nobody: 8:14am On Jan 26, 2018
all roads....leads to daura come 2019.

meaning -bubu's expiry date is next year!

i can't wait!!!!!!

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Randy100: 8:49am On Jan 26, 2018
No matter how turgid and succulent the breast of virgin is, it must surely fall.
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by EverIncreasing(f): 9:01am On Jan 26, 2018
Wash a dog,comb a dog,its nothing but a dog smiley
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by MichaelBukamzy(m): 9:08am On Jan 26, 2018
[quote author=MrFly post=64521814] dnt be an ethnic chauvinist! Interpret ASAP


Pesn wey chop fish and he no chop the head,wetin he chop no get head grin

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by bigpicture001: 9:13am On Jan 26, 2018
a goat that is owed by more than one person,usually sleeps outside..
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by 1bunne4lif(m): 9:24am On Jan 26, 2018
A good speech is like a mini-skirt; too short to be revealing but too long to cover the "subject matter".

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Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Donkay82: 9:37am On Jan 26, 2018
The man who marries a beautiful woman and another who farms corn by the road side both have the same problem

Them no dey use violence take kill mosquito wey kack for blokos...this na wari adage



I dey bath come cold water

Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Liamm(m): 9:37am On Jan 26, 2018
Head wey go chop knock, even if e dey aeroplane, em go still open window and still collect the knock.
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by labelle123(f): 9:44am On Jan 26, 2018
when a snake refuses to show it venom little children will use it to tie woods.
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by labelle123(f): 9:49am On Jan 26, 2018
PataAlhaja:
Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep!

A woman seeking the fruit of the womb shouldn't sleep with her panties on ...

Obinrin ti n w'omo k'oye k'oma wo pata sun ...
lol na so
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by labelle123(f): 9:53am On Jan 26, 2018
He that fetch an ant infested firewood invite the lizard for a lunch
Re: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by Lordspicy(m): 10:02am On Jan 26, 2018
ofu ara eji n'aka ka abuo Di na brassiere

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