My birthday is near, and in this mood, I will like to build a simple website free for someone.
If you need a simple website, maximium five pages, no flash designs, no database
You provide your logos and pictures(else, I will use colors only) and provide the content.
If you desire this , post your requirement on nairaland here and send me your contact information at gixroq@gmail.com before 12 noon tomorrow. Request will only be considered if they come in before noon tomorrow, and due to the tight nature of my job, I will only do for one person

Thank you

afrobaby. I am in, I wanna develop a kinda site, where my friends will get more detailz about me,

afrobaby, if you can really design stuffs like that. . .maybe we can hook up - am yet to see your jobz

yo dual core, this afrobaby is mine

@donpuzo, wat is ur requirement, wat contents do u know,

@dhtml, av not done any major job yet, am trying to practice my new skills, hope u understand

Afro Baby, Please focus on doing the site for people who really need one and cant do it by themselves.

And erm. . . can we do it together? Abeg

*dhtml:

yo dual core, this afrobaby is mine

Error 404!

Dual Core:


Error 404!

It should be Error 502

I think you guys should just let threads be useful and not playful. There is the romance section for all these,

@Afrobaby that's a very good move and a way to enhance your skills but i think a little something should be added for your efforts there are many church and one man business that need websites.no probs will let you know of any one but doing it free is overkill.

@OmniPotens loosen up it's just harmless fun

@dualcore, u ae damn right

@incarnate, error 502 can crash the system
@pcguru, you are right too, I just need someone that needs it genuinely

Incarnate:

It should be Error 502

abi o.
gracias

afrobaby:

@dualcore, u ae damn right

About *dhtml hitting error 502 on u, abi? sweet.
*dhtml


Aight seriously, so can we work together on this? Been working alone all ma web dev life and its getting boring.
Nothing better than the feeling of going to bed knowing the bugs are shared by a team and not just u

pc guru:

@OmniPotens loosen up it's just harmless fun

Leave am make him dey do James Omni Bond dia. If him do too much we go riot hia and impeach him or we do coup.

this is serious mehn. omnipotens. . .take it eazy on urself. Aho, ms afrobaby, ding me on support@.com so we can continue our conversation

@Dual Core
I will make a new suggestion that all gender be hidden and let me know how you will manage to try these your aromantic schnapp moves in here again

Impeachment, lol, I go rest die. You think settle over 30 mails daily on spam bot thingy na small thing

wow. over 30 mails. that shows how important you are. you should be very happy. In my own days of moderation, i only get complain from spammers after they have been banned - and even those that dare complained are few.
Yes, back to our aromantics, @afrobaby, i am still expecting your mail, i am checking my box, like every 5 minutes since yesterday

Dare to hide the genders, the dating and romance people go cut your head!

@dhtml every 5 minutes?

Hope this is not turning into OCD

Make una hide username join na.

Ahem afrobaby see as the oga dem don come derail our thread. Y'all should leave us alone na!!

Afrobaby, have we gotten any site to do yet?
Please don't mail *dhtml, k? Erm. . . he's married and his wife monitors his mails.

What do u mean by what contents do i knwow? I suppose u meant want,

Just graphics and stuffs like that, I can later sort out Database and all major Shitzzz,


@all. Una funny ohhh. Cause of one chick, DHTML wanna teach all he used 13 years to learn. I bet u go teach am proffesional Ajax free.

dhtml, i sent u a mail

Incarnate:

@dhtml every 5 minutes?

Hope this is not turning into OCD

OCD as in Obsessive Compulsion Disorder eh or Over Coding Disorder?

afrobaby:

dhtml, i sent u a mail

yeah right, and i hav replied too (about 10 replies)

Dual Core:

Dont give up. . .tis not over yet *she still needs you

So sick of reading men going after ladies when the reverse should be the case

who is going after ladies? eh? i was just being friendly. i am not searching.

**walks away from afrobaby's case**

*dhtml, happy dual coding with the babe. Some babes just dunno how to make good choices.


Omni, get a wife.

Dual Core:

**walks away from afrobaby's case**

*dhtml, happy dual coding with the babe. Some babes just dunno how to make good choices.


Omni, get a wifewife.

How do you dual code with a hbabe eh?

^^ Plant easy bugs in the code and let her find it, she finds it and you reward her with the main code rod. Spare the rod and spoil the coding. All code and no rod play makes Afrobaby throw exceptions.

Guy do all this at your own risk. The last clause of this babe's thread title get belle.

Dual Core:

^^ Plant easy bugs in the code and let her find it, she finds it and you reward her with the main code rod. Spare the rod and spoil the coding. All code and no rod play makes Afrobaby throw exceptions.

Guy do all this at your own risk. The last clause of this babe's thread title get belle.

*dies*

Afrobaby, as expected, *dhtml wasnt man enough and has died. So d we have a deal now or you want to do this thing with a dead man?

I wonder if there is anybody that is as funny as dualcore,

I laughed out at the point where he used exception to make a statement, Jeez dual, you are something else,

@Omni. lol, Guess we both need wifes

Please Afro Baby. I got this www.polskaloo..com, Do Please give more ideas about how to develop this more

I am a missionary

I want one too