Ikemeric:
I recall the first time I ever patronized a sex worker. It was an experience of a lifetime. A life altering moment. One I still can't determine if I regretted or not. I guess it lies somewhere in the middle.
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All of my closest friends at the time were regular "hoe" carriers.. In fact they carry more hoes than a farmer! But surprisingly it wasn't a factor or peer pressure that lead me on my first trip to a LovePeddler house. In fact I recall my friends discourage with passionately when I mentioned the idea. They told me that after all I have no issues with getting women as I have girlfriends all over me. But they also like me, haven't got problems with getting girls so why they do they go for prostitutes too I wondered. There has to be some benefits about it I thought
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But my friends won't have it from me. They told me how addictive and wasteful of one's money it is and you can't stop once you've began so I should rather not at all. I recall a friend saying in his own words "The cars I ought to be driving now, the lands I ought to have in my name and the properties I have all buried them into the laps of those girls"
That is deep I thought!! Just the right words to discourage me. I have good friends who really care about me. I take advice on most matter but this one time, I was prepared to defy them.
.
There only worry was the addiction to it and that too had nothing on me. I was advised never to smoke weed or cigarette because it is highly addictive but I smoked each one only once just to see how it feels and I never went back to them again so I could easily do this one time as well and not return. I'm a writer and someday I hope to write about it just as I'm doing today. There is a limit to which you can write about something if you've never had an experience of it. It's almost impossible.
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So on that fateful day, I had just watched this porn video on my phone and I was fired up and squarely in the mood. I got up from my bed, got dressed, picked up some money and headed to this hotel/brothel called Morning Star.
As I walked in that night, a group of girls approached me, touching me in many places, one even headed directly for my balls like a soccer player. They waved their assets in my face while I heard screams of "fine boy come, bros I go suck your preek tire, come make I give you breast milk, bros I be VIRGIN, bros I go give you Ogoja style I go give you Igala or Warri, or Gbagyi style. Who would have thought that our indigenous tribes in Nigeria all had sex positions exclusive to them. Na wa oh. I heard all manner of ridiculous things that night to last me a lifetime of laughs.
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So I struggled past the blockade of hot, sexy, goofy eyed females to approach this sexy petite one who didn't as much make a glance when all her colleagues dragged me like a piece of meat. She pressed her phone like and just looked on passively from side to side.
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The other girls have all left by the time seeing I was not interested. I talked some more with this beautiful girl. Her name is Seraphina and she's from Cameroon. I asked her price and she told me and I accepted.
We went into her room, I gave her the money then a good pounding to last her the night and surprisingly she never told me to stop or calm down or hurry up. I took my time.
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We exchanged numbers, cracked a few jokes together, snapped a picture together including one completely Unclad. She asked were I live and worked and my tribe and if I'm married etc and I answered all then I left. I never planned to visit again but 3 days later she called me to complain of me just abandoning her and if I think the rapport we had was the way she interact with every customer then I'm wrong. And how can I not see that she's really interested in me. I haven't come because I don't have money and she asked me to come and just buy her a bottle of beer instead and let's talk. I promised her to come as soon as I close from work.
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I went, order two bottles for both of us, she sat on my laps and my dick REACTED!! we drank and talked at length,told me how family problems forced her to do this job, that she got disvirgined just a year ago and she's twenty years old. She told me what her dreams and targets where and how soon she plans to leave this "dirty job". All I can say is, never judge a person until you hear their story!
I encouraged her and petted her she was getting emotional.
She told me of a certain customer who has been asking for her hand in marriage. She showed me his picture and told me how well to do he is but she just won't accept him because she needs to marry a man who is handsome and romantic and one she enjoys talking to and who she enjoys sex together with. She said she wouldn't hesitate to accept if someone like me ever proposes to her.
We finished our drink, went upstairs to her room and had the time of our lives.
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At the point of leaving she told me that I can always come even if I have no money as long as I promise to be calling her often.. Damn!! What an offer!
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I kept going and going and only send her airtime a few times but never paying. She would call me late nights if she isn't "busy" and we would have talk at length. One day one I when we just finished doing it, and I was about to leave, she told me something in pidgin which translates as "Bros this one that I always let you do me without paying, if I ever see you with another girl, hope you know I'm going to break a bottle on someone's head"
And I answered too if I ever see you with another guy, hope you know I'll break bottle on someone's head too!!
And she replied, but you know this is my work..I only do it for me..
And I said too this is my work and I only do it for fun.
We both laughed and ended the session. She introduced me to her colleagues as her boyfriend and they all got to like me.. She probably decided to introduce me as a way to tell them to stay clear and it did work as they never tried to approach or call me whenever I come. We just greet and shake hands and they tell me "your wife is over there" pointing towards a direction.
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Somewhere inside I took her threat quite serious more so because she repeated it a couple of times and she would try to to know who was calling me or what I was saying on the phone. She would ask to have my phone and she always went to straight for my SMS and Whatsap chats that I found myself having now to clear some chats or delete messages..it was quite unconvincing. So for that, I never took her to where I live even though she pressured me to know. I never did, just in case I offended she finds out, and I needed to take cover.
.
I remember telling my friend about the threat and him telling me that he knows now what to do if I ever offend him. He would right to the hotel to ask for Seraphina and bring her to know my house!! I remember my heart skipping in total fear when he said that even though I know he was just teasing me.
But what sort of a man will even cheat on such a beautiful girl who asks nothing of you but attention. Hasn't it a conscience?? Doesn't he have the fear of "God" in him.
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I saw myself starting to truly love her and with love came jealousy and I couldn't stand the thought anymore of her sleeping with other men all day long which I sit by and watch or can't do anything to help her out of it. So I made a conscious but difficult decision to stop visiting her. I blocked her number from reaching me and decided to not answer any unsaved number that calls and I received quite a lot of calls from a few strange numbers for the next one month which I'm sure has to be her.
I felt bad about it and I understand how hurt she would be, but somewhere along the line, I realized that I wasn't just as liberal and open minded as I thought I was to have a serious affair with a prostitute. But I hope she finds someone better than me and I wish her all the very best!!.

Bro I don't care if you lied or not. But I want to tell you all that some prostitute do have someone they truly love.. Get to ask some ashawo why they are into it and you will be surprise to hear some bad stories on why they are into prostitution. I remember in Ogun state a big senior friend once told me that one ashawo loves him so much and him too love the girl but he couldn't stop her from doing it because he can't take care of her. So please when u see some prostitute try to find out why she is into it. 5years ago I remember beeping a prostitute and I was opportune to ask her why she was into this business and she was shedding tears why narrating are story and I was touched by her story and we exchange number talk some few times but we never saw each other again and that was my first and the last time I visited bothel it because i knew non of them enjoyed having sex with total stranger and that is why you see them using lubricating oil to rob the pussy for easy access......my first time to type long on nairaland.(not are stories are fake and not all stories are real)

Ikemeric:
I recall the first time I ever patronized a sex worker. It was an experience of a lifetime. A life altering moment. One I still can't determine if I regretted or not. I guess it lies somewhere in the middle.
.
All of my closest friends at the time were regular "hoe" carriers.. In fact they carry more hoes than a farmer! But surprisingly it wasn't a factor or peer pressure that lead me on my first trip to a LovePeddler house. In fact I recall my friends discourage with passionately when I mentioned the idea. They told me that after all I have no issues with getting women as I have girlfriends all over me. But they also like me, haven't got problems with getting girls so why they do they go for prostitutes too I wondered. There has to be some benefits about it I thought
.
But my friends won't have it from me. They told me how addictive and wasteful of one's money it is and you can't stop once you've began so I should rather not at all. I recall a friend saying in his own words "The cars I ought to be driving now, the lands I ought to have in my name and the properties I have all buried them into the laps of those girls"
That is deep I thought!! Just the right words to discourage me. I have good friends who really care about me. I take advice on most matter but this one time, I was prepared to defy them.
.
There only worry was the addiction to it and that too had nothing on me. I was advised never to smoke weed or cigarette because it is highly addictive but I smoked each one only once just to see how it feels and I never went back to them again so I could easily do this one time as well and not return. I'm a writer and someday I hope to write about it just as I'm doing today. There is a limit to which you can write about something if you've never had an experience of it. It's almost impossible.
.
So on that fateful day, I had just watched this porn video on my phone and I was fired up and squarely in the mood. I got up from my bed, got dressed, picked up some money and headed to this hotel/brothel called Morning Star.
As I walked in that night, a group of girls approached me, touching me in many places, one even headed directly for my balls like a soccer player. They waved their assets in my face while I heard screams of "fine boy come, bros I go suck your preek tire, come make I give you breast milk, bros I be VIRGIN, bros I go give you Ogoja style I go give you Igala or Warri, or Gbagyi style. Who would have thought that our indigenous tribes in Nigeria all had sex positions exclusive to them. Na wa oh. I heard all manner of ridiculous things that night to last me a lifetime of laughs.
.
So I struggled past the blockade of hot, sexy, goofy eyed females to approach this sexy petite one who didn't as much make a glance when all her colleagues dragged me like a piece of meat. She pressed her phone like and just looked on passively from side to side.
.
The other girls have all left by the time seeing I was not interested. I talked some more with this beautiful girl. Her name is Seraphina and she's from Cameroon. I asked her price and she told me and I accepted.
We went into her room, I gave her the money then a good pounding to last her the night and surprisingly she never told me to stop or calm down or hurry up. I took my time.
.
We exchanged numbers, cracked a few jokes together, snapped a picture together including one completely Unclad. She asked were I live and worked and my tribe and if I'm married etc and I answered all then I left. I never planned to visit again but 3 days later she called me to complain of me just abandoning her and if I think the rapport we had was the way she interact with every customer then I'm wrong. And how can I not see that she's really interested in me. I haven't come because I don't have money and she asked me to come and just buy her a bottle of beer instead and let's talk. I promised her to come as soon as I close from work.
.
I went, order two bottles for both of us, she sat on my laps and my dick REACTED!! we drank and talked at length,told me how family problems forced her to do this job, that she got disvirgined just a year ago and she's twenty years old. She told me what her dreams and targets where and how soon she plans to leave this "dirty job". All I can say is, never judge a person until you hear their story!
I encouraged her and petted her she was getting emotional.
She told me of a certain customer who has been asking for her hand in marriage. She showed me his picture and told me how well to do he is but she just won't accept him because she needs to marry a man who is handsome and romantic and one she enjoys talking to and who she enjoys sex together with. She said she wouldn't hesitate to accept if someone like me ever proposes to her.
We finished our drink, went upstairs to her room and had the time of our lives.
.
At the point of leaving she told me that I can always come even if I have no money as long as I promise to be calling her often.. Damn!! What an offer!
.
I kept going and going and only send her airtime a few times but never paying. She would call me late nights if she isn't "busy" and we would have talk at length. One day one I when we just finished doing it, and I was about to leave, she told me something in pidgin which translates as "Bros this one that I always let you do me without paying, if I ever see you with another girl, hope you know I'm going to break a bottle on someone's head"
And I answered too if I ever see you with another guy, hope you know I'll break bottle on someone's head too!!
And she replied, but you know this is my work..I only do it for me..
And I said too this is my work and I only do it for fun.
We both laughed and ended the session. She introduced me to her colleagues as her boyfriend and they all got to like me.. She probably decided to introduce me as a way to tell them to stay clear and it did work as they never tried to approach or call me whenever I come. We just greet and shake hands and they tell me "your wife is over there" pointing towards a direction.
.
Somewhere inside I took her threat quite serious more so because she repeated it a couple of times and she would try to to know who was calling me or what I was saying on the phone. She would ask to have my phone and she always went to straight for my SMS and Whatsap chats that I found myself having now to clear some chats or delete messages..it was quite unconvincing. So for that, I never took her to where I live even though she pressured me to know. I never did, just in case I offended she finds out, and I needed to take cover.
.
I remember telling my friend about the threat and him telling me that he knows now what to do if I ever offend him. He would right to the hotel to ask for Seraphina and bring her to know my house!! I remember my heart skipping in total fear when he said that even though I know he was just teasing me.
But what sort of a man will even cheat on such a beautiful girl who asks nothing of you but attention. Hasn't it a conscience?? Doesn't he have the fear of "God" in him.
.
I saw myself starting to truly love her and with love came jealousy and I couldn't stand the thought anymore of her sleeping with other men all day long which I sit by and watch or can't do anything to help her out of it. So I made a conscious but difficult decision to stop visiting her. I blocked her number from reaching me and decided to not answer any unsaved number that calls and I received quite a lot of calls from a few strange numbers for the next one month which I'm sure has to be her.
I felt bad about it and I understand how hurt she would be, but somewhere along the line, I realized that I wasn't just as liberal and open minded as I thought I was to have a serious affair with a prostitute. But I hope she finds someone better than me and I wish her all the very best!!.

Where she they for lag?

lefulefu:
marrying a call girl and living ever happily after only happens in movies but in the real world its a different ball game. I have seen men married to ex hookers turned to worthless vegetables. Many of such men their lives have been rendered useless. A hooker turned married woman will always come out of retirement when small gbege dey d marriage. And if the man talk na to use decimal 10:10 finish d man life.

Lmao, this guy and decimal 10:10

ORI1:

Lmao, this guy and decimal 10:10

May Baba God deliver us from the hands of ladies who use decimal 10:10 to turn men to zombies
SAY AMIN

lefulefu:

May Baba God deliver us from the hands of ladies who use decimal 10:10 to turn men to zombies
SAY AMIN

what's decimal 10:10

joe17:
what's decimal 10:10

that thing some ladies put in your food or rub in their snail to control a man
some call it jazz
others call it love portion
some ppl call it remote control
while some call it Decimal 10:10

lefulefu:

that thing some ladies put in your food or rub in their snail to control a man
some call it jazz
others call it love portion
some ppl call it remote control
while some call it Decimal 10:10

some call it KOBNOMI

Oko Ashewo

lefulefu:

that thing some ladies put in your food or rub in their snail to control a man
some call it jazz
others call it love portion
some ppl call it remote control
while some call it Decimal 10:10

lols funny dude

efesodje:


some call it KOBNOMI

haha! Kobnomi ...first time i dey hear dat word.

Dear, people have problems,ao I'm not bothered

quinSonia:
Ikemeric what an emotional story...


buh y such hateful comments

I don't lie bro.

careytommy7:
Satan punish you for the heavy lies you wrote up here

Lol. Wetin u wan use her do?

Slaye:



Where she they for lag?

Ikemeric:
Lol. Wetin u wan use her do?

I want to help her..

Ashawo get heart;? Lol

SmellingAnus:
So you break ashawo heart

Ikemeric:
Ashawo get heart;? Lol

Lol... I hear say some of them sabi love well well o

Op You didn't remember to write your age , occupation e.t.c . The story is not complete then.

careytommy7:
Satan punish you for the heavy lies you wrote up here

So you were able to read the tales by hot sun abeg help summarize it for me.

brightalo17:


So you were able to read the tales by hot sun abeg help summarize it for me.

I stopped reading somewhere after the ogojs style nonsense