denzel2009:

Check out the midwife. . she don induce person! naija na comedy walahi!

and did you see the baby?
very chubby and pretty  

but the midwife part was scary !

funkybaby:

The lemonade part . . . . . cant stop laughing  

yes oh, they are very razz  

I am relocating to the beach. . . . . .Life is sweet there, abeg!!!
Lemonade puss is tempting.

~Sauron~:

That was a classic quote. . . . .

Maybe my puss is not good enough, hers has honey, sugar and LEMONADE!!!!
FFS. . . . .She supports CHELSEA. So Chelski babes are this razz??

When we call em' chavs, they'll start foaming in the mouth
Esther is what we call a TRUE BLUE!!!

funkybaby:

, . . . . . . and seasoning

Hehehe

It is raining and i m in the rain. You can hear thunder claps. . .

Esther is going out of her way to speak english    

~Sauron~:

I am relocating to the beach. . . . . .Life is sweet there, abeg!!!
Lemonade puss is tempting.

you dare not !

try it and i will throw your 'kaya' outside and bury your phone in the sand  

dis Segede sef na Area boy

busybody20:

It is raining and i m in the rain. You can hear thunder claps. . .

Esther is going out of her way to speak english      

Leave her alone jor
Can't you see that she is a graduate of Ogun State University

@POST
Are these dudes playing Suwe?

chic2pimp:

When we call em' chavs, they'll start foaming in the mouth
Esther is what we call a TRUE BLUE!!!

. . . . .Like Fat Ibime?

funkybaby:

you dare not !

try it and i will throw your 'kaya' outside and bury your phone in the sand  

Don't do that one o. . . . .
At least, lemme taste some Lemonade puss before you bury ma mobile fone.

Yeahhh sauron Segun the player is a red devil!

this BBC guy went to redemption camp

busybody20:

dis Segede sef na Area boy

For Real Man.

~Sauron~:

. . . . .Like Fat Ibime?

Are you calling Fat Ibime, the Ijaw Warrior an agbero?
If him send MEND come catch you, I no dey dia ooo

funkybaby:

this BBC guy went to redemption camp

I tire o. . . . . .Pastor Adeboye LIVE on BBC. . . .
Classic!!!!!

~Sauron~:

I tire o. . . . . .Pastor Adeboye LIVE on BBC. . . .
Classic!!!!!

i tire as well. . . .
they should have left him out of this

hammer head of horror, headwin!!! classic

lol. . .Esther had her iffy moments but she also
had many articulate moments and they impressed
me.

Lawd Have Mercy, I see where that Redeem G.M makes all his money from  .

I million people attends that Vigil and If they each donate 5 naira as peace offering, he'll make. . . . . . . . . .

funkybaby:

i tire as well. . . .
they should have left him out of this  

Thank God i recorded this on ma box.
It's the best one EVER. . . . .

denzel2009:

hammer head of horror, headwin!!! classic

that esther girl is something else !
she get mouth.

i just missed it - watched only the last ten minutes-

chic2pimp:

Lawd Have Mercy, I see where that Redeem G.M makes all his money from  .

I million people attends that Vigil and If they each donate 5 naira as peace offering, he'll make. . . . . . . . . .

and did we come complaining to you?

funkybaby:


that esther girl is something else !
she get mouth.

She nor get mouth o. . . . .Did you see that baby's head?
I thought it was Sky HD box.

that esther girl is something else !
she get mouth.

For real, wish I could find her

~Sauron~:

She nor get mouth o. . . . .Did you see that baby's head?
I thought it was Sky HD box.

What her husband did is despicable but I have one question for Nigerian women.

Why do nigerian women always want to be the boss ? 

Is this the norm or could it be rare thing, not sure ?

funkybaby:

Ahhh frogkisser where have you been? Why do I think you can talk like Esther?  

~Sauron~:

She nor get mouth o. . . . .Did you see that baby's head?
I thought it was Sky HD box.

I thought I was the only one that saw that gigantic head
That is what you call ORIgboku or ORIyomi HEADward

frosbel:

What her husband did is despicable but I have one question for Nigerian women.

Why do nigerian women always want to be the boss ?

I have met many pals in the UK who have gone through hell with their Nigerian wives.

Is this the norm or could it be rare thing, not sure ?

Its not the norm ooo, . .

My wife wakes up every morning, kneels down
by my bedside and greets . . . .''Good Morning Sir''.

chamotex:

I thought I was the only one that saw that gigantic head
That is what you call ORIgboku or ORIyomi HEADward

HEADward, HEADwin, HEADith, HEADmond.
Una nor go kill me.

frosbel:

What her husband did is despicable but I have one question for Nigerian women.

Why do nigerian women always want to be the boss ? 

Is this the norm or could it be rare thing, not sure ?

There was nothing in that SMS that suggested her husband cheated, abeg.
Esther was a bit insecure. The babe only said she couldn't meet with Esther's hubby cos she had to cook for her father.

doyin13:

Its not the norm ooo, . .

My wife wakes up every morning, kneels down
by my bedside and greets . . . .''Good Morning Sir''.

that is so meeeee
thanks for chipping in a word for us.

@frosbel
why do naija men/boyfriends enjoy cheating on their women? eh?

u bleed them well, treat them wel, respect them, yet, they play sneaky games with another 'lemonade' puss  

funkybaby:

and did we come complaining to you?

But seriously though, ain't that dude just reaping y'all off?
Dude has a plane for crying out loud

chamotex:

I thought I was the only one that saw that gigantic head
That is what you call ORIgboku or ORIyomi HEADward

Buhahahaha

~Sauron~:

There was nothing in that SMS that suggested her husband cheated, abeg.
Esther was a bit insecure. The babe only said she couldn't meet with Esther's hubby cos she had to cook for her father.

did you miss the ''dear'' and ''luv u'' in the second text message.  

i guess that does not qualify as cheating abi?

denzel2009:

Ahhh frogkisser where have you been? Why do I think you can talk like Esther?  

i dey kampe.

i have been kissing a few frogs. none of them have turned to my prince.

me? talk like esther? nah !