wunmi590:
I am a microbiologist with experience both industrial and medical microbiology.

When you subject yourself to too much of masturbation you tend to use your vigorous hand to to forcefully kill of the strength of the joystick.

The joystick of only meanth to be used on the female private part which has a natural grease to hold the joystick.

So when you contract joystick disease it is practically known as masturbyjoystick.

Please note that this name is from my research.

How did studying bacteria(if you are not another online professional) qualify you to comment on diiick physiology?