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Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Skepticus: 4:06pm On Feb 17, 2018
Talk about a coon being gassed up on serial flatulence
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Nobody: 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2018
grin
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by BABANGBALI: 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2018
So person no fit mess in peace again? But come o,the man no fit do am in the Nigerian style so as not to make noise
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Iseoluwani: 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2018
madridguy:
Do you mean it is must to fart after operation?


Not always, but sometimes it gives doc sense of relief that it was successful
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Nobody: 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2018
royalamour:
grin Fart of sauron of mordor. They should have gone through the mines of Moria so that the mess would quench the fire on the fire demon that took Gandalf.
Balrog, not fire demon. Olodo!
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by alsudaes1(m): 4:08pm On Feb 17, 2018
debolayinka:
The man must have taken some kind badt beans and bread before coming aboard.

Lol
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by kollinpowel(m): 4:08pm On Feb 17, 2018
That one Na pepper mess.
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Fetula4u: 4:09pm On Feb 17, 2018
Shikena:
No but it is their air.
lol....
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Ekiseme(m): 4:09pm On Feb 17, 2018
Lwkm
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Fetula4u: 4:09pm On Feb 17, 2018
Shikena:
No but it is their air.
lol....
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Nobody: 4:10pm On Feb 17, 2018
Is farting an involuntary action? If yes, abeg leave the old man alone. He may not have the muscles to stifle or suppress it. Some are adept in releasing the gas in a controlled manner thereby eliminating the sound. grin
Visiting the Loo can also checkmate it.
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Shikena(m): 4:10pm On Feb 17, 2018
BABANGBALI:
So person no fit mess in peace again? But come o,the man no fit do am in the Nigerian style so as not to make noise
Even Nigerians can't guarantee the noiseless one. If you make wrong assumption that it's going to be a noiseless transmission and it turns out to be an intercontinental ballistic missile na real OYO be that bros.
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by olu690(m): 4:12pm On Feb 17, 2018
So fart can make plane to land. oyamilenu o
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Reelmii: 4:13pm On Feb 17, 2018
the guy is just being himself, or would they had preferred he kept the fart inside so dat he can explode and die?
but I hav a feeling the man has health issues
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Premiumwriter: 4:13pm On Feb 17, 2018
royalamour:
grin Fart of sauron of mordor. They should have gone through the mines of Moria so that the mess would quench the fire on the fire demon that took Gandalf.
Chai lord of the ring don reset this one brain grin cheesy

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Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Schro4real: 4:15pm On Feb 17, 2018
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Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by jeffhunter(m): 4:18pm On Feb 17, 2018
you just so stupid... laff wan kill me...

josh123:
U can never come in between a man and his beloved mence grin
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Nobody: 4:23pm On Feb 17, 2018
If only America was between Lagos and Abuja, Nigerians go fart their inside comot so plane can make emergency landing grin
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by primemind(m): 4:26pm On Feb 17, 2018
royalamour:
grin Fart of sauron of mordor. They should have gone through the mines of Moria so that the mess would quench the fire on the fire demon that took Gandalf.



Lord of the rings fan right there ☺
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by madridguy(m): 4:28pm On Feb 17, 2018
Thanks for the enlightenment.

Iseoluwani:


Not always, but sometimes it gives doc sense of relief that it was successful
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by begwong: 4:28pm On Feb 17, 2018
E wan use mess to crash the plane ✈. Shebi Arab from Dubai dey d plane
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by foreverfavoured(f): 4:29pm On Feb 17, 2018
He could have just been directed to the toilet..I'm sure the plane had one
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by goodheart02(m): 4:30pm On Feb 17, 2018
madridguy:
Do you mean it is must to fart after operation?



Yeah, it's a sign to show that the intestines are now in-situ after an operation.
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by royalamour(m): 4:31pm On Feb 17, 2018
ajibolabd:
Balrog, not fire demon. Olodo!

Nobody likes you squirrel.
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by madridguy(m): 4:32pm On Feb 17, 2018
Good. Thanks

goodheart02:



Yeah, it's a sign to show that the intestines are now in-situ after an operation.
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by uzor2(m): 4:35pm On Feb 17, 2018
Fart no get toilet. Why are they disturbing him?
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by taretoofine(m): 4:39pm On Feb 17, 2018
He's a witch
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Nobody: 4:42pm On Feb 17, 2018
royalamour:

Nobody likes you squirrel.
foo.l for a took!
Re: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Stallion93(m): 4:55pm On Feb 17, 2018
madridguy:
Do you mean it is must to fart after operation?

Yes sir, especially after abdominal operations

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