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Twitter User Narrates How One Man Almost Killed Everybody In A Danfo by Donald3d(m): 7:26pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
Lagos is a strange place.If you have never boarded a Danfo then you are missing a lot . Check out this twitter user's experience. How It All Started An Unexpected Turn Of Events For those who don't understand Yoruba, here is a "loose" transalation 1.Man : Ehn ! what does that mean, let him assasinate . 2.Man: I said you should not tell me that !, let him assasinate , if his mates are assasinating, then let him assasinate ! 3. Half of the bus: I will stop here ooh 4.Half of the bus: I am coming down 5. Man : Driver stop at ile-epo bus stop The Whole Situation Gets Worse 1.Driver:Come down, come down 2.Driver:Are you not coming down again? 3.Man :Keep going let me come down at Iyana Ipaja 4.Driver : Let me go and drop this hired killer 5.Whole Bus : Let us come down oo 6.Whole Bus : We want to come down 7.Driver: This bus can't stop again , I can only stop at Iyana Ipaja ta ran ta ran ta ran ta ran *phone rings* The Mystery Is Unleashed 1. I got lost here too , someone save me !! 2. Man : Look here,let that child assasinate, anything his mates are doing , let him do it too, if his mates are assasinating, let him assasinate too !!. 3.Lady: Daddy its not assasinate , its assimilate . 4. Driver: Who and who wants to come down 5. Elderly Women : It will not be well with English, turning somebody to a mad man in Lagos 6. Elderly Women : Its not baba's fault Reactions : Share you funny ,crazy danfo experience with us , we would love to hear from you !. https://autojosh.com/twitter-user-narrates-how-one-man-almost-killed-everybody-in-a-danfo/ Lalasticlala Mynd44 Ishilove Marpol Semid4lyfe Obinoscopy Seun |
Re: Twitter User Narrates How One Man Almost Killed Everybody In A Danfo by Donald3d(m): 7:35pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
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Re: Twitter User Narrates How One Man Almost Killed Everybody In A Danfo by Donald3d(m): 7:36pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
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Re: Twitter User Narrates How One Man Almost Killed Everybody In A Danfo by femolacqua(m): 8:06pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
Comedy unleashed, English language will not kill somebody. |
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