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STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Biafraqueen(f): 3:22pm On Feb 17, 2018
MouthAction. BJs. Call it what you will, the big news is giving head is good for your health. Girls have long been aware that sperm works as a face cream that draws out impurities when it dries and tastes delicious. What we now know – thanks to research at the university teaching hospital nnewi, is that that male semen contains a variety of chemicals that make you feel contented, younger and more affectionate.

Forget exercise, fad diets and How To Be Happy books. If you’re depressed, listless, can’t sleep, bored, fat or feeling suicidal, just go for your boyfriend’s zipper and give him a Mouth Gig. Alchemists spent the Middle Ages trying to discover the elixir of life. They clearly never thought to open their britches and call for a serving wench to take part in an oral experiment. Then again, perhaps they did, but just couldn’t be bothered to examine the results.

Now, the results are in and what the researchers with 300 female students, have confirmed after a study lasting several months is that girls who swallow adequate amounts of seminal fluid are less likely to suffer depression or mental health problems, and those who have regular sex, particularly unprotected sex, are happier, healthier, thinner and perform better on cognitive tests.

Giving Head Aids Sleep

The sticky stuff is as good as any sleeping pill and, when you open your eyes on a new day, there’s nothing better for body and soul than to nudge the one beside you awake and pump out another warm milky draught with its zingy flavour of lemon and pistachio. If you don’t have a boyfriend, or swing the other way, suggest it to the next guy who looks up for it (they usually are) and, while he thinks head is GOOD for him, in fact it is even BETTER for you.

For all those scientists, chemists and doubters out there, seminal fluid contains: ESTRONE and OXYTOCIN, which give you a mild high (like one puff on something illegal); THYROTROPIN, a hormone stimulant that acts as an anti-depressant; SEROTONIN, an antidepressant neurotransmitter; MELATONIN, a sleep aid; and CORTISOL, which combats stress by releasing adrenaline and, according to the research team, helps increase affection.

Bottom line: sex every day is good for you, male jism is a health drink and, as it comes in relatively small quantities, the more head you give the better you feel.

Doctors and researchers are good assets to society now the head giving fans out there have gotten a strong base logic to increase in there mouth exercise as it aids in keeping the face and eradication of gully rinkles.

I love that iam a med student, what about u....??
Re: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Nobody: 3:25pm On Feb 17, 2018
Biafraqueen:
MouthAction. BJs. Call it what you will, the big news is giving head is good for your health. Girls have long been aware that sperm works as a face cream that draws out impurities when it dries and tastes delicious. What we now know – thanks to research at the university teaching hospital nnewi, is that that male semen contains a variety of chemicals that make you feel contented, younger and more affectionate.

Forget exercise, fad diets and How To Be Happy books. If you’re depressed, listless, can’t sleep, bored, fat or feeling suicidal, just go for your boyfriend’s zipper and give him a Mouth Gig. Alchemists spent the Middle Ages trying to discover the elixir of life. They clearly never thought to open their britches and call for a serving wench to take part in an oral experiment. Then again, perhaps they did, but just couldn’t be bothered to examine the results.

Now, the results are in and what the researchers with 300 female students, have confirmed after a study lasting several months is that girls who swallow adequate amounts of seminal fluid are less likely to suffer depression or mental health problems, and those who have regular sex, particularly unprotected sex, are happier, healthier, thinner and perform better on cognitive tests.

Giving Head Aids Sleep

The sticky stuff is as good as any sleeping pill and, when you open your eyes on a new day, there’s nothing better for body and soul than to nudge the one beside you awake and pump out another warm milky draught with its zingy flavour of lemon and pistachio. If you don’t have a boyfriend, or swing the other way, suggest it to the next guy who looks up for it (they usually are) and, while he thinks head is GOOD for him, in fact it is even BETTER for you.

For all those scientists, chemists and doubters out there, seminal fluid contains: ESTRONE and OXYTOCIN, which give you a mild high (like one puff on something illegal); THYROTROPIN, a hormone stimulant that acts as an anti-depressant; SEROTONIN, an antidepressant neurotransmitter; MELATONIN, a sleep aid; and CORTISOL, which combats stress by releasing adrenaline and, according to the research team, helps increase affection.

Bottom line: sex every day is good for you, male jism is a health drink and, as it comes in relatively small quantities, the more head you give the better you feel.

Doctors and researchers are good assets to society now the head giving fans out there have gotten a strong base logic to increase in there mouth exercise as it aidshin keeping the face and eradication of gully rinkles.

I love that iam a med student, what about u....??
The feminists are coming for you grin
Re: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by BeeBeeOoh(m): 3:28pm On Feb 17, 2018
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Re: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Biafraqueen(f): 3:28pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:

The feminists are coming for you grin
lol am just analysing the hypothesis of our research team.

Plz cover me whenever they show up. embarassed

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Re: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Nobody: 3:29pm On Feb 17, 2018
Biafraqueen:
lol am just analysing the hypothesis of our research team.

Plz cover me whenever they show up. embarassed
No wahala.
BJs are awesome grin
Re: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Biafraqueen(f): 3:32pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:

No wahala.
BJs are awesome grin
So enlighten your bae to always do the needful cheesy cheesy since u like am niii.
Re: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Nobody: 3:37pm On Feb 17, 2018
Biafraqueen:
So enlighten your bae to always do the needful cheesy cheesy since u like am niii.
LoL.
You are triggering some memories now.
Re: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Splinz(m): 3:38pm On Feb 17, 2018
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What does the other party stand to gain when he gives the head

Perhaps, just perhaps frowstiness.

Just asking.
Re: STRICTLY FOR GIRLS Giving : Head Is Good For Your Health by Les: 11:17pm On Apr 14, 2018
Biafraqueen still waiting for your response!

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