EllySteve:
see Brain


Please how much will I need to relocate to China.
I work online, so I no need job.

Get the price online

Hmmmmm!!! U see reason why I will nt come back to dis country again if I travel out

BanevsJoker:

Sometimes? Dude, even in my sleep, I regret being born here.

Instead of complaining and snoring, do something about it.

You could migrate to "greener pastures" or you could join the millions of other Nigerians who are silently making their contributions towards a better Nigerian society.

Or you could just continue to lay waste and continue to whine like a little spoilt brat.

Manson1:
Can this happen in a zoo country were we have zoo leaders ?

if it is a zoo country what shld I call u living their
the only thing that comes to my mind is animal cos their is no way their won't be an animal in a zoo

Daviddson:
If you're searching for responsible governance and efficiency, look the way of Japan and China. They can literally build a whole city in one month to cater for a set of urgent needs of their citizenry. Is it not in Japan you will see a deep road pothole been filled and "cemented" within 24hrs and an earthquake-damaged road repaired within 8 days? Is it not in Japan you'll see the government sending a train to daily pick up a lone schoolchild who lives in a far-away village? And now China is dismantling a massive bridge overnight?
Here in Nigeria, they'll set up a technical committee to look into it for 6 months. Submit the report to a minister who in turn submits to the President. The president takes 3 months to study it. Thereafter, he says the cost will be included in the following year's budget. And so on and so forth. Two years running, they'll start telling us they are waiting for foreign investors to initiate concessionary agreements.

Mr man, you captured Nigeria's system of governance in two short paragraph. Laff wan kii me

Daviddson:
If you're searching for responsible governance and efficiency, look the way of Japan and China. They can literally build a whole city in one month to cater for a set of citizens who are in urgent need of mass accommodation. Is it not in Japan you will see a deep road pothole been filled and "cemented" within 24hrs and an earthquake-damaged road repaired within 8 days? Is it not in Japan you'll see the government sending a train to daily pick up a lone schoolchild who lives in a far-away village? And now China is dismantling a massive bridge overnight?
Here in Nigeria, they'll set up a technical committee to look into it for 6 months. Submit the report to a minister who in turn submits to the President. The president takes 3 months to study it. Thereafter, he says the cost will be included in the following year's budget. And so on and so forth. Two years running, they'll start telling us they are waiting for foreign investors to initiate concessionary agreements.

Lagos-Ibadan is still under rehabilitation after 5 years the job was started.

EllySteve:
see Brain

Please how much will I need to relocate to China. I work online, so I no need job.

Which kin work you dey do online?

Jeff Bezos just finished an almost 500 billion Naira eccentric office, China dismantles an overpass construct a subway but the Nigerian government will take 4 years to initiate the construction of 18th railroad tracks.
Who cursed us? Who? Because these things are not looking ordinary anymore

EllySteve:
see Brain

Please how much will I need to relocate to China. I work online, so I no need job.

wich online job? abeq show me way

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Daviddson:
If you're searching for responsible governance and efficiency, look the way of Japan and China. They can literally build a whole city in one month to cater for a set of citizens who are in urgent need of mass accommodation. Is it not in Japan you will see a deep road pothole filled and "cemented" within 48 hours and an earthquake-damaged road repaired within 8 days ? Is it not in Japan you'll see the government sending a train to daily pick up a lone schoolchild who lives in a far-away village? And now China is dismantling a massive bridge overnight?
Here in Nigeria, they'll set up a technical committee to look into it for 6 months. Submit the report to a minister who in turn submits to the President. The president takes 3 months to study it. Thereafter, he says the cost will be included in the following year's budget. And so on and so forth. Two years running, they'll start telling us they are waiting for foreign investors to initiate concessionary agreements.

In the third year, they'll use it to campaign. Telling you that if you vote for them, they'll build the road/bridge..

In Nigeria, if there is any gathering at all. Is a gathering of humans(politicians) and the aim is to share money.

hidhrhis:

if it is a zoo country what shld I call u living their
the only thing that comes to my mind is animal cos their is no way their won't be an animal in a zoo

U are the head animal....

Localamos:


By inference, you are an animal.

A brainless goat to be precise. No hard feelings.

who's this manerless fool making noise. no hard feelings though

hidhrhis:

if it is a zoo country what shld I call u living their
the only thing that comes to my mind is animal cos their is no way their won't be an animal in a zoo

you are the head animal there

Manson1:


you are the head animal there

I did nt call Nigeria a zoo
it is only an animal DAT calls where he lives a zoo

APL33:

Zoo country without anim*ls like u. Is that one zoo?

and also a useless animal like u..

One thing about these chinco people be say, I no gbadu them, but i have come to respect them, oyibos and arabs have also come to respect them. Against all odds type of people. On the other hand, africans like to be creative in marriage, death, and those types of celebrations.

Manson1:
Can this happen in a zoo country were we have zoo leaders ?

And you too, zoo follower

Bakrabas:

And you too, zoo follower

same here...

m not crying am sweating

Manson1:

and also a useless animal like u..

. Manson Goat. Its does sound good.
Don't worry, me am the zoo keeper u hear?

hidhrhis:

I did nt call Nigeria a zoo
it is only an animal DAT calls where he lives a zoo

You called it a zoo. And that joke has gone cold. Sorry for the rudeness in ma other quote. I will modify it wen am chanced. I just wanted u to taste how I feel wen Nigeria is been called a zoo.

APL33:

. Manson Goat. Its does sound good. Don't worry, me am the zoo keeper u hear?

APL sorry APE which one sound more like an animal lol gradeA animal

Manson1:


who's this manerless fool making noise. no hard feelings though

it's me, your kind.

Localamos:

it's me, your kind.

lolz no be me and u

Pls who have an idea one some one can train for excavators and heavy duty trucks?

Manson1:

APL sorry APE which one sound more like an animal
lol gradeA animal

Haba, swear u don't like Manson Goat better. But sha, just ask ur G.F or Wife, she go tell u truth.

APL33:


Haba, swear u don't like Manson Goat better. But sha, just ask ur G.F or Wife, she go tell u truth.

bros ur own na customize already nau. (APE) congrats

Manson1:

bros ur own na customize already nau. (APE) congrats

Its ike u think I wrote G.O.T, even inside animals goats are highly respected in UknowWat. #STU*****y. I say no more