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Mgbe nwanyi muru umu iri, odighi ihe mere na abali ona amaghi maka ya
When a woman has ten children, there is nothing that happens in the night that she does not know about.

youngies:

Thanks for the verdict, but I don't know how cute-ass and moondust will react when they read your verdict. Hope your head will still be on your shoulder then.    

Tell him o! you no even say me-zainab, as i don de react and vibrate, arrrhg!

me-zainab:

Tell him o! you no even say me-zainab, as i don de react and vibrate, arrrhg!

You see, the reactions are already rife.

Igaghi eti nwata ihe ma si kwa ya ebela akwa
You do not beat a child and at the sametime order him not to cry.

Ihe okenye noro ala hu,nwata rigoro n'elu ogaghi ahu ya.

What an elderly person sees while sitting down, a younger person ,even while at the top can't see.

me-zainab

You are really gearing up, good effort. Now start hiting it hard

Nsuko ga egwu orimiri ukwu na nke nta, mana ite ofe nwa agadi nwayi ga eri ya
The crab may swim across big and small rivers but it will eventually end up in an old woman's soup pot.

@youngies

kedu nke jikoro udene na onye na akpu isi? what's the relationship between the vulture and a barber?
ebe i makwara na nnunu na- efe n'elu, anya ya no na-ala.

The bird is flying in the air but its eyes are on the ground.that is to say that its good to know where you are coming from, just chere, ana m abia ,

besides,ukwa ruo oge ya odaa, a ripe breadfruit falls by itself

blue-sky:

not sure
keep up comin guys, at the moment youngies is in the lead

Bia @ blue-sky, are u asleep?? How can u make such a verdict??
It is overruled jare!!

@me-zainab

I salut oo, sorry i wasn't online earlier, hope to meet up on you later

@ Youngies

Hope your head isnt sweeling out of proportion, this game isn't won yet, not by a long shot

Let me continue rocking ma boat:

Ônye meghaa onwe ya, O bo agwu
When someone disgraces themselves (instead of owning up), they blame madness


Nkenu jide, nkenu enye mmadu; mmadu jide, nkenu a gbaba isi akwala
When Nkenu (the bird) is in possession of something, it doesn't give to man, when its man's turn to be stingy, it starts proving difficult

Enwe si na ya agaghi agôrô nwa ya kwô n'azu (nani nke ya bu n'afô), nihi na ya amaghi ma nke ya kwô n'azu agaôrô utu rachaa
The monkey said it can only verge for the child it is pregnant with, because the one being backed can easily pluck a fruit without its knowledge (true talk)


Ônye rie ihe mgbe ô di ndu, mgbe ô ga-anwu, ô debe eze ka ô na-achi ôchi
Eat when you're alive, when you die, you'll keep your teeth as though you were smiling lol



Bring it on peeps, i'm ready for every Tom, Dick and Harry

cute-ass:

Bia @ blue-sky, are u asleep?? How can u make such a verdict??
It is overruled jare!!

ofcourse i think ur truly winning the contest
i had to make his ego big so he can bring more proverbs.

blue-sky:

ofcourse i think your truly winning the contest
i had to make his ego big so he can bring more proverbs.

Eheen, now you're talking

cute-ass:

Eheen, now you're talking

Conspiracy!!!

Any weapon fashioned against me shall. . .

Agbowo dike izu, agbagharia ya
If you conspire behind a strong man, be rest assured that the issue must be re-visited

youngies:

Agbowo dike izu, agbagharia ya
If you conspire behind a strong man, be rest assured that the issue must be re-visited

Re-visiting abu ônye obodo ebee?? No re-visiting here abeg, just struggle for second position, or else i'll take that one too, you choose

cute-ass:

Re-visiting abu ônye obodo ebee?? No re-visiting here abeg, just struggle for second position, or else i'll take that one too, you choose

Hmmmm,

Mmadu adighi eji ukwu n'abuo agba kum
One cannot use two legs to kick at the same time

Mmadu adighi abu ogbeye burukwa amosu
One cannot be a pauper and at the same time be a witch

Cute-ass the die has been cast, show yourself for this place

HELLLOOOO EVERYONE!
who are those running their mouths?
hush now 4 the king is back!

Ama ka nwoke esi ike oghaghi atu so chi ya ogu
No matter how strong or great a man is he would never challenge his god.

Oh you are here, welcome bro, but remember. . .

Obughi onye na ebu ogwugwu bu eze
The man who carries the deity is not a king

Ihe nwoke n'amaghi kariri ya
What a man does not know is greater than he


Onye enweghi ebe o ga adadebe ga adadebe n'ikpere nke ya
A man who has no where to put his hand for support puts it on his own knees.

cute-ass:


Bring it on peeps, i'm ready for every Tom, Dick and Harry

dream on baby!

Nwa nnunu fere be na mkpumkpu amaghi kwa na oka no 'nala
A bird that flies from the ground onto an anthill, does not know that it is still on the ground.

youngies:

Oh you are here, welcome bro, but remember. . .

Obughi onye na ebu ogwugwu bu eze
The man who carries the deity is not a king

thank you! but you have to know that I gave u guys a long head-on so that when my bombardment starts, u won't be too devastated.
maka asi na
Onye kariri mmadu kariri chi ya
He who is greater than a person is greater than his god

Onu bu ngwo-agha umu nwanyi mana okpupu aka ka eji ama dike
the woman's tool of warfare is her mouth while the warrior is known with his hands

adigi agwa ochi nti n'agha esu
Even the deaf is aware of impending war


Awo anaghi agba oso ehihie n'efu
the frog doesnt run during the daytime for no cause

@
cute-ass
u should be part of this face-off

Onye jee obodo ebi m nti, o biri nke ya tinye.

If one goes to a land where they cut off ears, he should cut off his own and contribute them.


Ewu mmadu abuo nwere na-ehi ura nezi.

A goat owned by two people sleeps outside.

moondust:

thank you! [b]but you have to know that I gave u guys a long head-on so that when my bombardment starts, u won't be too devastated.[/b]maka asi na
Onye kariri mmadu kariri chi ya
He who is greater than a person is greater than his god

You asked for it and now you got it in the ol'man style,

Nwoke umunna ya gburu adighi agba mme
The man who is murdered by his kinsman does not bleed.

Ngwere si n'elu daa, enweghi onye huruya. okwe n'isi
when the lizard falls from a wall, and nobody sees it, it nods to itself

Onye arachaghi onu ya, uguru anara ya rachara ya
You either lick your lips or the hammattan licks them for you.

Ndi igbo si, a sokata eze anya, e kpuru nkata n'ihu gwa ya okwu --- fearing! fearing the king, basket in the face, talking to the king
O chu nwa okuko nwe ada, nwa okuko nwe nwe-nwe osu --- pursuing the chicken, falling falling, chicken runing run

onye gba oto anaghi amanye aka nakpa -- a Unclad man does not put hand in the pocket

anaghi a hapu ike nyuru ahu, ga kuwa isi okpu --- you don't leave the ass that fart to knock the head that does not.

nwanyi ike ukwu a natu uju, o ya ga akpo onwe ya aba ulo --- a woman with big ass that people fear her will never , gigi herself, someone must charge her battery for her.

chidichris nwa mama ya dikwara gi mma oh

yes kedu ndi no eba a!

A fulani may lie but s/he will not make a lying proverb!

@ youngies

Mmadu nwee chi oma, a si na ogara na nke onye na -agba afa mana onwee chi ojoo ma obu na enwegi onye enyemaka ,asi na onweghi olile anya.

if a man is fortunate ,people say he's been to the diviner,if he's destitute, they say he's hopeless.