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Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by Deo1986(m): 7:13pm On Jan 28, 2018
Here is few of the many grammatical blunders our former first lady made.
1* Nigeria is a great continent.
2* My husband and Sambo is good people
3* I rather kill myself than commit suicide
4* My fellow widows.
5* I travelled to abroad to rest in peace
6* My husband is the best couple on earth.
7* The doctors are responding to treatment.
8* For those who said i speech bad English i left them for God.
9* Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on.
10* Na only you waka come.
11* Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! This blood we are 'sharing'.
12* There is God o.....
13* On behave of 2million naira i donate my family.
14* Happy baiday my husband your days are numbered.
15* To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, i have a question for you, when a child failed an exam isn't the child suppose to be repeated?
THAT WAS OUR FORMER FIRST LADY. ANYONE REMEMBERS?
Lalasticla, Mynd44 Abeg let's catch some fun.

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Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by Deo1986(m): 7:14pm On Jan 28, 2018
Lala, please move to front page for the laughter thats in it.
Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by eneojoedu(m): 7:43pm On Jan 28, 2018
op na only you waka come??
Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by federal9: 8:03pm On Jan 28, 2018
And who has English helped?
Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by datola: 8:08pm On Jan 28, 2018
The doctors are responding to treatment

This is correct if the doctors were being treated for an ailment.
Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by dollytino4real(f): 9:18pm On Jan 28, 2018
buhari is our grand father
Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by viyon02: 9:50pm On Jan 28, 2018
For your information op, she is the most educated first lady Nigeria ever had.
Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by Nobody: 11:15pm On Jan 29, 2018
viyon02:
For your information op, she is the most educated first lady Nigeria ever had.
Must be POLLUTED EDUCATION
Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by Deo1986(m): 11:42am On Jan 30, 2018
viyon02:
For your information op, she is the most educated first lady Nigeria ever had.
She is more educated than Miriam Babangida, Stella Obasanjo, yaradua's wife or Aisha? Ok... Indomie generation spotted!!
Re: Patience Jonathan's Grammar- Anyone Still Remember? by Exmilitant(m): 3:58pm On Dec 14, 2020
Deo1986:
She is more educated than Miriam Babangida, Stella Obasanjo, yaradua's wife or Aisha? Ok... Indomie generation spotted!!
Op, she is the most certified first lady don't argue.

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